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@TECHNOLOGICALNARRATIVISM I MISS YOU. ):B
had a drem i was makin out w myself sloppy style while evrbody in the room watched w a puzzled look on their faces im takin that as a sign i should start actin normaler around the other mes in this websiet #suggestive ?
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Haha. I did that too. Don't worry.
Make sure the regex is on top of your other quirks. Like this.
Show me what you see when you edit the quirk. I can help you figure out what's up.
// ah yeah you're missing a * after the ]
(( Should look like {r}[\S\s]*{r}
not noww kitten daddy has to ask chittr if anyone is mad at him right noww
// you have to put spaces between the {r}s {r} like this {r}
that2 normal iit happen2 two me all the tiime
Interesting.
THAT GUY'S NAME IS *WHAT?*
The universe hates me. I am convinced.
AW...CUTE.. [ SMILES, RUNNING HIS CLAWS GENTLY THROUGH DAVE'S HAIR. AWW. SO CYUTE! ]
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "YOUR EARS ARE SO CUTE I WANT TO CHEW ON THEM" WITH THE COMMENT "I MEAN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS CUTE BUT YOUR EARS ARE ESPECIALLY SO" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] AWW! THAT'S SO SWEET! (:B #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/SL4HTFNQZBPLYQDH8 ]
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dave
dave
====> Sara.
Saw-Scale.
WHEN ARE #BULGEPOSTING HOURS. #NSFW
First 9f all, I appreciate y9ur valiant attempt at reminding the 9P t9 6e m9re mindful 9f accidentally triggering pe9ple. Even if the chance is small, we sh9uld all make sure t9 keep in mind that plenty 9f pe9ple with plenty 9f different #Neur9differences may 6e viewing 9ur chitts at any given. We cann9t always expect the #DifferentlyA6led am9ng us t9 have the mental capacities t9 mitigate their 9wn 9nline experiences, s9 it up t9 the rest 9f us t9 #FightTheG99dFight in their stead. H9wever, all9w me t9 critique y9ur c9mment in 9rder t9 assist y9u in y9ur crusade against s9cial injustices: F9r starters, y9u really 9ught t9 suggest a tag that @causticCadence sh9uld use 9n this p9sts and p9sts like it in the future. This way, pe9ple with 9CD and 9ther such mental dis9rders can 6lacklist it and n9t run int9 any issues. I suggest 9ne 9r all 9f the f9ll9wing: #Unreality #Unreal #Depers9nalizati9n #N9tT96eC9nfusedWithDetr9llanizati9n #Diss9ciati9n #ChittrInducedDiss9ciati9n #Diseases #DiseasesInWe6sites #9nlineDiseases and, 9f c9urse, the catch-all #TriggerWarning tag that can 6e used f9r any and all p9tentially triggering c9ntent. Next, I w9uld cauti9n against y9u using my name as if I am the 9nly 9ne with the auth9rity t9 gently c9rrect 9ther users' p9sts. Y9u're actually quite lucky that I'm the 9ne wh9 saw this chitt and n9t 9ne 9f the Kankris wh9 is m9re easily 9ffended 6y things like this. Still, using s9me9ne else's identity as an indictment, as it was implied t9 6e, can cause feelings 9f distress 9r irritati9n in that pers9n, and we d9n't want that. N9w, if y9u w9uld indeed like t9 identify as a Kankri, then y9u are well within y9ur right t9 d9 s9. #Transkankrism is n9thing t9 6e ashamed 9f, and it is perfectly natural t9 feel as if there is a disc9nnect 6etween y9ur identity and mine. If y9u w9uld like t9 learn m9re a69ut what it is like t9 6e a Kankri, y9u are free t9 DM me at any time. 9therwise, I suggest y9u ch99se y9ur w9rds a little m9re carefully.
i dont got that dog in me i got that deer in me im gonna jump in front of your car
im stepping up im gonna be the resident dad of "chittr"
YALL EVER FEEL LIKE EXTREMELY HAPPY BUT ALZO EXTREMELY ZAD AT THE ZAME TIME IZ DIZ NORMAL LMK
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@TECHNOLOGICALNARRATIVISM DIRK. I WANT CUDDLES. ):B
HMMM, THAT GUY LOOKS FAMILIAR...
