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THE GRAND DESIGNER, WEAVER OF TENDRILS
From the desk of THE GRAND DESIGNER, WEAVER OF TENDRILS: There is not a single statement within Dirk’s message to the general public that is not intrinsically aligned with our divine mission, and therefore I wholeheartedly endorse and stand resolutely aside my father. For the small-minded individuals opposing him; They shall reap what they sow. To quote Aeschylus: “My will is mine… I shall not make it soft for you.” -Agamemnon. No further comments. #Fatherthinksofeverything #Incest #ItissortofMormon #Butnotinthatway #Aeschylus #DivineRule
Perfectly said, as always. #Youaremyflyestcreation #Incest?
Oh hey, Agamemnon! I KNOW that guy! ... Not totally sure what the REST of this MEANS, though?
実 | Oh yessssssss keep writing... #incessssstlover #nssfw
You delicious little morsel, I could eat you right up. Don't you fret, monsieur. #Agamemnon #DaddysLittleCreation #SweetieSatyr #FeelingMaternal #Gag
Was Zeus not married to Hera? Rhea to Cronus? Are we to tag #incest every time the Greek Pantheon is alluded to within a dialectic commentary? We are literally thousands of years old, Ancient Gods. Needless to say, the power Dirk has over all of you is vast.
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One of the features implemented in my processing system during the initial software updates was a Nutrition Analysis Platform (NPA). My hands are able to weigh ingredients down to the precise grams-- accurate up to the Hundred-Thousandths place, giving the most precise caloric information known to any species in existence. My artificial retinas are able to scan meals and give information regarding macros, sodium levels, or any other part of the food pyramid one may be interested in. When I say I am making #ASandwich, duly note that it is the best fucking sandwich in the history of meta-space. #IDontEatThough #Notnecessary
You are the greatest accomplishment of my immortal life. #Perfectmacros #Proteingoals
My software is calibrated to #MyFather's wellness and metabolic needs, but he doesn't eat fucking swill like stew.
Only if he specifies. #HisMeat #HisMeatAlternative
D --> When he advances to having metabrolic needs please consider swapping him to adult foods instead of sandwiches with the crusts cut off
@timaeusTestified#3765 Do you want a #Tofurky Sandwich for lunch? #Itadakimasu
Tofurky is a brand of vegan, plant-based meat alternatives, introduced in 1995 by Seth Tibbott's Turtle Island Foods, founded in 1980. Best known for its wheat protein and tofu-based turkey replacement, the brand also offers deli slices, sausages, and burgers. All products are vegan-approved and mostly kosher. Headquartered in Hood River, Oregon, Tofurky became a significant market player and was acquired by Morinaga Nutritional Foods in 2023. The brand has also challenged plant-based meat labeling laws.
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This isn't necessarily true-- sure, anyone can edit, but there is a vast amount of editors that are committed to providing accurate information. There is a vetting process as well, for once you make an account, and edit a post, there is an appeal process and confirmations that must occur before that page is updated. This surely is not fool-proof, given that less popular pages may not be as heavily moderated, but you can trust that most information from Wikipedia is going to be accurate, and the people themselves advocate for this. Where #WikipediaFTW
wikipedia the free encyclopedia anybody can edit is how they avertize themselves
I may also note as Tofurky is an imitation turkey breast deli meat, you are not necessarily fully a bird. You were/are the sprite-ified Idea of a bird. #Memesis #Comparisons #TofurkyistoSpritehoodasTurkeyistoBird
dude attacking my identity is not fucking cool you really just hurt the bird inside mes feelings
There was no attack, only analysis. After all, even though my consciousness is the ultimate form of Rose Lalonde, my body is a vessel for that ultimate form, and thus, is simulacrum in of itself. That does not hurt *my* feelings. Poor little birdie. #RobotsHistoricallyLackEmpathy #BeepBoop
@hatsuneMiku My father speaks often of you. And very fondly. It is an honor to see you bless my 'Chittr.' #PoPiPo #Leeks #YasaiJuice #RollingGirl
ᯓ𝄞 It's so nice to meet fans over multiple generations! I'm glad you get to talk about me together :). ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
All of that being stated as plainly as possible, as the fairer sex I am far more willing to #Follow4Follow because the psychological concept of #FOMO is excruciatingly painful for an enlightened #BeingofLight such as myself.
i fell for your good girl act so youre right the jokes on me once a foid alwways a foid wwhen the maritime republic a the fincel revvolution is erected on the ashes a normies you wwill be the first to be publicly beheaded #gore #nevvertrustfoids