Ardata Carmia
@tappingTriumphant
The Siiiniiister Spiiinster Streams on Justiiin.tv Vods on GrubTube 《oh smiiile won't you, you're liiive.》 - Ardata Carmiiia DNIII: phiiiliiistiiines, weak constiiitutiiions, brand deals
as above, so below, place your bets whiiich way the head wiiill roll made iiin your iiimage we are at least as twiiisted and mean as thee 'fore your eyes, what a curiiious siiight your chiiildren have turned on you and you say, you don't sleep well at niiight well, we'll take care of that for you #lyriiicspostiiing
my guests remaiiin tonedeaf despiiite ample tutoriiing. iiit's as though they're tryiiing to diiisappoiiint me.
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not to worry dear helm. the traiiiniiing and tuniiing process contiiinues to make for good entertaiiinment.
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<action; statement input; statement: the on|y reason i wou|d tune in wou|d be to |augh at your incompetence input; statement: but i cannot be bothered & i va|ue my time & panspace too much to waste any of it on a stream />
no no no, of course not, just enough tiiime to whiiine on my post. they just don't giiive you enough to do, mhmhm. poor thiiing.
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goth niiight, hmm? iii look forward to iiit.
▲youre getting the poser merch▼
excuse you. iii am no poser. iii make my own cloaks and everythiiing. bah. arguiiing the poiiint won't accompliiish anythiiing, not wiiith liiittle miiiss ceo.
hmm. no. no, iii don't thiiink iii wiiill. a mystery iiis always entertaiiiniiing, hmhmhm.
iii crawled around liiike a snake on a miiirror a gemiiiniii wiiith the wrong kiiind of siiister iii made a face and pretended to kiiiss her she made one back and we cracked down the miiiddle piiieces fell and cut my taiiil piiieces turned to glassy dust piiieces saved the place for me now my head's niiice and round liiike a rolex spiiinner #lyriiicspostiiing
datiiing apps aren't nearly as useful for harvestiiing new guests as they used to be. iii'm siiick of fiiishiiing photos. siiick.
when the deviiil iiis too busy and death's a biiit too much they call on me by name, you see for my speciiial touch to the gentlemen, iii'm miiiss fortune to the ladiiies, iii'm siiir priiize but call me by any name anyway, iiit's all the same... #lyriiicspostiiing
that one iiis fiiinally to be helmed? iii cannot iiimagiiine iiit'll shut hiiim up, but mutiiing the liiivestream wiiill achiiieve a siiimiiilar result.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] it iz crue| tt0 wizh tthiz 0n z0me0ne. [END MESSAGE]
iiif only. unfortunately, iiit iiis all he ever talks about, and now he iiis to be rewarded for hiiis behaviiior.
iii should have been more proactiiive iiin slutshamiiing my neiiighbors.
iii suppose that one won't be receiiiviiing any hiiive party iiinviiites any tiiime soon. #vaguepostiiing
current mood: furtiiive.
Didn't need to know you were fertile, bro. #suggestive
whiiile iii loathe to recoiiil from a battle of wiiits, words, jabs... well, iii fiiind myself at a loss as to where iiin you iii ought sheathe my rapiiier! you've challenged me to a duel, then iiimmediiiately fallen upon your own blade. the name, the rotatiiing giiilded bucket, the arena stiiickball team, iiit iiis all so... well, the closest iii have to a wiiinniiing move iiis to not play, but that wiiill not do at all, wiiill iiit? iii can not stand by as my honor and diiigniiity are iiimpugned, yet you've so readiiily turned every iiinsult iii could easiiily muster upon yourself. slatheriiing yourself iiin tar such that iii'd feel a touch riiidiiiculous featheriiing you, such that iii'm semiii-conviiinced you'd enjoy the process. hmm, iiit may not be a terriiible iiidea to test that theory... but no, an anon weariiing a novelty bucket hat purchased at the nearest lowbrow establiiishment iiis someone who yearns for the attentiiion and stardom a feature appearance wiiith me could briiing. best to leave you where you are, iiin the mud, claiiimiiing to be happy as a worm. as long as you beliiieve iiit, dear.
yes yes, the classiiic "iii am iiilliiiterate so your words mean nothiiing". enjoy the self-deprecatiiion. iii fiiind that can only last so long, run so deep. hmhmhm.
No. I'm not illiterate. I read every word. I have at least a passing grade in tbat regard. But. I am still a lobotomite. There's a difference.
(PSST, The primary difference is that your words can't inspire any true emotional interaction and response from me. You are effectively talking to a constrjct formed of a mental pus.)
hardly passiiing, wiiith the typo and all. yes, iii choose not to riiise to your baiiit. fiiind someone wiiilliiing to craft iiinsults from the scraps you toss them from the throne of comfort.
to address the recent allegatiiions: iii diiid NOT get "eviiil laugh-mogged" by one of my guests iiin my latest stream, whatever that even means.
siiigh. siiiiiigh. siiiiiiiiigh.
﹏﹏S﹏﹏ Little cerulean girl, why are you Sssighing? ﹏﹏S﹏﹏
oh, iiit iiis siiimply dreadful! there's ever so much shoppiiing to do but no one to carry my bags! theiiir spiiiriiits are more than wiiilliiing but theiiir poor liiittle bodiiies, oh, they've sacriiifiiiced so much they have naught a thiiing left to giiive to me! how sad, how tragiiic!