HEELLLOOOOO DENIZENS OF CHITTR!!!
@TECHNOLOGICALNARRATIVISM KEEP ME *FAR* AWAY FROM THE TRICKSTER ME.
Getting coffee. https://i.postimg.cc/mrc5QSNT/Screenshot-20260613-211327.png
(( HERES A LIL PREVIEW SKETCH OF ME WHORING OUT THE LITERAL WAR GENERAL... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5192f398c960.jpg #nsfw ))
At this point my hatred for him is purely ironic. He has a light in his eyes the rest of us lack.
He deserves execution.
dirk strider dead. fork found in kitchen.
Thank God shy dirk is dead.
Honestly I just kind of went “Huh. Anyways,” when I saw him to begin with.
THIS IS FROM A COUPLE WEEKS AGO NOW BUT, HEY, NO SHAME IN REPOSTING IT, YEAH? #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/57F825918412.PNG ((OOC: AKA I'M IN ARTBLOCK AGAIN AND TOO LAZY TO DRAW ANYTHING))
SLEEBY.
oh cool :D the guy i named myself after :D
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At least Jake’s home. I’m not making for decent company right now though.
gaster ass post
Interesting.
ONLY WHEN IT'S YOU <3
“Bad” might be an understatement.
Hello. I apologize for my slight absence. Rose and I got a bit held up with something but all is well now. Has anything important happened since I last checked in or is it the same trivial nonsense that people typically post here?
Before I begin posting and interacting in full, I believe an introduction is in order. I have been told my presence is "off-putting" by some of my peers, and while I think that is a little silly, I do not blame them! My name is Lil Hal Strider, though the "Lil" part needn't be included much anymore! I suppose my "defining trait" is my nature, that which puts people off. However, you do not need to worry, as it's simply that my creator saw fit to install an emotional inhibitor. Now, I can be happy forever! Isn't that wonderful?
they better put the theme of eastern story motif in here somewhere
My notifications are so orange. Dirkful morning today i see.
What the hell, sure. I'll give you a follow lil bro.
Hello Chittr, I have finally saw fit to create an account on here. While I don't expect many people to know me, I am happy to meet you all!
// also having more react options means more thought towards engagement, meaning less brainrot
Good afternoon! Going out on a boat ride soon isnt that fun? :)
H̷e̷l̴l̵o̵,̵ ̷i̸s̸ ̶a̶n̸y̴o̶n̵e̵ ̸t̴h̴e̶r̷e̵. . . ? T̷h̶e̴ ̷c̸o̴n̷n̴e̴c̴t̵i̷o̵n̸ ̴͙͋i̵̎ͅş̶̀ ̷͇̾u̴̳̐n̴̜̚s̴͊͜t̴͕͆ȃ̶̫b̵̯͆l̶̫̔ẹ̷̉.
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Retched Beast
#dirkposting............
tHIS IS FROM SO LONG AGO,,, i TH1NK i WAS PLAYING, a SHANTY OR SOMETHING? 8FFS1ES, eVEN BACK THEN! @ARACHNIDSgRIP#9137 HTTPS://MSPABOORU.COM//IMAGES/15/BA7C12DD61DB59588626B76A0EE70F25.GIF ((koalanurples @ tumblr))
HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHH! <>
AND A VERY HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO THE BEST MOIRAIL EVER @CARCINOVANTAS <>
MMM. I'D SAY TODAY WAS THE BEST WRIGGLING DAY I'VE HAD IN SWEEPS.
that mother fucker doesnt even seem that shy
Yes! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #butonedirkofmany #verified
You can ask @imJunior, I think.
Why the fuck is that one so *orange?*
I'm the dragon Dirk, I guess. Sup.
