@technicallyTimaeus — #rankbait
#DirkReport: @timaeusTestified#0414 is painfully close to something big. #IYKYK
https://i.ibb.co/BHPVzvKJ/image.png Please consult the helpful chart attached. Hardcore fans will no doubt be relieved to learn I’m posting archive and AI footage because the man of the hour is presently indisposed. #RankBait #JakeDirk #DirkJake #HalJakeDirk #HalDirkJake #ImLikeADocumentarian #AndAlsoTheNews @golgothasTerror @timaeusTestified#0414
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https://i.ibb.co/nWXjqDF/image.png Early reports indicate that Dirk Strider (@timaeusTestified#0414) has agreed to purchase and post himself the below articles should both his Kult and Kull reach 10K in a timely matter. Want your name on the collar? Become a #PlushRump subscriber to enter the raffle. You may also gift subs and upgrade your subscription tier for further tickets to increase your chance to win it all. #NSFW #RankBait.
https://i.ibb.co/4wdddmtF/image.png LEAKED: Dirk Strider huge asshole for no reason to charming and delightful virtual assistant. #PlushRump subscribers with access to #Halshi have a golden opportunity to get some side action going on this nekomimi thing. Current simulations indicate an 85% chance of cracking in under two weeks. Place your bets now. #CrackDirk #NSFW #RankBait #LetsGetTheStansOnThis #WhyNot
