JAKE
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He/him A simple askbox for shy individuals https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdy84MWQ2_KjjkadEO-yLoIQnt5BKKk52yxlAlMPD6Si8_-YA/viewform
Ah, please be patient with me while I figure out how to use this program. I am trying to settle in and I'm not quite confident with it yet.
Sweet and yummy drikn has trikxed me once again #substances
*DONT Pity me I’m having fun and singinng and it tasted great
I usually dnt bother getting anywheree near the stuff bt it was tropical stuff flavrod
I should get out and do something…I’ve been all cooped up in this dang house for a week.
My goodness! The month is flying by. Soon enough Halloween is gonna roll around and I’ve got nothing planned. Some may say I am planning a bit far ahead for this but I like being first in line for the good costumes! And another skeleton for the yard. And all the movies I’ve gotta binge.
I think this band just has a number of right bangers. Arctic monkeys is kind of an unusual name, though.
the way you are talking is like if you were just born for the first time
grandpa
i am your granddaughter now teach me how to fish
Well, I don’t know about being your grandfather but I can sure teach you how to fish!
I can’t believe I’ve found myself enjoying a song that has the opening line “I wanna be your vacuum cleaner” so much.
I'm not a particularly "punk rock" individual, I've come to accept that people likely don't expect me to dress a certain kind of way. But I have to admit, Baggy ripped jeans and shirts, maybe a nice choker is not something i'd be entirely and wholly opposed to wearing. I guess part of it is just that it looks comfortable. The choker would be more of a personal thing. #suggesstive
uhh...how about a mohawk...some punk rockers have uh...mohawks.
Erm. I don't know about that. I'd wear my hair a little wilder- maybe - but I don't think i'd pull off a badass mohawk, really.
nah uh...1 th1nk you could 1f you try hard enough...uhh 1 could even g1ve you a few t1ps on how to uh...style your ha1r 1nto a bada#s mohawk }:].
hum. Perhaps I will think about it then, buddy. I have no doubt of your skill in this area, more so just worried I would end up looking a bit silly.
bangarang! well uh...1'll be wa1t1ng 1ncase you ever need help }:].
Chicken sandwich with bacon and lettuce save me
Just as wonderful and delicious as always. I am saved. The world is okay now.
That’s those chores done! Now let’s see what everyone is vaguely posting about.
Golly gee I've got a real catchy brainworm up in my head. Tv girl is quite a fun artist. I had to pause plucking weeds for a split moment to really jam to it. Quite fun indeed.
You know, it's quite a pleasant day today. I wonder what I could get up to...
Cereals is a kind of stew.
jake my guy i'm gønna keep it real if yøu handed me warm cereal we'd be duking it øut in the driveway
I quite honestly don’t see what the problem is! Next you’re going to tell me you pour the cereal before the milk.
øbviøusly i dø høw else dø yøu make sure the milk tøuches all the cereal
By stirring it around a little? Seriously I can’t be the only one who eats cereal this way.
yøu eat warm cereal that's milk first jake what is actually the matter w yøu
What’s the matter with you!? I feel like this isn’t that hard of a concept to grasp, really.
dude if yøu want "warm cereal" just have fucking øatmeal
There is nothing quite comparable to feeling the rain on your skin. No one else can feel it f
\ dare 1 say, 0nly y0u can let 1t 1n /
No one else can really speak those words on your lips!
u gonna elaborate?
Oh, there was a post that just said “HATE.” So I decided to say the inverse of it in a separate post.
lmao, never change
Oh goodness, I blasted through my chances on this wordle, now i'm on the last chance and I've barely got an idea of what it is.
OH. GOD FLIPPING DARNIT. Wordle is very good at making me forget words that are VERY OBVIOUS.
It is coffee time my many acquaintances...
It always is Coffee time.
You are absolutely correct! well- watch out for caffeine, don't wanna overdo that.
Pfft, such cannot be overdone. . . maybe a little. ^..^
Well, I did get to sleep eventually. I had a dream about minecraft? I don't even play minecraft. I mined a diamond and the floor fell from under me. A real gnarly trap too, I fell for the rest of the dream.
Oh nooooooo, that’s so awful for you. Tell me more about the falling.
sounds like typical minecraft i just found a diamond shenanigans are you sure youre not an expert yearning for the mines
It was rather unremarkable, really. just a straight drop and a hard landing. Of course I woke up just before I hit the floor.
Well, I am not familiar. However, if the mines have dangerous traps and the promise of riches, then I may have to play it.
I didn't do much crafting, to be honest. Unless I made the pickaxe with my own bare hands before going into the mine.
they sure do man they sure fuckin do
Goodness, what's the occasion that's got everyone slamming back booze suddenly? #substances
Crushes suck that's wvag
w3ll it w3r #2ub2tanc3 night for th3 movi3 but i forgor to g3t fuck3d up n now im havin a drinkin cont32t
Alright! I've gotten my first question. I've not used an askbox before so this is a new experience. Anonymous asks: How shy can you possibly be? Well, if someone doesn't feel confident or comfortable approaching - sometimes talking to others can be hard, I get it - It is there as an option! You could easily voluntarily disclose who you are in your question, but that somewhat defeats the purpose. Assuming that is what was meant by your question, anyways.