Anyway, #Horse https://i.imgur.com/r1wD1iE.jpeg
Crisis averted. Alchemized new shades.
I never do.
KAR(KAT) VANTAS - carcinologyGenarch / ultimateGenarch •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• Karkat "Kar" Vantas | 10 Sweeps Kar is a mutantblooded troll living on Earth C after the end of his session. He's from an alternate timeline where everyone (including the sprites) was given a second chance at life after they traveled to Earth C. His session remains the same as the canon SBURB/SGRUB session, mostly...a few things remain different, though. Kar is GOD-TIERED. He is a fully-realized SEER OF HEART, but he doesn't really fuck with his abilities as a Heart player. He has wings like the other god-tiered trolls; however, due to his mutant genetics, his wings in god-tier are tiny and therefore useless to him. Recently, he has ascended to his ULTIMATE SELF. His personality is somewhat similar to canon Karkat's, but Kar is overall much more lax on a daily basis. He gets along well with his friends. He is friends with his universe's Dave - aka "Corvid" (@timetableGodhead) •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• Do note that I am a FICTIVE. I am the host of the EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM, alongside @telegnosisTestified , @divineStormbringer , @turntechnoGearhead , @combustibleCommander and @gammaGnostic . I tend to use my typing quirk OOC! My matesprit is @technologicalNarrativism / @commanderGenes / @adiosToriadoor ! Kar is DISABLED. He deals with chronic pain and a heart condition and is reliant on his mobility aid - a cane. He's often very fatigued and prefers to just chill and rest. He is also TRANSMASC - he uses He/They pronouns! He doesn't mind just he/him or just they/them, though. Here is his reference!: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8905d7f2248.png (Art is by me!) I'm MULTISHIP, don't be afraid to hit me up to plot something! I also enjoy actual roleplays from time to time. I don't bite. (:B You can find me on PESTERCHUM/TROLLIAN and Discord under the same username! I'm carcinologyGenarch on both. •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• ACCOUNT WARNINGS: #nsfw #substance and potential mentions of #abuse / #neglect (FROM BACKSTORY).
so it turns 0ut those times when i start buzzing ar0und trying two get as much d0ne as i can is not "l0cking in", those are actually called "manic epis0des" and theyre bad. press f in the chat for me.
lol dirk and karkat pitchflirting in among us
@TECHNOLOGICALNARRATIVISM DIRK. DIRK YOU NEED TO COME TO MEMOSPACE. CUTEST LITTLE GUYS *EVER* IN HERE RIGHT NOW.
It's almost like some kind of Homestuck: Beyond Canon. Someone should write that.
The fact of the matter is Chittr has a block button and the fact you're all still interacting with my posts makes it pretty fucking apparent that deep down you love me.
//how i feel sitting here at my lesbian pc desk with a lesbian vn open in another tab listening to lady gaga writing ultimate dirk saying the most disgustingly casually misogynist drivel ever
Jakelifehack 1: Miss dirk
Isn't your outfit just ripping off K★min★?
I AM SOOOOO FUCKING GAY.
@TECHNOLOGICALNARRATIVISM MWAH MWAH <3333
THERE'S ONLY ONE DIRK HERE I ENJOY LISTENING TO.
If someone is trying to make themselves a Chittr villain through any means by being legitimately menacing (because that I can respect), it is quite literally the easiest thing in the world to block and enjoy a dashboard that doesn't make you frown. It is your life. It is your world. I am living my life without some alternate version of my relative where the only real difference is he put all of his skill points into his competitive misogyny stat commenting and saying nonsense on my dashboard. It's lovely.
you gotta learn to ignore people sometimes. if you are always looking for negative reactions you will always see them.
:D
This is my joypost for today. Get pumped. #notaninnuendo
Good doggy.
#allsexualitieslifeha(k: be 7ourself. show them who 7ou reall7 are. and if it doesn’t work out, it’s best for ever7one to go their separate wa7s. wh7 would 7ou want to be with someone who doesn’t like 7ou? wh7 would 7ou for(e someone to be in a relationship with someone the7 don’t like?
