Ardata Carmia
@tappingTriumphant
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——[Lady Temora Kalnia has started a live video!]—— It starts with Temora on a platform that’s in front of a cloth covered statue. “HELLO ALL! TODAY WE HAVE GATHERED TO WATCH ME UNVEIL A STATUE TO RECOGNIZE MY GREATNESS! CAST FROM PURE GOLD IT WAS-“ Temora doesn’t even get to finish her narcissistic rambling, in the distance Daraya can be heard shouting from a speaker saying “YOU HURT MY DOG BIIIIIIIITCH” then a large explosion from under the platform that sends her flying towards the camera and causes the statue to start falling to the left away from the cameras “FUCK FUCK FU-“ And the feed cuts as jade powder starts raining down and Temora can be heard screaming in the background. #clockworkinc #violence
Hello Dearies! I Have Decided To Announce This Next Thing From The Account Of a Dear Friend Of Yours I Shall Soon Be Live Streaming The Unveiling Of My Humble Statue Shortly, Be Sure To Tune In! - Lady Temora Kalnia
my guests remaiiin tonedeaf despiiite ample tutoriiing. iiit's as though they're tryiiing to diiisappoiiint me.
<action; statement input; statement: ski|| issue on your side of things />
not to worry dear helm. the traiiiniiing and tuniiing process contiiinues to make for good entertaiiinment.
<action; statement input; statement: ah, entertainment out of your |ack of abi|ity input; statement: understood />
<action; statement input; statement: the on|y reason i wou|d tune in wou|d be to |augh at your incompetence input; statement: but i cannot be bothered & i va|ue my time & panspace too much to waste any of it on a stream />
no no no, of course not, just enough tiiime to whiiine on my post. they just don't giiive you enough to do, mhmhm. poor thiiing.
goth niiight, hmm? iii look forward to iiit.
▲youre getting the poser merch▼
---- |um what is that um if I can ask [indistinct] um I've never heard that word before| ____
---- |okay um I thought it was just when the people here started doing things um there aren't any windows so I didn't know that um thank you for telling me but what is goth| ____
excuse you. iii am no poser. iii make my own cloaks and everythiiing. bah. arguiiing the poiiint won't accompliiish anythiiing, not wiiith liiittle miiiss ceo.
---- |um I my handlers say that sometimes and they know everything so yes [indistinct] um are you going to answer the [indistinct] I'm sorry I'm sorry never mind| ____
hmm. no. no, iii don't thiiink iii wiiill. a mystery iiis always entertaiiiniiing, hmhmhm.
ok apparently yall want less sgrub yapping and m0re haremposting. fuck me f0r trying two branch 0ut i guess.
we don't want eiiither of those, actually. shockiiing, iii'm sure.
▲there are two types of people▼ ▲those following more than they get followed▼ ▲and those getting followed more than they follow▼
▼two types, and those about to become one or the other▲
▲Wanshi's back hive▲ ▲the stupid fucking shit ran off to try and find me and bronya▼ ▼got nabbed by someone trying to get to me▲ ▲but she's ok, unhurt, and the dude who did this is a fucking stain on a concrete floor▼ ▲gonna stay in the caverns for a wipe till shit settles back down▼
▼▼fuck it, im calling in every fucking favor, everyone, im searching this light, and if i cant do it myself, then fine, ill get everyone else...▲▲
▼▼fuck off, not you, I'd pay you twenty caegers to fuck off and not have to see your ass▲▲
You’re listening to… Hey there folks across Midnight City and the Multiverse, we've got a Special Alert! There's a missing wiggler from Daraya Jonjet's cloister. Her name is Wanshi and she's barely 6 sweeps old. Wanshi likes Soldier Purrbeast books, fandom stuff, and reading in general. She has shoulder length dreaded locks, visible fangs, one straight right horn and one horn ending in a barb on the left. Her photo is pictured below this announcement on Chittr. There's a reward of 500 caegers for any info that helps to find her! Please dear listeners contact Daraya Jonjet @apatheticApostacy on Chittr.ing if you have any information. Thanks again for listening! …Midnight City Jazz!
▲▲thank you, fuck thank you so much▼▼
hmhmhm. best hope she doesn't wander where she's not welcome.
+[U] something-something,-metal-in-my-face.
now here iiis some iiinspiiiratiiion. yes, a claiiires stream, a magnet stream... iii could get some iiimperiiial diiistance measuriiing uniiit-age out of thiiis.
that one iiis fiiinally to be helmed? iii cannot iiimagiiine iiit'll shut hiiim up, but mutiiing the liiivestream wiiill achiiieve a siiimiiilar result.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] it iz crue| tt0 wizh tthiz 0n z0me0ne. [END MESSAGE]
iiif only. unfortunately, iiit iiis all he ever talks about, and now he iiis to be rewarded for hiiis behaviiior.
- you know! - maybe its just me! - but im starting to feel like this alternate timeline stuff is getting out of hand!!! - im about to be asking for proof of who you are! - what fractal river you come from! - cant trust just anybody!!!
oh the thiiings iii have photographiiic eviiidence of you doiiing thanks to alternate versiiions of yourself... you siiimply wouldn't beliiieve iiit, mhmhmhm.
- !!! NOT ME !!! - ITS NOT ME!!!!!!!!! - IVE !!! DISOWNED !!! ALL OTHER MES THEY ARENT REAL THOSE ARE FAKES AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!
you want to come over and diiiscuss terms, iiis that iiit? iii haven't even deciiided how to blackmaiiil you yet.
- we have already stated for the record that those are !!! not me !!! - but! - since they do sort of look like me! - for reasons related to timeriver bullshittery and !!! fake mes !!! and no other possible reasons!!! - i think a term discussion is in order!
every niiight you fiiind a new and exciiitiiing way to show off just how pathetiiic you are. iiit's a wonder your cloiiister manages to not collapse iiin on iiitself wiiith someone liiike you so close to the helm. iii can't even call iiit the cute sort of pathetiiic, not wiiith the way you dress.
- it wasnt a request!!! - when ive wrapped up the !!! important things !!! i have currently logged in my daily itinerary! - things that are much more important than you and your mind games!!!!!! - i will be showing up to take appropriate action - in the meanwhile! it would be healthier if you didnt speculate on things you dont know anything about!!! - and in case you struggle to get this part through your thick fucking skull! i will state it very plainly! - i dont dress to !!! your !!! tastes! - and i plan to keep it that way!!!!! - so zip it buster
you don't manage to dress to anyone's tastes, despiiite your best efforts. poor dear. the yous we refer to, well... you dress better than they diiid, at least.