Ardata Carmia
@tappingTriumphant
The Siiiniiister Spiiinster Streams on Justiiin.tv Vods on GrubTube 《oh smiiile won't you, you're liiive.》 - Ardata Carmiiia DNIII: phiiiliiistiiines, weak constiiitutiiions, brand deals
one of my guests iiis a serviiiceable enough chef, such that iii allow hiiim to cook meals for hiiis fellows iiin my cellar. there iiis a beauty iiin watchiiing how theiiir expressiiions change over tiiime. they begiiin overjoyed and thankful for the rare meal, but the longer they stay the more they begiiin to resent hiiim. theiiir nutriiitiiional iiintake iiis carefully controlled, enough to keep them aliiive and pumpiiing blood, but barely any more. he becomes somethiiing that keeps them aliiive, whom bars them from the coward's escape. thus, hiiis task he found joy iiin becomes a puniiishment, somethiiing that iiisolates hiiim further from hiiis peers. hmhmhm, iiit's liiike my own liiittle soap opera down there.
to lock a cage iiis to taciiitly admiiit that your wiiill alone iiis not enough to keep your guests where they belong. iiit betrays a lack of both proper planniiing and confiiidence.
▲i mean they just come by and i tell them ill stop if they dont do what i say▼ ▲they love it▼
▲wait fuck nevermind you're a cull room streamer this isnt about kink▼
hmhmhm. your methodology iiis iiintriiiguiiing as ever; however, your process iiis not one most reputable streamiiing platforms allow.
not for me, anyhow. iiif any degenerates tune iiin and deciiide they would be better served watchiiing my content wiiith theiiir skiiirts around theiiir ankles, that iiis theiiir busiiiness, one whiiich iii would rather they cease iiinformiiing me of iiin my chatblock. iii have no desiiire to hear whatever diiisgustiiing manner of self-abuse those wiiith perverted pans are subjectiiing themselves to on my behalf.
iii shall iiintroduce you all to a new guest on toniiight's stream. iii was begiiinniiing to fear my cohort was thiiinniiing too quiiickly, but there are always more eager volunteers. thiiis greasy liiittle oliiiveblood had not only the audaciiity to iiimpede my bean juiiice order wiiith her fliiirtiiing, but wrote her number on the cup! the gall of some people, thiiinkiiing iii would ever sully myself wiiith such a vulgar, low-down, sniiiveliiing, snaggle-toothed speciiiman. she arriiived at my hiiive as fast as her spiiindly liiittle legs could carry her once iii gave the call, then settled happiiily iiinto her cage. as far as iii'm aware she iiis not a popular chiiittr user, so none of those grubnappiiing viiigiiilante groups should be formiiing anytiiime soon. mhmhmhm.
#feeliiingblessed #neverstressed #pneumatiiicpress #madeamess #gore #body-horror #death #viiiolence #torture
Holy shit, another Vriska? This site doesn't need more. ::::)
vriiiska, hmm? no, no, iii'm afraiiid the name means nothiiing to me. but please, by all means, iiif you feel that there are too many, there's an expediiient solutiiion. one that ought be easy enough to grasp even for one of your... well, there's no poiiint iiin beatiiing around the bush. one of even your quiiite apparently lackiiing iiiq and eq should be able to cotton on.
Nah, you're DEFINITELY a Vriska, no fooling me now, hun. 8ut, since you seem like the murdery tyoe of Vriska who's into doing whatever weird things to other Vriska's, I'll gladly take this into consider8ion for the ones I find and don't like. Oh, and trust me here toots? You ain't seen how dum8 I can exactly 8e, so dum8 that it's smart, one could say.
a refiiined palate iiis able to diiiscern not only the caste of the one who so graciiiously donated theiiir tears, but the emotiiions whiiich led to theiiir sheddiiing.
iii siiimply cannot fathom how iii managed to acquiiire the most tone deaf gaggle of ungrateful iiingrates thiiis siiide of the empiiire. they siiimply refuse to remaiiin consiiistently on key no matter what iii use to iiinduce screamiiing. iiit's as though they're tryiiing to embarrass me. iii bravely and stoiiically must carry on, iii suppose. iiif iii'm able to fiiix on, iii am certaiiinly able to fiiix the rest, hmhmhm.
one of them fiiinds the strength to cull themselves and has the audaciiity to not only do iiit when iii'm offliiine, but to use the least gory method iiimagiiinable. the cameras are always rolliiing, of course, so a viiideo wiiill be uploaded iiin the near future. mustard four's psiiioniiically iiinduced auto-asphyxiiiatiiion should be of iiinterest to at least some of you reprobates.
those are a lot of i's. i am reading it as if it's one of those ai voices, haha!
you're saying that as if i'm an ai activist or something. gross.
