Attention, darling attendees of this most-beloved and revered movie club. We are Rose B. Lalonde and Nepeta Leijon, de-facto interim leaders of the Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club. As some of you may be aware, our dearly departed supreme leader and co-founder @carbolicGalvanologist has forsaken his conditionally immortal coil, but before leaving he used his interdimensional beam to thrust upon us this duty for some time. We wish him well in his endeavors and will definitely not be staging a coup when he decides to return. That being said, this week's feature for #ABCC #Watchparty will be: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides A film about piracy, immortality, colonial ambition, religious fanaticism, and the curious human tendency to look at an entirely functional supernatural premise and decide that what it really requires is a substantial population of wet, homicidal women with tails. Jack Sparrow, meanwhile, continues to drift through the proceedings with the particular sort of improbable competence that can only be achieved by a man who has never once permitted preparation to interfere with instinct, circumstance, or whatever cosmic administrative error keeps him alive. Showtimes as per usual will be at 7 PM PST/10 PM EST Wednesday and Friday. Fridays are optional #substance night. Please, comment below or reach out to Nepeta (@arsenicCatnaps) to reserve a spot for Wednesday (tonight) or me (@therapistofThedeep) for Friday. Remember that spots are limited and they tend to get filled, so don't put it off for too long. Also, a reminder that ABCC has a suggestion box. Romance, romance-adjacent, or technically construed as romance in any way, shape or form, make sure you use this link to let your voice be heard. (Results may vary) [https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8] Looking forward to sharing this experience with you. In the immortal words of CarbKat (Karkito, to Chchow), #GETIN PS: Crumbs will not be provided. That's Karkat's bit. PPS: Floor bacon is still being reviewed by the board and will be given out in a case-by-case basis.
GODSSPEED, LADS. WE CARRY THE FLAME.
We carry the flame.
i’ll be here tonight!
not even a question ofc im reserving
Prob2 not gonna mak3 it tonight, but I for 2ur3 wanna r323rv3 a 2pot on Friday
glad you're taking up the mantle while chalky away!! you know im always there on fridays!! AND I WONT BE LATE FOR THIS ONE