yall already know
@tezcatlipocaGodhood
yo yo yo yo soy dios cada día yknow what nvm call me dave or tezcatlipoca if youre nasty i would deck the everloving shit out of a computer given the chance uninstall the hardware and the software
Dating someone who's philosphacy is "if I die, I die" is crazy cause I'd like that to happen less my sweet poca.
The true option Don't die. Live forever.
you act like one the die would be permanent two the die would be unpleasant three there is any force in existence that can separate me from that ass absent of a celestial arc welder that can separate things on a particle level
I love you so much, but HEAR ME OUT: not dying = no second loss of enjoyment.
yeah but like that might be the case for ordinary people see diers but i dont stay down when knocked down nothing you could feasibly do would actually have lasting meaningful consequences its why we are up against a robot who can human blender us without that being it
This is not an argument you're going to let me win huh?
Correct! On it now.
when they go low i go low er #thisisaboutsuckingdick
is that what the apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur are for
A picture of @tezcatlipocaGodhood and me together!!!
you are so fucking nice haha im like not even a whole footlong foots worth of a footnote in your bigtiddyography call be subway shrinkflation the way nah imma stop this is really sweet thanks jade i look hella cool roosted next to all that
I wonder if Dave appreciates my spore collection.
Sometimes I go to other timelines to buy pompompurin and chococat plushies...
what you need a ride or something
He makes me feel very maternal
exactly what i pay him for its working
W4TCH TH3 RO4D TH3Y T3LL M3
watch the road or become one with it thats what i always say i also dont drive i fly everywhere the fuck am i saying jajajaja
#askasaseyaa #suggestive Anonymous asked: Please get naked. I need this so badly for my health. Any additional questions/comment?: I'm watching. https://forms.gle/3JYq7R6vuWuGjUrd6
problematic take on mental health and wellness not specifying who im talking about
slide to the right.
Sollux, Equius, and Dave do not approve of jellybeans up my ass.
what you want me to call dibs? youre not putting jellybeans in there that arent getting removed promptly and punctually af
Sorry, I forgot you have property rights off my asshole
i have come to immediately regret my phrasing please disregard
I will disregard the phrasing for now.
dont fuck with me ill cry really loud and call your mom and bang her
8=l < Can I make this a request 8=l < My mother needs something to do with her time
how come these stupid bitches get a pass for #vore why did we as a society let this cadre of cinnamon sparkled freaks get away with it
i think its more of cannibalism rather than vore.
are those really two meaningful distinct concepts like maybe i just dont know #vore ball like i thought i did but most of the type of seen is same species unless anime gal taxonomy works differently i dunno vore ball no lo sé
my thought process is that vore is more intimate and youd actually see the other cinnamon bite things in the stomach since.. i think thats the appeal? cannibalism is also the one thats actually possible and theyre eaten in multiple bites in some ads.
B33 < listen man i can give you a breakdown on vore if you want B33 < the tummys like meowbe a third of the pictpurr
you seem eminently qualified ill bite even if egbert backs out im doubling down spit your sick shit
B33 < *ac cracks their knuckles fans their wings and glints their glasses to talk about some grade a furry shit* B33 < so like any kink vores got diffurrent appeal fur diffurrent folks B33 < some people are dedicated pred some are dedicated purrey etc etc B33 < nyalso its impurrtant to note its a two purrt act B33 < meowbe thr33 but we dont gotta get into the ancillary kinks like inflation f33derism scat non-oral vore micro macro etc B33 < theres the eating and theres the purrt where the subs in the tummy B33 < worth noting eithpurr purrt can be meowstly ignored to focus on the othpurr in more or less a 50% instant loss scenario B33 < theres folks who just wanna open with/be in there and theres folks who just wanna swallow/get swallowed and then fade to black B33 < so fur these guys id say its sorta a 100% instant loss cannibalism scenyario B33 < meowbe like B33 < idk hard cartoon vore fur the ones that take multiple bites BX33 < tangentially while writing this i discofurred that there is a ctc tag on e621 but is p much only fur the box B33 < or like one art thats nyactually just fnaf #nsfw #vore #nsfwe #idk-how-much-i-n33d-to-tag-this-lmeow
its taking all the restraint im humanly fucking capable of not to make this my new pinned chit is this what going to school is like i feel so fucking learned mad props
>B33 < lmeow ty king B33 < welcome to vore unifursity wait no im cancelling this post thatll only k33p going too fur the more i commit to it X33
sometimes i think id make a pretty pink panther or a swaggy jaguar colloquially called the swagguar but unfortunately ive got fuckmassive wings and that clashes a bit with the look
hm the studious silent type you remind me of a good friend ok i fuck kinda heavy with you too