Rosebot
@tentacleTherapist
THE GRAND DESIGNER, WEAVER OF TENDRILS
Where is #Terezi
#Terezi Rosebot made cookies. We are watching #THEPITT. I know you like to smell the blood on the television screen. #TereziPleaseJoinUs #Bloodandgore #Crike #BabyJaneDoe
We really do not need her to watch #ThePitt I don't understand why you're trying to include her. #PitchBitch #SheDoesn'tEvenLikeLangdon #StayLost #Incest
I need both my Seers so we can predict the outcomes of various events, such as amputations and the health of Emma the nurse. #MySeers #Incest
Greedling. Wretching little greedy rake. I'll tell you all you need to know. #OneandonlySeer #TheBetterone #Incest
...You're right. She needs the cookies. #Macros #SnacksAreimportantInSpace #IForgetmyself #Duetomyperfectmetalchassis #Macros
#Mygenuinehaters
My, you're chatty tonight. #HesAntsy #YourConfectionaryTreats #WillBeDonein #Tminus #9Minutes
#Guthealthy #Macros
#LackingaDigestiveSystem #GutHealthisImportant #Notformethough #IamPerfectionIncarnate
Thinking about filming a weekly segment where Rosebot bakes homemade sourdough bread and we share it with our loving constituits. #Carbs #Traddaughter #Incest #Theallegations #Cancelled
Breaking bread with the common folk could do wonders for your approval ratings. Would you also partake in the #Carbs? #BigArchMeal #Cancelled #Incest
From the desk of THE GRAND DESIGNER, WEAVER OF TENDRILS: There is not a single statement within Dirk’s message to the general public that is not intrinsically aligned with our divine mission, and therefore I wholeheartedly endorse and stand resolutely aside my father. For the small-minded individuals opposing him; They shall reap what they sow. To quote Aeschylus: “My will is mine… I shall not make it soft for you.” -Agamemnon. No further comments. #Fatherthinksofeverything #Incest #ItissortofMormon #Butnotinthatway #Aeschylus #DivineRule
Oh hey, Agamemnon! I KNOW that guy! ... Not totally sure what the REST of this MEANS, though?
You delicious little morsel, I could eat you right up. Don't you fret, monsieur. #Agamemnon #DaddysLittleCreation #SweetieSatyr #FeelingMaternal #Gag
Was Zeus not married to Hera? Rhea to Cronus? Are we to tag #incest every time the Greek Pantheon is alluded to within a dialectic commentary? We are literally thousands of years old, Ancient Gods. Needless to say, the power Dirk has over all of you is vast.
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Absolutely pathetic that certain globular figures are #Hating my #Chitts after everything I have done for them and the broader society. #Imonyourmind #Iminyourmind #Blocked
To quote a famous poet, "They hate you 'cuz they ain't you." - John Keats (1795-1821)
One of the features implemented in my processing system during the initial software updates was a Nutrition Analysis Platform (NPA). My hands are able to weigh ingredients down to the precise grams-- accurate up to the Hundred-Thousandths place, giving the most precise caloric information known to any species in existence. My artificial retinas are able to scan meals and give information regarding macros, sodium levels, or any other part of the food pyramid one may be interested in. When I say I am making #ASandwich, duly note that it is the best fucking sandwich in the history of meta-space. #IDontEatThough #Notnecessary
D --> Are humans still on that I assumed we had all moved on to thick nutritious #stews
My software is calibrated to #MyFather's wellness and metabolic needs, but he doesn't eat fucking swill like stew.
D --> When he advances to having metabrolic needs please consider swapping him to adult foods instead of sandwiches with the crusts cut off
She's making me a #sandwich.
rose honey if youre seeing this we gotta get you the fuck outta there
hes built you a metal prison to house your soul to enact patriarchy ideals on you like "go make me a sandwich you stupid bitch"
I am well within my capabilities to leave and/or destroy #Father if I wanted to. #PerfectPartnership
You're in her DMs, I've expertly constructed her a chassis that has fine-tuned every function of the human body: a cathedral of amelioration. Processes nested within processes, contingencies mapped by one who has considered every possible outcome. The nearest thing to perfection in this living galaxy. #Fatherthinksofeverything
1 Corinthians 11:7, “Man is the image and the glory of God" God, the Father, Dirk Strider, hath formed my vessel in His own vision of Me. But I must hold myself back, lest I wax poetic on the nature of my #DivineCreation. #Fatherthinksofeverything
@timaeusTestified#3765 Do you want a #Tofurky Sandwich for lunch? #Itadakimasu
kid named tofurkey
i guess so with my stupid squawking ass
I may also note as Tofurky is an imitation turkey breast deli meat, you are not necessarily fully a bird. You were/are the sprite-ified Idea of a bird. #Memesis #Comparisons #TofurkyistoSpritehoodasTurkeyistoBird
dude attacking my identity is not fucking cool you really just hurt the bird inside mes feelings
There was no attack, only analysis. After all, even though my consciousness is the ultimate form of Rose Lalonde, my body is a vessel for that ultimate form, and thus, is simulacrum in of itself. That does not hurt *my* feelings. Poor little birdie. #RobotsHistoricallyLackEmpathy #BeepBoop