Primrose Adeline Lalonde
@telltaleTenacity
WHAT IF I PINNED THE JOKE TO MY PROFILE. WHAT IF I MADE EVERYONE SCROLL PAST 20 PARAGRAPHS OF ABSOLUTE FUCKING GOBBLEDYGOOK EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY WANTED TO LOOK ON MY PAGE. WHAT IF I DID THAT?
Put bluntly, I would have Kanaya turn you into a smear on the sidewalk.
You talked. I heard. Thank you for trusting me with your valuable thoughts, my dear constituents.
Truly, no one is doing it like you, Mr. President.
Perhaps I'm feeling a little risky. #Nsfw
Did you mean to say risqué? Or did your fingers miss a key?
i get the sense she meant what she said. several of my mainstay kinks count as edgeplay. being on the border of life and death is what makes them hot.
The ways in which many of you post would keep hundreds of Freudian psychologists busy for a millennia.
i'm pretty sure my posts are incredibly simple actually
FUCKING HELL MAYBE I SHOULD JUST STOP TALKING TO PEOPLE FOREVER IF I'M CONSTANTLY GONNA BE MISUNDERSTOOD. WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
"No goddamn reason" he says. I have explained the reason, quite clearly, I think.
YOU EXPLAINED A REASON OUTSIDE OF WHAT I WAS FUCKING ASKING. LITERALLY I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL.
We are cool, Vantas. But that does not stop you from being a hypocrite, and when have you ever known me to refrain from pointing such out?
For someone whose whole thing is ties and bonds, he rather struggles with understanding them and the consequences of them. #directposting #heknowswhoheis
And still you do not understand why I called you socially inept?
nice to see that posies not only proved me wrong by showing up within hours of my posting about it but is also already flourishing
OK, FUCK, MY FAULT FOR STANDING TOO CLOSE TO THE GODDAMN BLAST RADIUS, SHEESH, DIDN'T THINK I'D BE FACING NUCLEAR FALLOUT SINCE I WASN'T IN THE IMMEDIATE AREA BUT FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE I GUESS. IRRADIATED NOW, I GUESS.
Karkat Vantas, do not think for even a moment that you are not also responsible for whatever nuclear fallout may have come from such a blast. You may not have been the warhead itself, but you are certainly the Oppenheimer to it.
I do not say this to make you feel less than, I am simply tired of the pair of you acting as if you were not both equally responsible for any ripples that may have occurred within our limited social sphere. And as you well know, Karkat, he is my brother. I won't allow him to bear sole responsibility for a mutual effort.
OH MY GOD, NOT THAT FUCKING BLAST, I MEAN YOU EVISCERATING HIM JUST NOW. YOU'RE SMARTER THAN THIS, KEEP THE FUCK UP.
Yes, Vantas. So are you. If you'll recall from earlier, I was calling you as equally socially inept as Davis.
DID YOU COMPLETELY MISS THE PART WHERE I CLARIFIED "I MEAN TO YOU"? LIKE IN THIS FUCKING MOMENT. WHY DID YOU TURN AROUND AND SNIPE ME WHEN ALL I SAID WAS "GET HIS ASS"? I WAS HYPING YOU UP.
Vantas. Respectfully, perhaps refrain from encouraging his sister in her antagonism of him, given your personal histories. Your peacemaking is still new enough to be tender.
I Will Be Lady Dimitrescu This Hallows Eve, Though Expect Something More Akin To Her Mutated Form.