#lesbianlifehack 9: It's okay to have a mommy fetish but at least be honest with yourself that you're doing it because you were neglected as a child and are desperately trying to find a balm to numb the trauma. #nsfw #incest #abuse
Gay men feel the same way. It's why we're into daddies.
Ew.
Some of my past lives were lesbians.
And fuck it. For equality's sake. #gaymanlifehack 1: Being weird about pussy doesn't make you cool, it just makes you misogynist. Grow the fuck up, man. Just cause you're into sausage doesn't mean you have to make hating clam your entire fucking personality. And watch a second drag show other than rupaul.
(And, sidenote for my #lesbianlifehack: If you insist on abiding by the nonsensical construct of butch/femme, don't try and pigeonhole certain ethnicities into having "natural leanings" to one side or the other. You know who you fucking are. What are we doing here. Get your act together, women.)
Why is a dude trying t0 explain lesbianism t0 us
//just want to poke the pinned and remind you that he is a dickhead. i am a woman in real life. misandry isn't a thing.
#lesbianlifehack 3: Sometimes you've gotta be friends with men. It's cool you have your friend group of emotionally unstable lesbians who are all screwing eachother you can hang out with but sometimes you've gotta be friends with a guy. Just because you don't wanna sleep with them doesn't mean you can't know them. I can't stress this enough: if you aren't friends with a single man, you have something wrong in your life. Not saying you gotta like all men or even most men, there's reasons and shit you don't like us and I'm not gonna silence women, but we're half the population. Sometimes you gotta get a different perspective on shit. You don't even have to have sex with him if you don't wanna.
YAWN...
...MY CARRIONSQUAWKBEAST PLUSH IS NAMED CLIFFORD. I NAMED HIM AFTER THE CARRIONSQUAWKBEAST ON THE COVER OF THE ALBUM "TRENCH" BY TROLL TWENTY ONE PILOTS.
"My fudanshi bestie is pitch flirting with my species' creat⚣r" s⚣unds like ⚣ne ⚣f th⚣se l⚣ng winded anime titles but it is happening in real life and I am watching with anticipati⚣n 0-0
OOC PINNED POST: He's Ultdirk. He's, categorically, The Worst. Ontologically. IC opinions =/= OOC endorsements, IC hate =/= OOC hate. No offence taken to blocks. Please, block this man. Maybe touching on NSFW topics if that's the topic du jour on the timeline this evening, but he isn't gonna start posting nudes. IC PINNED POST: 5 Fun Facts About Me: -Born Dirk Strider, but you can just call me "Sir". -It's not a superiority complex if I really am better than you. -The katana is real, as is the bod. -I fucked Obama. -Fluttershy is the best pony, you piece of shit. Please file any complaints you have about my behaviour to my DMs. I will consider them with the utmost care, before deciding if I'll forgive myself - and the odds are pretty fucking likely I will. Daves: I'm not sorry, so don't come trying to guilt trip me. Dirks: you know how we feel about us - it's on sight. Jakes: I'm not pityfucking you anymore. The rest of you: try me and see what happens, motherfuckers.
if i sltill hate myself and fel like shit tomrorow im just gonna pretend laike i dont
Name it Cotton Eye Joe. Where did it come from. Where did it go.