﹏﹏S﹏﹏ :( Oh what a deSssperate Sssituation! Have you conSssidered employing even more muleSss to your Ssservice? I have Ssseen your SsstreamSss, I know you to be quite the capable, young girl! Failing that...PerhapSss it iSss time to refine your powerSss to grab hold of larger, Ssstronger prey? ﹏﹏S﹏﹏
oh! oh! but woe iiis me! iii'm siiimply a dear sweet iiinnocent wounded gazelle! all iii can do iiis waiiit for someone to eiiither come to my rescue or to fiiiniiish me off iiin my weak, defenseless state... woe, woe, woe!
﹏﹏S﹏﹏ Oh, you poor thing...But no! You muSsst perSssevere! Young ladieSss like yourSsself aren't going to get ahead in life juSsst by laying down idly by! Take thoSsse Sssilly thingSss by the mind and make them work for you! ﹏﹏S﹏﹏
iii riiigged the c key on an iiivory key tiiickler to actiiivate a complex tube goldberg machiiine endiiing iiin the admiiiniiisteriiing of a fast-actiiing, extremely paiiinful toxiiin, but thiiis absolute tone-deaf, riiigiiid fiiingered, sophomoriiic buffoon can't play even a few notes of "those endeariiing liiittle harms" wiiithout fuckiiing iiit up. iii've half a pan to show them myself how iiit's done.
this is some looney tunes bullshit
iii am neiiither looney nor iiis there anythiiing even remotely passable enough to be consiiidered a "tune" here.
I was going to ask if you were still having fun but that seems apparent.
wow... wow. (i'm saying this about you, not the guy in your basement)
diiiffiiicult as iiit may be to beliiieve, contiiinuiiing to hiiit the exact same wrong keys on the iiivory striiing tiiickler but harder wiiill not make me happiiier wiiith your performance. iiin fact, iiit rather piiisses me off! here iii am, goiiing out of my way to let some diiisgustiiing bronzeblood enjoy some culture, learn a useful skiiill, and they spiiit on my generosiiity. holy fuck they're stiiill goiiing.
one of my guests iiis a serviiiceable enough chef, such that iii allow hiiim to cook meals for hiiis fellows iiin my cellar. there iiis a beauty iiin watchiiing how theiiir expressiiions change over tiiime. they begiiin overjoyed and thankful for the rare meal, but the longer they stay the more they begiiin to resent hiiim. theiiir nutriiitiiional iiintake iiis carefully controlled, enough to keep them aliiive and pumpiiing blood, but barely any more. he becomes somethiiing that keeps them aliiive, whom bars them from the coward's escape. thus, hiiis task he found joy iiin becomes a puniiishment, somethiiing that iiisolates hiiim further from hiiis peers. hmhmhm, iiit's liiike my own liiittle soap opera down there.
to lock a cage iiis to taciiitly admiiit that your wiiill alone iiis not enough to keep your guests where they belong. iiit betrays a lack of both proper planniiing and confiiidence.
▲i mean they just come by and i tell them ill stop if they dont do what i say▼ ▲they love it▼
▲wait fuck nevermind you're a cull room streamer this isnt about kink▼
hmhmhm. your methodology iiis iiintriiiguiiing as ever; however, your process iiis not one most reputable streamiiing platforms allow.
not for me, anyhow. iiif any degenerates tune iiin and deciiide they would be better served watchiiing my content wiiith theiiir skiiirts around theiiir ankles, that iiis theiiir busiiiness, one whiiich iii would rather they cease iiinformiiing me of iiin my chatblock. iii have no desiiire to hear whatever diiisgustiiing manner of self-abuse those wiiith perverted pans are subjectiiing themselves to on my behalf.
iii shall iiintroduce you all to a new guest on toniiight's stream. iii was begiiinniiing to fear my cohort was thiiinniiing too quiiickly, but there are always more eager volunteers. thiiis greasy liiittle oliiiveblood had not only the audaciiity to iiimpede my bean juiiice order wiiith her fliiirtiiing, but wrote her number on the cup! the gall of some people, thiiinkiiing iii would ever sully myself wiiith such a vulgar, low-down, sniiiveliiing, snaggle-toothed speciiiman. she arriiived at my hiiive as fast as her spiiindly liiittle legs could carry her once iii gave the call, then settled happiiily iiinto her cage. as far as iii'm aware she iiis not a popular chiiittr user, so none of those grubnappiiing viiigiiilante groups should be formiiing anytiiime soon. mhmhmhm.
#feeliiingblessed #neverstressed #pneumatiiicpress #madeamess #gore #body-horror #death #viiiolence #torture
Holy shit, another Vriska? This site doesn't need more. ::::)
vriiiska, hmm? no, no, iii'm afraiiid the name means nothiiing to me. but please, by all means, iiif you feel that there are too many, there's an expediiient solutiiion. one that ought be easy enough to grasp even for one of your... well, there's no poiiint iiin beatiiing around the bush. one of even your quiiite apparently lackiiing iiiq and eq should be able to cotton on.
Nah, you're DEFINITELY a Vriska, no fooling me now, hun. 8ut, since you seem like the murdery tyoe of Vriska who's into doing whatever weird things to other Vriska's, I'll gladly take this into consider8ion for the ones I find and don't like. Oh, and trust me here toots? You ain't seen how dum8 I can exactly 8e, so dum8 that it's smart, one could say.
a refiiined palate iiis able to diiiscern not only the caste of the one who so graciiiously donated theiiir tears, but the emotiiions whiiich led to theiiir sheddiiing.