kasper
@tetchyApathy
im kasper.
Yum
onion ring i don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you fry #parody
no, i would never hit someone with my van. however.
someone tried to give me the finger while driving, and smashed right into a pole. dont gesture and drive send chitt while driving.
did you fucking rear end them or something this chittr chatter has mad nefarious energy and i do not trust that 1/10thstache
✿ dis is wat they call a hippo crate btw
taking a pit stop to chug a soda. love parking in the middle of traffic and slamming a cold one.
cracking open another cruella cola for the road. this ones for the boys.
see a hundred people named "jade" on the website and nobody bats a ganderbulb, but the second theres another "casper" suddenly its a whole ordeal.
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you'RE kind of spitting
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I already moved on!!!!! Move on move on!!!!
love me a long strip of road because i can chitt and drive.
Don't do that!!!!
I'm in your van because what you're doing is objectively BAD
well buckle up, boy. i got soda in the cooler and some cds if you wanna listen to music.
ok well i said i was back on the road but what i really meant was id be sitting at a red junction light for 10 minutes.
soda time over. back on the road, gonna blast some blink-182.
drive safe, pardner!
cracking open a delicious cruella cola just outside my campervan. life good.
what does it taste like dude
if im honest, this is like the offbrand shit. so its like im drinking television static with sugar.
nevermind. only the ogs will get it.
wtf is this
No. You. Wtf are you
One raisin.
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