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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.

@therapistofThedeepone

Sic transit gloria mundi. Pansexual. Lesbiromantic. Poly. Your favorite shitposting slut nerd. DMs open, operating hours may vary.

Blood: VioletAge: Kult Score: 104619Kull Score: 64613406 followers472 following
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Kult: +70
Kull: +45
Total: 115
Ratio: 1.56

OLOL

Kult: +5
Total: 5

gm cutie.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

@blackliquidSorrow

WELL. I DON’T REALLY KILL PEOPLE SO MUCH AS TAKE OVER WHEN THEY ARE DEAD.

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40

*、iM S0BBING ?????!⚡️

*、s0 4R3 Y0U TH3 GRIM T0UCH3R!⚡️

Kult: +5
Total: 5

ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CALL ME THAT PLEASE.

The Grim Taker-Over, then.

*、0K4Y GRIM T0UCH3R!⚡️

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

I'm up for real this time. Good morning, Chittr.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

I am in hell.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Chittr, I have a survey. Comment below if you dip your pizza crust, and if you do, what sauce.

Kult: +32
Kull: +25
Total: 57
Ratio: 1.28

mcdonalds sweet and sour sauce

Kult: +5
Total: 5

is stuffed crust or not a factor?

No, just regular stuff.

Hm. I will try this and come back to you on it.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

if it's regular crust? i don't typically find myself eating pizza with a thing of sauce on the side

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

One more and it's bedtime. #wowposting

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

You just have to love sloughing through a pug on a very difficult dungeon, just for the final chest to have only gold. #notfond

Kult: +63
Kull: +47
Total: 110
Ratio: 1.34

i thought it said pup.

i read this shit as pup.

@canineRebel[CR]

Close enough. Pug is a breed of dog anyway.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

pup?

Kult: +2
Total: 2

/?pug?\ \?like?the?dog?with?the?fucked?up?face?/

c< ....sOrry 4 yOur lOss, ROse >c

Kult: +2
Total: 2

PUG in this context is an acronym for Pick Up Group. As in, gathering a group of random strangers to clear a dungeon.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

/.ohhh.ok.\ \.like.a.raid.party./

Correct. There can be raid pugs too, if you don't have a group/guild to raid with.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

The good thing: My most recent pug was not healer-less. The bad thing: This was my healer. I hate it here. /j

Kult: +69
Kull: +45
Total: 114
Ratio: 1.53

lettin that freak flag fly

Kult: +5
Total: 5

whys it saying banana.

whats nsfw about a banana.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@canineRebel[CR]

Many things, if you try hard enough.

what.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

but were they any g0od?

As good as you could expect an underleveled off spec healer to be.

well, they were d0ing it for the l0ve at least.

At least they weren't a pain in the ass.

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

If I have to go through one more pug run with no healer I'm going to /flip/.

Kult: +47
Total: 47
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

If you had to "rizz me up" with a scent it'd have to be barley, oak, and fresh ink.

Kult: +24
Total: 24
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Remember when gimmick accounts were all the rage on Chittr? Lalonde Farms remembers.

Kult: +32
Kull: +5
Total: 37
Ratio: 6.40

Good times, good times.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Adventuring out with @naknakGodhead @turntablefortG @viceroybubblesVsalamancr

Kult: +92
Kull: +47
Total: 139
Ratio: 1.96

why would you post this picture in particular come on

Kult: +7
Total: 7

Why WOULDN'T I post this particular picture.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

im being harassed for real thats why and after i handed over a spare pair of shades and everything

Kult: +7
Total: 7

I find it quite endearing.

Kull: +2
Total: 2

ok then let a consort pull on you like that too and post it

Kult: +10
Total: 10

🥰🥰🥰

this was such a fun outing. its not my fault dad doesnt believe in belts

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I tried to warn him. He says you'd do the same to me, though.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

i could never! you were wearing a dress id have nothing to tug down

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Naptime over.

Kult: +76
Kull: +35
Total: 111
Ratio: 2.17

I hope you had a good nap ^^ !!

It was quite good, thank you.

Sleep beam.

Reflects.

No problem !!

did you rest well?

Feeling quite reinvigorated. Back to the Dungeon grind.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Nap beam.

Kult: +14
Total: 14
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Kult: +29
Kull: +5
Total: 34
Ratio: 5.80

B33 < couldnt be me

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

There's no way I can find my first post. I think I was one of the first ones EVER to post.

Kult: +14
Kull: +5
Total: 19
Ratio: 2.80

🤝

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

#Jinxposting hm? I couldn't think of someone kinder, sweeter, and just all-around a great friend.

Kult: +39
Kull: +5
Total: 44
Ratio: 7.80

gosh!!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Kult: +32
Kull: +5
Total: 37
Ratio: 6.40
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

I dreamed @containedArmageddons and I missed a flight, and then we were in a sort of Fallout universe.

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40

that was a dreambubble r0se. i saw you c0nstantly using vats on me. what were y0u lo0king at, hm?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Be seeing you tomorrow, Chittr. Good night.

Kult: +37
Kull: +5
Total: 42
Ratio: 7.40

may you have good sleeps, dear

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Last dungeon done. @turntablefortG we're going to the local Goodwill tomorrow to see if we can find one of these.

Kult: +87
Kull: +45
Total: 132
Ratio: 1.93

what makes you think another goodwill will just happen to have this exact obviously custom shirt rose lets just make a million and you can keep one and we will give the rest to goodwill for other treasure seekers like you

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Fine.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

I wish you luck in finding it !!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

dang you sound so disappointed ok we can go look for one

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Yay!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

that was on purpose wasnt it

A little bit.

Kull: +2
Total: 2

ive been played like a damn fiddle

Kult: +2
Total: 2

▶︎ Oh. I Ne↔ed This On A Mug._