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Explosions Jones.
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It's SHUFFLE SUNDAY of #VTMB. No theme, no rules, only us and the queue. 8e there or 8e square! https://hyperbeam.com/i/si99vZEN
Oh dude like totally, I got enough weed to share
using someone's physical appearance as a way to win an argument. especially when you're generalizing a strawman.
600 caeger /)n m/)re than a day
I think it's worth ★ shot.
they are *sCum.*
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Jeff the Lives In the Walls
Jeff the Honored to Meet You
Jeff the Observing.
...I should give Dirk a call soon. He's always good for a philosophy and psychology chat.
nooo the onyl way he can make it up 2 me is by postin a shirtless pic. clearly
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Biomachines work fundamentally differently from organs, so it was pretty fun.
Also, thank you to the people who provided the president with Imperial drones. I was able to reverse engineer alternian biotechnology. Great fun deal.
Hold on. I understood this reference. I've 8een around you too long.
nice
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Understandable.
See you're probs right but now I wonder what the Chittr Paleflirt Techniques are and how they measure up to the mostly shit to meh tier hornyposting.
>> OOC Introduction: Captain Vriska "The Fortun8 Foreseer" Serket //This is a Non-SBURB/SGRUB AU, in which Vriska grows up into becoming a space-faring Gambligant. Posts may include: #nsfw #nsfwe #violence #substances #abuse mentions of dark themes/subject matter and more including #trafficking #slavery #death and so on. The format will, largely, be done through personal journal entries.// Vriska herself breaches and attacks Alternian Empire ships and checkpoints. Stealing information from admiral ledgers, comms, so on. What's more valuable than weapons, ammunition and cargo? Information. Don't get her wrong, there's value and joy to be had in plundering, pillaging and boarding Fleet or para-military ships. Stripping their hulls apart. Ruining their good time. Scraping through the underbelly of black market operations under Empire banners to disrupt and destroy. But nothing is more valuable to her than knowing the enemies weaknesses. Exploiting them. Make them bend the knee. Unlike her ancestor's ways during Mindfang's heyday as a pirate, Vriska's taken to doing the opposite. Freeing slaves. Bringing them to secured safe-havens and protected sectors away from the Empire's clutches. Blackmailing Admirals and Fleet Administration for their backdoor dealings at the expense of their own kind and the damnation of other species across the stars. It isn't clear even to those close to her why she does what she does. She doesn't talk about it. Her crew is made up of quite a few of these previously oppressed people who'd decided to aid her endeavors and willingly joined. There are others whom over the sweeps have become confidants, reliable informants and investors wanting to give back to her, despite the highblood's... less than stellar reputation as a monster. Vriska's methods are sometimes unorthodox. At times unethical, morally questionable and dubious. Her infamous and notorious reputation earns the ire of the Fleet, naturally. Landing her in turbulent waters with the law. Royalty wants her head on a platter. They counter her with slander left and right. Every dirty rumor under the sun. Brewing underneath all this is a rebellion. Helmed by familiar, old faces. Though she may be aiding these rebels the trust is tenuous at best. Unburied hatchets of old history, her untrustworthiness, methodology, morals and ever 'grating' personality lends to tensions wherever she goes. But that's alright with her. She won't dull her own fangs for anyone. Her crew (Canons) thus far: @tenebroseTentation (Dirk): Chief Engineer Aradia Megido: Quartermaster-Navigator -- Non-Canon: Sevrika: Ship's Cook Bennet: Galley boy (Art is by me.) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/05a162b84542.png
Try it out and see. Maximum volume. Tempt f8.
-Captain's Log- Day XXX: Ship's going to stop at port in 0400 hours, due East. It's 8een a long voyage 8ut well worth the trip. The crew's in for a treat when we get there. Except for 8ennet. That little shit's going to 8e evicted into the void of space. Singing the same 8lasted shanty for a whole perigee like a 8roken record. He's lucky he's a good enough cook, can't afford to replace him yet. Sevika needs the extra pair of hands after all. Fuckin' 8astard. My Chief Engineer has fortified the ship's defenses upon request. As per usual, his delivery is 8oth swift and exceeds expect8tions. A worthy investment. I'll 8e sure to reward him for his efforts post-arrival at port.