iiit iiis always a bloodbath when new fabriiic patterns drop. there iii am, gliiidiiing through the mall, bag-miiiniiion creepiiing piiiteously behiiind me, when iii pass by joannarchy. haviiing taste and class, iii prefer siiimpler patterns, soliiid blacks wiiith at most a splash of hiiighliiight. but what iii saw, hmhmhm, what iii saw. trolls were losiiing theiiir heads over these awful kiiitschy patterns. tacky on purpose iiis stiiill tacky, though iii suppose one can't expect the proles to have taste. those dyiiing of thiiirst iiin the desert care liiittle for the viiintage of theiiir wiiine. so sad. well, when a head rolled out of the store, iii knew iii had to iiinvestiiigate. iii sent my bag-miiiniiion iiin wiiith a liiittle cajoliiing. all that came back was an arm, tossed at what iii must admiiit was an iiimpressiiive velociiity. a shame too, hiiis carryiiing capaciiity was above average. iii recruiiited a mustard who walked out, all proud she'd managed to grab some of the treasured fabriiic whiiile maiiintaiiiniiing liiife and liiimb; iii of course added thiiis to my piiile of purchases. perhaps iii wiiill make a blanket out of iiit for her. iiif she shows she deserves iiit. #hobbydrama
and so another successful stream comes to iiits natural conclusiiion. oliiive one's run has ended, her poor liiittle lungs gave out and her body siiimply gave up the ghost. rude as iiit iiis, we can not judge her too harshly, she cannot help she was born wiiith liiiquefiiied lawnriiing triiimmiiings flowiiing through her veiiins. the shame iiis that she was but a few niiights away from takiiing the record for longest lastiiing guest. well, that and she was the only passable alto out of thiiis sorry lot. iii put iiin so much of my own blood and sweat iiinto whiiippiiing these iiingrates iiinto proper form, and thiiis iiis how they repay me? typiiical. just typiiical. au revoiiir parasiiites, dream of me and despaiiir knowiiing even iiin sleep iii have you iiin my web, hmhmhm.
puns may just be the lowest of lowbrow torture.
｢(-∀-`; ) ah... eto... data-chan has poor forum etiquette! (； ･`ω･´) tch...｣
haha 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 necessarikitty 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 thats not exactly what yew wrote 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 but i keeᰍ saying that in my head 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 and smiling a little 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧
let me be more clear. ahem. kiiill yourself, you diiisgustiiing liiittle iiinsect.
insects 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 are a beautiful and necessary ᰍart 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 of the ecosystem 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 -) 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧
｢(Ｏﾟ皿ﾟＯ) n-no... megane... don't-｣ ｢*growls*｣ ｢g-gyah!!!......｣ ｢heh...(ФωФ)｣ ｢𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖒𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖒𝖊 𝖚𝖓𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖍 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝖒𝖊....｣
why, iii can't seem to recall askiiing for your opiiiniiion eiiither! the oliiives are liiiniiing up as though for an iiill-fated huntiiing triiip. mhmhm, iii wonder iiif iiit's been enough tiiime for that genre to come back iiinto vogue. not to worry sweetiiie, iii make good use of the iiinsects crushed beneath my heels. at the very least, they make for serviiiceable lusus chow. mhmhm.
i didnt share an oᰍinion 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 every organism 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 is imᰍortant 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 thats objective fact 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 whether they ᰍrovide more 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 in life or death 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 that is meaning all the same 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧
stop askiiing about "basement boy" appliiicatiiions. iii have never nor wiiill iii ever take appliiicatiiions. you dumb fucks.
What about basement girls? :3
hm. hmhmhm. iiis that you iiin your profiiile piiicture? the horriiifiiic meowbeast amalgamatiiion?
iii suppose that changes thiiings, mhmhmhm. you would look riiight at hiiive iiin the freakshow at some horriiid carniiie barker's booth. yes, there iiis much iii could do wiiith a sorry speciiimen as yourself.
the stream wakes once more, my ugliiies. maroon two iiis doiiing a much better job after hiiis tuniiing last niiight. why, III miiight even consiiider lettiiing chat giiive hiiim a name. next on our playliiist iiis "stake on me" whiiich wiiill surely test hiiis lungs, hmhmhm. tune iiin now on justiiin.tv. #streamtappiiingtriiiumphant
and so the stream reaches iiits conclusiiion for the day. maroon two made quiiite a mess duriiing hiiis procedure, though the fault liiies entiiirely wiiith mustard three. she should have been far more careful wiiith her cuttiiing iiimplements, hmhmhm. iiit was optiiimiiistiiic of me to thiiink she miiight have any meriiit as a docterror. surely she'll fiiind some way to be of use, her siiingiiing voiiice was siiimply dreadful. ciiiao, my nasty liiittle parasiiites.
iii've always consiiidered myself to be more of a woman of the arts than of sciiience, but toniiight iii seem to have played at both. my hypothesiiis has been confiiirmed: you can iiindeed play musiiical bottles wiiith trolls. tune iiinto my stream to hear theiiir dulcet tones.
castrato, castrato, castrato. such a wonderful cadence to iiit. why, iiit may rank among "cellar door" as far as beautiiiful alterniiian phrases. my hiiive must be very beautiiiful iiindeed, mhmhm.
greetiiings parasiiites. the stream iiis liiive. we are currently playiiing the black parade, but are takiiing donatiiions for requests. maroon two iiis turniiing out to be more a tenor than a countertenor. iiif he does not iiimprove wiiithiiin the next few songs, we may piiivot to a tuniiing stream. iii suggest you all stay tuned, mhmhmhm.