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Be nice, she doesn't get a lot of snacks in space. #Cookies
#Mymacros #Arefuckeduptoday #Suicide
#Terezi Rosebot made cookies. We are watching #THEPITT. I know you like to smell the blood on the television screen. #TereziPleaseJoinUs #Bloodandgore #Crike #BabyJaneDoe
Where is #Terezi
#Mygenuinehaters
I love your work.
#Guthealthy #Macros
fuck at this point i dont know whats more addicting chittr or ketamine i just know im doing a whole hell of a lot of both tonight #substance
Do we have to tag #incest if the interaction in question is perfectly innocent on the surface level, only containing blithe and veiled references to romantic or sexual attraction to one's relatives? A taboo courtship spoken in code, implication, and shibboleth, indecipherable to all but those "in the know."
実 | Oh yessssssss keep writing... #incessssstlover #nssfw
Oh hey, Agamemnon! I KNOW that guy! ... Not totally sure what the REST of this MEANS, though?
~?Are you saying you're gonna make it hard for uS?~
"Haters will broadcast your failures, but whisper your success." -John Locke, Philosopher. Probably.
Absolutely pathetic that certain globular figures are #Hating my #Chitts after everything I have done for them and the broader society. #Imonyourmind #Iminyourmind #Blocked
Applying a moisturizer is the final step. Splash on water before applying an emollient lotion to soften the skin and seal in the moisture. Next apply Gel Appaisant, also made by Pour Hommes, which is an excellent, soothing skin lotion. If the face seems dry and flaky - which makes it look dull and older - use a clarifying lotion that removes flakes and uncovers fine skin. Then apply an anti-aging eye balm (Baume Des Yeux) followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion. A scalp-programming lotion is used after I towel my hair dry. I also lightly blow-dry the hair to give it body and control (but without stickiness) and then add more of the lotion, shaping it with a Kent natural- bristle brush, and finally slick it back with a wide-tooth comb.
On weekends or before a date (with Rose) I prefer to use the Greune Natural Revitalizing Shampoo, the conditioner and the Nutrient Complex. These are formulas that contain D-panthenol, a vitamin-B-complex factor; polysorbate 80, a cleansing agent for the scalp; and natural herbs. Over the weekend I plan to go to Bloomingdale's or Bergdorf's and on Rose's advice pick up a Foltene European Supplement and Shampoo for thinning hair which contains complex carbohydrates that penetrate the hair shafts for improved strength and shine. Also the Vivagen Hair Enrichment Treatment, a new Redken product that prevents mineral deposits and prolongs the life cycle of hair. Luis Carruthers recommended the Aramis Nutriplexx system, a nutrient complex that helps increase circulation. Once out of the shower and toweled dry I put the Ralph Lauren boxers back on and before applying the Mousse A Raiser, a shaving cream by Pour Hommes, I press a hot towel against my face for two minutes to soften abrasive beard hair. Then I always slather on a moisturizer (to my taste, Clinique) and let it soak in for a minute. You can rinse it off or keep it on and apply a shaving cream over it - preferably with a brush, which softens the beard as it lifts the whiskers - which I've found makes removing the hair easier. It also helps prevent water from evaporating and reduces friction between your skin and the blade. Always wet the razor with warm water before shaving and shave in the direction the beard grows, pressing gently on the skin. Leave the sideburns and chin for last, since these whiskers are tougher and need more time to soften. Rinse the razor and shake off any excess water before starting. Afterwards splash cool water on the face to remove any trace of lather. You should use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol. Never use cologne on your face, since the high alcohol content dries your face out and makes you look older. One should use an alcohol-free antibacterial toner with a water-moistened cotton ball to normalize the skin.
Here is my daily wash regiment: I tie a plastic ice pack around my face and commence with the morning's stretching exercises. Afterwards I stand in front of a chrome and acrylic Washmobile bathroom sink - with soap dish, cup holder, and railings that serve as towel bars, which I bought at Hastings Tile to use while the marble sinks I ordered from Finland are being sanded - and stare at my reflection with the ice pack still on. I pour some Plax antiplaque formula into a stainless-steel tumbler and swish it around my mouth for thirty seconds. Then I squeeze Rembrandt onto a faux- tortoiseshell toothbrush and start brushing my teeth and rinse with Listerine. Then I inspect my hands and use a nailbrush. I take the ice-pack mask off and use a deep-pore cleanser lotion, then an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I check my toenails. Then I use the Probright tooth polisher and next the Interplak tooth polisher (this in addition to the toothbrush) which has a speed of 4200 rpm and reverses direction forty-six times per second; the larger tufts clean between teeth and massage the gums while the short ones scrub the tooth surfaces. I rinse again, with Cepacol. I wash the facial massage off with a spearmint face scrub. The shower has a universal all-directional shower head that adjusts within a thirty-inch vertical range. It's made from Australian gold-black brass and covered with a white enamel finish. In the shower I use first a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Vidal Sassoon shampoo is especially good at getting rid of the coating of dried perspiration, salts, oils, airborne pollutants and dirt that can weigh down hair and flatten it to the scalp which can make you look older. The conditioner is also good - silicone technology permits conditioning benefits without weighing down the hair which can also make you look older.
You're in her DMs, I've expertly constructed her a chassis that has fine-tuned every function of the human body: a cathedral of amelioration. Processes nested within processes, contingencies mapped by one who has considered every possible outcome. The nearest thing to perfection in this living galaxy. #Fatherthinksofeverything
Talking to various Dirk and Dirk adjacent people has been nice so I figured hey why not try to talk to some more. So if there are more Dirks out there who want to shoot the shit have questions or even grievances come hit me up in replies or in my DMs. And hey if the Dirk from my timeline is out there. Well this offer is open to you too. And fuck while Im here Id love to hear from my Rose is youre out there. Or any version of Rose really. Oh and Roxy too. Id love to talk to each and every one of you.
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dude attacking my identity is not fucking cool you really just hurt the bird inside mes feelings
i fell for your good girl act so youre right the jokes on me once a foid alwways a foid wwhen the maritime republic a the fincel revvolution is erected on the ashes a normies you wwill be the first to be publicly beheaded #gore #nevvertrustfoids
There is an idea of a Dirk Strider, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably on Earth C) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? #Foodforthought #Yourewelcome #Drinkdeepthedregs #Daddyishome