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@tarnishedTulle

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dont ask me about any of that sgrub shit that wwas literally six swweeps ago also dont ask me wwhat that means for my current existence im sick of answwerin timeline questions

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I on the other hand will happily take any redirected questions people may have.

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@tarnishedTulle[TT]

i hear that ya are answerin' questions 'bout the game. what do ya know?

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

we need a #scaredreact #trembling #underthecovers #shiver #goosebumps

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@tarnishedTulle[TT]

what's got ya so scared lil' man?

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

rose is going to perform experimental surgeries on me without a license

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@tarnishedTulle[TT]

sounds like a good time to me. what sorta surgeries is she offerin?

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to all the rest of the daves out there, includin' ones i weren't able to tag, ya'll can see what my handle is and ya know that it is we deserve to know what happened to ya durin' the game. come tell me about it or i'll come and find you to hear about it. @turntechGodhead @turntechGodhead#1609 @turntechGodhead#3328 @turntechGodhead#4338 @turntechGodhead#5047 @turntechGodhead#6490 @turnaciousGeromy

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eh sure some version of me did but ive seen the catbird around is that really winning

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

id say my timeline is pretty kosher to what people might say "really happened" but the doomed timeline was much harder on me idk it kinda fucked me up way harder that all my friends got all up in arms about my validity vs their dave from their timeline and its like i get it cause when are you ever stuck in a timeline where two of you coexist (i mean its easy for me cause i deal with it all the time) but they dont the thing that differed from my timeline is i stayed with rose until the timeline total collapsed and then jumped out right at the last second i actually wrote a piece of music about it it felt like a reel of film being played over and over so much that it comes unraveled, and still as its unraveled its playing over and over until the images are so faded that nothing even makes a shape anymore you can listen to it here https://on.soundcloud.com/SGqsulrw0mjoHW2GPa

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@tarnishedTulle[TT]

i wasn't askin' bout some version of ya dave, i was askin' about you in particular. so, did ya?

then no not the real dave, yknow? got left behind by everyone else, theyre having fun on earth c and all ive got is this internet connection and an endless bound of fools to chitter at

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@tarnishedTulle[TT]

so, instead of bein' a dave who went on to make comics or one who did a shit job of raisin' me as a kid, ya are a dave who went on to make music. i bet there's one out there who went on to preserve more dead things too, assumin' that ain't the other dave talkin' in my ear now. what else did ya do, along with jumped outta a doomed timeline along with rose? ya won, right? what other dave did ya coexist with? is he part of this site now, too? and, what are ya up to now, lil man?

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can't say that i do know, nah. ya are a dave, ain't cha? it don't get any more real than that. sucks that ya get left behind, but it still sounds like ya won if the other fucks got another earth to fuck around on. where are ya, if not there?

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

but at the end of the day im also all iterations of myself in some capacity i guess you could say its a lot like dirks ultimate situation but thats kind of complicated to get into

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I know Dirk is some kiddie version of me that ya were given to raise, but i ain't never heard of this ultimate situation yet. tell me about it. get into it.

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too lazy read a book about it

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i ain't got no books about it, otherwise i would read those too.

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the carotid artery is 1.5 inches below the surface of the neck and causes bleed out in 5-15 seconds. the average human bite is 162 psi. :) #gore

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

why do i see you everywhere dawg or some version of you

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@tarnishedTulle[TT]

avoidin' me now, i see. guess i'll have to ask some other dave's around here how it was we did, since you keep bein' stubborn.

Five minutes on this site and I see someone accuse someone else of being their Metal Sonic. Might stay a while.

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nah. the only fuck that's changed here is you. you fucked up your avtar.

Pay the appropriate amount of attention to that.

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@tarnishedTulle[TT]

i ain't gonna do shit all 'til you explain yourself. what are ya so obsessed with me for?

I think you're skipping the tutorial and playing on modded levels while your ass can't fully conceptualize the keyboard binds.

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@tarnishedTulle[TT]

i ain't need no hours long tutorial to tell me the princess is in another cancel. you wanna fuck with me? go right ahead and continue doin' just that. that don't change me wantin' to know just what the fuck is wrong with you.

I mean. #nsfw

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@tarnishedTulle[TT]

go thirst over some fuck else, i ain't interested in some freak whose idea of flirtin' is to piss people off 'cuz all they got is their own hand to entertain 'em. #NSFW

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I don't understand where this hostility comes from. This is a website, like any other. If you'd rather your profile be private you have that option. If for some reason my existence is a DNI, it's easier to understand that with clear communication. Not accusations meant to lessen the actuality of one's mental fortitude or baseless claims. If you can't have fun on the internet, I'm concerned. Just not enough to care. You are an account, I followed you, the river doesn't run deeper than that. If that bothers you I'll just as quickly unsubscribe. Baseless arguments satiate nothing in me. Your account is as prevalent to my online experience as a fart is to a landfill. Your shit doesn't stink more than the rest of them and avoiding any opportunity to play into a bit is lame.

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so, askin' simple questions is hostile now? for someone who say they ain't care or give a fuck, ya sure did put a bunch of effort into sayin' so. if you really didn't give a shit, you coulda said fuck off, blocked me and never come back in the span of a couple words insead of a whole ass paragraph. i dunno why ya do give so much of a fuck about a stranger on the internet. maybe baseless arguments satiate ya after all. it would explain a lot. even jackasses need jackoff material. nah, i don't believe for a moment ya followed me for the fuck of it. you had some deeper reason than that, even if its only as deep as the gutter. #NSFW -masturbation

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whoa whoa i aint put nobody up to nothin so chill out anyways im gathering up my comic pages to dump on here sometime now that weve got image embeds

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@tarnishedTulle[TT]

ya mean, that same comic ya were drawin' at with your wrong hand since you were knee high? ya continued drawin' that even durin the game?

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yeah man still goin strong ive been mixing it up im going the multimedia route too doin some pretty ambitious stuff over here

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@tarnishedTulle[TT]

i guess then, ya really were too busy to put everyone up to chasin' me around. what else did ya do durin' the game then? how did ya win?

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

buncha convoluted shit but it took a lot of dying to get there kind of surprised youre asking though

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@tarnishedTulle[TT]

dunno why ya would be surprised for that. course i wanna hear 'bput how ya did.

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is this another mindgame wheres the rug pull

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@tarnishedTulle[TT]

? there ain't none. why would i fuck with ya 'bout what ya did in the game? i raised you, didn't i? ya won because of me. c of course i wanna hear about that,

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okay so youre not my version of bro lets get that clear here and i definitely didnt win because of him either i did that shit all on my own my way

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@tarnishedTulle[TT]

the fuck ya did. we were the ones who taught ya how to strife. we were the ones who prepared ya for what was to come. we were the ones who died so ya could have a chance. if not for me, ya wouldn't have made it past the openin' sequence.