My brother’s comment about bitches with tarot cards inspired me toward a terrible fit of charity. Whoever would like their fortune read, simply sign below. I can feel all of your energies from here, and it would probably do us all a great justice to see it done.

Th9ugh I d9n't pers9nally 6elieve in things like 6eing 6eh9lden t9 fate, I am curi9us in the w9rks 9f a fell9w Seer. C9nsider me a v9lunteer t9 have my f9rtune t9ld.

sure! sounds neat.

A DENSE, PALPABLE BEZOAR OF DREAD SITS AT THE BOTTOM OF MY DIGESTION SAC UPON READING THIS. BUT I'VE NEVER KNOWN YOU TO SUCK AT YOUR STUPID, EDGY, PROGNOSTICATIVE BULLSHIT. DO IT.

sure, let's see what 7ou got

consider me signed

READING ONTO THE RECORD! i would absolutely *love* to have my fortune read, if you have a minute and wouldn't mind

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I will take this as only the highest of compliments. Not to worry Mr. Vantas, you’re first on my list when I regain my psychic energy.
wwhy not, im long past denyin the efficacy a your magycks