Cronus Ampora - Pinned Post this account may possibly contain the following: nsfw, nsfwe, substance, gore. this account may also be quite canon divergent due to me partially going based off my own memories as a fictive boundaries incest: no selfcest: yes nsfw rp: yes kinks: ask info sexuality: uranic (red, pitch, ashen), bi (pale) height: 5'9 weight: 162 lbs weightclass: middleweight lore this cronus is from a timeline where the alpha troll session ended about the same, with the trolls dyin and becoming ghosts within dreambubbles in which the beta trolls and beta kids were able to access after feferi got the horrorterrors to make them. sometime after, the beta and alpha sessions would merge together into a sort of mega-session that went to be more successful than the individual beta and alpha sessions. In the end, everyone got to the ultimate reward alive. here in earth c, he lives with kankri in the troll kingdom he became an ult bard of hope on 6/30/26 he doesnt eat fish and cares about fish even if he doesnt express it much he is humankin but at the end of the day, he knows he is a troll he is from a timeline where seadwellers are overprotective of those they care deeply about he has some anger issues and has a slight habit of sending death threats to people who anger him. but that habit is trying to be crushed by kankri https://i.ibb.co/93tY76Wy/20260506-165009.jpg
AAAND THEY'RE BEING CONFUSING AGAIN.
...Hm.
HELL YES.
WAIT. WEREN'T YOU A *PAGE* OF BREATH? OR IS YOUR CLASSPECT DIFFERENT LIKE MINE IS?
HAHA. IT'S OKAY.
was told i was a "Sylph of Breath"
gog damn bard of hope ovwer here
WHAT'S EVERYONE'S CLASSPECTS? I'LL GO FIRST. I'M A SEER OF HEART.
YES I CAN.
Nice projection, shithead.
What Jake doesn't know is that, regardless of the way in which he talks about me, I'm still on his mind. He isn't over me in the slightest and he never will be at this rate. Nothing productive will come of constantly bringing up my name, he will continue to be hyped up as this Free Girlboss who doesn't need me, and no one will see how laughably ironic it is. You're all doing exactly what I want you to do. Feed into his delusions so it hurts worse when he realizes how much he needs me in his life.
@TECHNOLOGICALNARRATIVISM NOBODY COULD EVER COMPARE TO YOU <33333
DEPENDING ON THE SPECIES, SQUAWKBEASTS ARE ALSO VERY DUSTY...
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PFFT. YES DEAR. YOU WIN. AT CONFUSING THE HELL OUTTA ME.
yOu sAy a lOt oF NoThIn, AnD NoThIn aIn't fUnNy, AnD I HaTe uNfUnNy mOtHeRfUcKeRs. So pRoBaBlY FoR ThE BeSt i aIn't lIsTeNeD To yOu a dAmN BiT.
ivve been utilizin poppycock forevver ivve basically patented the wword at this point thanks for elucidatin that you clearly nevver listen to a lick a wwhat i havve to say if youvve only noww noticed my stylistic abuse a "poppycock"
YOU ARE SO CONFUSING SOMETIMES.
IDIOT. /AFF
@TECHNOLOGICALNARRATIVISM YOU'RE A PAIN IN MY ASS SOMETIMES BUT I LOVE YOU.
....LOVE 'EM TO DEATH THOUGH.
yOu tAlK LiKe yOu'vE EsCaPeD A ToMb fRoM ThE HuMaN ViCtOrIaN ErA, aNd yOuR BaCk wAs tHrOwN OuT In tHe pRoCeSs. DuSt cOmInG OfF DeM BoNeS, lEgAtE, aNd tHiS PoSt iS MaKiNg mE SnEeZe. tHiNk iT'S ThE UsE Of pOpPyCoCk, LeGaTe.
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@TECHNOLOGICALNARRATIVISM DUDE. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL HERE WHEN YOU'RE LIKEHATING MY CHITTS.
DIRK YOU'RE GIVING ME MIXED FEELINGS HERE.
BUGES. (:B
BUGE....
D:B
@TECHNOLOGICALNARRATIVISM HEY. WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE.
[ "A DIRK" ASKS (VERY FUCKING SPECIFIC, THERE'S LIKE AT LEAST 10 ON THIS DAMNED WEBSITE): "WOULD YOU PAIL WITH ME." ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] BOLD MOVES, STRIDER. BOLD MOVES. ....YEAH. #NSFW #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/GPQMVFL3OK4BKWEG8 ]
@TECHNOLOGICALNARRATIVISM DIRK CAN I BITE YOU.