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kasper

@tetchyApathy

im kasper.

Blood: OliveAge: 22 years10.3 sweepsKult Score: 209Kull Score: 2153 followers 1 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@tetchyApathy[TA]

lunch stop. one onion ring.

Kult: +37

Kull: +10

Total: 47

Ratio: 3.70

@twistedComedy[TC]

Yum

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

onion ring i don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you fry #parody

@tetchyApathy[TA]

no, i would never hit someone with my van. however.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@tetchyApathy[TA]

someone tried to give me the finger while driving, and smashed right into a pole. dont gesture and drive send chitt while driving.

Kult: +31

Kull: +17

Total: 48

Ratio: 1.82

@insufferablePrick[IP]

did you fucking rear end them or something this chittr chatter has mad nefarious energy and i do not trust that 1/10thstache

the OFFICIAL glurp

@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ dis is wat they call a hippo crate btw

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

@audaciousConfident[AC]

Big crate....

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@tetchyApathy[TA]

taking a pit stop to chug a soda. love parking in the middle of traffic and slamming a cold one.

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

@audaciousConfident[AC]

Ah, what the hell, chug an-o-o-ther!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@tetchyApathy[TA]

thats the spirit! hell yeah.

@tetchyApathy[TA]

cracking open another cruella cola for the road. this ones for the boys.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@tetchyApathy[TA]

its kasper mundee.

Kult: +30

Kull: +40

Total: 70

Ratio: 0.75

its currently tuesdee for me!

↩ @jaDe[JD]

@tetchyApathy[TA]

what?

↩ @tetchyApathy[TA]

what?

↩ @jaDe[JD]

@tetchyApathy[TA]

what is "tuesdee"?

↩ @tetchyApathy[TA]

mundee sounds like the word monday when i say it aloud.

↩ @jaDe[JD]

@tetchyApathy[TA]

i mean, i guess.

@tetchyApathy[TA]

see a hundred people named "jade" on the website and nobody bats a ganderbulb, but the second theres another "casper" suddenly its a whole ordeal.

Kult: +61

Kull: +35

Total: 96

Ratio: 1.74

@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: there are more common names with humans i think input; statement: so it's strange to see another tro|| with the same name as someone who's we||-known on this site input; statement: & who is a|so very nice actua||y />

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@tetchyApathy[TA]

see thats the thing. theirs starts with a c. mine starts with a k.

@consequentlyOblique[CO]

you'RE kind of spitting

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @tetchyApathy[TA]

@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: true. the sounds are very simi|ar though />

↩ @consequentlyOblique[CO]

@tetchyApathy[TA]

we dont even have the same name, just sounds the same.

venture caspertalist

@chillerAficionado[CA]

I already moved on!!!!! Move on move on!!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@tetchyApathy[TA]

love me a long strip of road because i can chitt and drive.

Kult: +32

Kull: +35

Total: 67

Ratio: 0.91

venture caspertalist

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Don't do that!!!!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@tetchyApathy[TA]

now whos coming into my van.

↩ @tetchyApathy[TA]

venture caspertalist

@chillerAficionado[CA]

I'm in your van because what you're doing is objectively BAD

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

@tetchyApathy[TA]

well buckle up, boy. i got soda in the cooler and some cds if you wanna listen to music.

@tetchyApathy[TA]

ok well i said i was back on the road but what i really meant was id be sitting at a red junction light for 10 minutes.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@tetchyApathy[TA]

soda time over. back on the road, gonna blast some blink-182.

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

@packageHandler[PH]

drive safe, pardner!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@tetchyApathy[TA]

cracking open a delicious cruella cola just outside my campervan. life good.

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

@consequentlyOblique[CO]

what does it taste like dude

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@tetchyApathy[TA]

if im honest, this is like the offbrand shit. so its like im drinking television static with sugar.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@tetchyApathy[TA]

nevermind. only the ogs will get it.

Kult: +35

Kull: +40

Total: 75

Ratio: 0.88

venture caspertalist

@chillerAficionado[CA]

wtf is this

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

@tetchyApathy[TA]

a chittr post?

↩ @tetchyApathy[TA]

venture caspertalist

@chillerAficionado[CA]

No. You. Wtf are you

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

@tetchyApathy[TA]

what did you take?

↩ @tetchyApathy[TA]

venture caspertalist

@chillerAficionado[CA]

One raisin.

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

@tetchyApathy[TA]

ah yeah that explains it. great. thanks.

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: maybe if you have two raisins this one wi|| go away />