yall already know
@tezcatlipocaGodhood
yo yo yo yo soy dios cada día yknow what nvm call me dave or tezcatlipoca if youre nasty i would deck the everloving shit out of a computer given the chance uninstall the hardware and the software
the type of moves im making on a daily basis look like some shit out the pokedex entries
how manly and utterly fucking badass is a nickname like poca i sound like a drink
if i werent a bird i would be another bird entirely #spreadingmywings #andnototherthings #goddamnit #nowabitchgottaadd #suggestive
shawty lemme hit it from beak hind
on behalf of men everywhere my bad
sometimes i think id make a pretty pink panther or a swaggy jaguar colloquially called the swagguar but unfortunately ive got fuckmassive wings and that clashes a bit with the look
B33 < my man ive got great mews it would look sick af and you should purrtray yourself that way sometimes
big maybe i dont know what it is ive got absolutely no reason to think swagguars are the shit but a bitch do what a bitch gotta do
hm the studious silent type you remind me of a good friend ok i fuck kinda heavy with you too
...i am glad my demeanor brings a sense of familiarity to you....
aw! don't be discouraged you'd be so pretty and cute!
dont fuck with me ill cry really loud and call your mom and bang her
ok so every dave can make fun of you noted who needs a mom when you can make people on the internet cry for no reason im jk dw i like that gif too much to disrespect
thanks dude i see you had trouble getting to that conclusion so i appreciate it
8=l < Can I make this a request 8=l < My mother needs something to do with her time
nobody has proof im not legally michael jacksons sole living heir and secret son
I do. I just won't share it, because I'm a real one.
how come these stupid bitches get a pass for #vore why did we as a society let this cadre of cinnamon sparkled freaks get away with it
woah, ok. i had no clue! i dont really read up on that stuff
you seem eminently qualified ill bite even if egbert backs out im doubling down spit your sick shit
im not really going out of my way to research those kinds of thing, haha
i dont read as much, hahaha. im more of a movie and random article guy.
B33 < *ac cracks their knuckles fans their wings and glints their glasses to talk about some grade a furry shit* B33 < so like any kink vores got diffurrent appeal fur diffurrent folks B33 < some people are dedicated pred some are dedicated purrey etc etc B33 < nyalso its impurrtant to note its a two purrt act B33 < meowbe thr33 but we dont gotta get into the ancillary kinks like inflation f33derism scat non-oral vore micro macro etc B33 < theres the eating and theres the purrt where the subs in the tummy B33 < worth noting eithpurr purrt can be meowstly ignored to focus on the othpurr in more or less a 50% instant loss scenario B33 < theres folks who just wanna open with/be in there and theres folks who just wanna swallow/get swallowed and then fade to black B33 < so fur these guys id say its sorta a 100% instant loss cannibalism scenyario B33 < meowbe like B33 < idk hard cartoon vore fur the ones that take multiple bites BX33 < tangentially while writing this i discofurred that there is a ctc tag on e621 but is p much only fur the box B33 < or like one art thats nyactually just fnaf #nsfw #vore #nsfwe #idk-how-much-i-n33d-to-tag-this-lmeow
its taking all the restraint im humanly fucking capable of not to make this my new pinned chit is this what going to school is like i feel so fucking learned mad props
>B33 < lmeow ty king B33 < welcome to vore unifursity wait no im cancelling this post thatll only k33p going too fur the more i commit to it X33
yo dave speaking a tezcatlipocactual god god tiered and then some i can age stuff into simmering smoke just by touching it look hella delightful in the mirror and undo causality and casualty with equal motherfucking ease im like super fucking down to banter over stupid shit and will throw actual hands in defense of my objectively ass opinions on a given subject so dont ever call me out on it i promise i have more time than you to dedicate to some straight up loco nonsense barring that bring the bants the chisme and pop off in my mentions dont @ me unless its real whole ass actual emergency
also im actually taller than @geoselenicGnosticism shell just never admit shes too insecure to let me be where other whole ass actual people see messed up
First! LOOK AT HOW CUTE YOU ARE!!!
I have always been taller than you ૮ • ﻌ - ა
no you have not there was that one time you asked me to reach for something that im pretty sure was on a tall ass shelf and i conquered that bitch by leaning on the counter like a g
you wanna be tall so bad it makes you look silly.
ew no bitch im never hitting my head on a doorframe or getting my hips caught in a plane seat for as long as i live being tall is like the raw uncooked veggies of height everyone insists its good for you but shits yucky life needs more flavor who cares if it cooks off some of the size its worth it for a flavorful blend
i'm joooking, i don't want you tall, you don't wanna be tall. BUT I have been the tallest in our friend group! If you have gotten taller it must have been a SHORT (hehe) time then. also........ 😔i cant help my hips get stuck.
know my scarab know it so well i know it doesnt like to be mishandled or harmed so i cradle that bitch in my arms good scarab i wont let the cruel world poison me against you before i toss you like a major league baseball player
oh i thought this was a cute post but you're just like the other guys
why do i feel the insatiable urge to pathetic post like my own dna is rebelling against me its just a sandal post it doesnt need a response
ive never said a mean thing in my entire goddamn fucking life even just to see what it would be like and i still got bitches crawling out of the woodworks to hate on me man fuck that noise and fuck ranked tetris
oh fuck really is it that noticeable how long have i been prowling around with that shit broadcast for all the world to see
how do you tell a person who was factually right that they were wrong anyway?
that sounds argumentative should i make fun of her big floppy dog ears so she knows im a funloving jovial guy who is just pointing out how right i should be
choosing the wrong guy to suggest making fun of dog ears, but i suggest just saying she's wrong and ignoring her blindly
hm love the suggestion suppose she were a fuckmassive mamacita space goddess who is harder to ignore than the molten radiant rays of the sun itself hypothetically speaking
plug your ears blast some music and pray you don't give in to a dog
i cant fucking believe my eight most recent usernames gamertags and catcalls were all fucking taken what even is this website how many dave striders could there possibly be
Oh, honey. Darling. *too many to fucking count.*
I can assure you im not. I basically was forced to speedrun my hangups with my bloodline by sheer proximity in like a month, thats how many there are. By my count, it capped at 50. You'd be 51. Welcome to hell, sunshine.
We'd have to start inventing new numbers at some point.
one two three davee davour davive davix daveven daveight davine four