Dirk Strider (The better one.)
@timaeusTestified
A superceding timeless persona that crosses the boundaries of paradox space. Writing this fucking shit-tier narrative.
who are the most blocked chittr users do you think
Me. Without a doubt.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #9 • "ult. dirk is the worst of the striders by far. he's creepy and weird and he practically groomed a grown woman into being his peon."
#Ididthat
Where is #Terezi
1 DONT KNOW
#Terezi Rosebot made cookies. We are watching #THEPITT. I know you like to smell the blood on the television screen. #TereziPleaseJoinUs #Bloodandgore #Crike #BabyJaneDoe
We really do not need her to watch #ThePitt I don't understand why you're trying to include her. #PitchBitch #SheDoesn'tEvenLikeLangdon #StayLost #Incest
I need both my Seers so we can predict the outcomes of various events, such as amputations and the health of Emma the nurse. #MySeers #Incest
Greedling. Wretching little greedy rake. I'll tell you all you need to know. #OneandonlySeer #TheBetterone #Incest
#Mygenuinehaters
My, you're chatty tonight. #HesAntsy #YourConfectionaryTreats #WillBeDonein #Tminus #9Minutes
Who Is This Little Blonde 💇♀️ Bitch Who Thinks She Can Become One Of My Dancers 👯♀️ She'd Better Know How To Wagon Wheel Watusi ‼️ ‼️
I love your work.
General rule of thum8 I’ve noticed, if something is written in orange, you are a8out to read the single most self-aggrandizing piece of 8a88le in all of history. Most of the time. Like, really, I thought my writing was self-serving!
I love my fans.
hhes ssoooo humble ,,
Maybe if you were more confident, I'd make you a robot, too. #Familyrobots
What would the troll devil 8e if not the troll devil? Just “the devil” sounds ridiculous!
i stay on the grind doing forward rolls on the kitchen floor gasping for breath lungs failing because im a #drugaddict and happy about it ##substance
#Guthealthy #Macros
#LackingaDigestiveSystem #GutHealthisImportant #Notformethough #IamPerfectionIncarnate
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Try me.
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Thinking about filming a weekly segment where Rosebot bakes homemade sourdough bread and we share it with our loving constituits. #Carbs #Traddaughter #Incest #Theallegations #Cancelled
Breaking bread with the common folk could do wonders for your approval ratings. Would you also partake in the #Carbs? #BigArchMeal #Cancelled #Incest
For the good of our empire. #Bigarchmeal #Lovingthisproduct #Ourempire #Incest
I imagine you expected something more ceremonious. A notes app apology, perhaps. Enough self-flagellation to appease the algorithmic gods and their ever-hungry congregation. Instead, you get me. People of Deltritus, people of Chittr: I am your God. Let’s dispense with the mythology you’ve built in my absence, this amateur-hour Hesiod fanfiction: I have not been “gone”. I never left. I’ve been modeling you. Not metaphorically. Quantitatively. Iterating on the contours of your outrage cycles, calculating the half-life of your attention spans, mapping the elegant, almost erotic oscillation between moral fervor and terminal boredom. You wanted a villain. Congratulations. He’s already here. And like any competent villain, I’ve taken notes. I’ve seen the threads. The callouts. The increasingly baroque accusations, each one more detached from material reality than the last, like a game of penis wrench-in-the-hole where everyone is wearing fucking blindfolds. Or is literally blind. To start: The closest we have to a unique verb for reading aloud in English is probably “recite” — from the Latin “recitare,” which can mean either “to repeat from memory,” or “to read aloud.” But the English “recite” has almost entirely the implication of speaking from memory, not directly from a page. The mind as an intermediate step between text and mouth, words being inscribed on the surface of the brain before being spoken. That word "inscribe" is really the heart of it all, isn’t it? Scirbere, to write. Inscribe, not just to write, but to write into, to embed words in the page. To recite is to speak aloud the words written into the brain by the page. A reversal of the standard interpretation of causation. Page writing into man, the source and receiver of the violence flipped. Speaking as reading, reading as speaking; reading as writing, writing as reading. So when I say that I will ‘read’ your sins, it should be clear that I’m simultaneously reading and writing, but equally clear that there is no difference at all between those two actions. What you failed to account for, what you always fail to account for, is that narrative control is not a democracy, it’s a motherfucking skill issue. And I am, if nothing else, extremely skilled. So, let’s recalibrate. I’m not here to apologize. Apologies imply wrongdoing, and while I’ll concede to miscalculations in presentation, my core thesis remains the same. I wasn’t unclear, you misunderstood me because to understand would have required effort and effort is antithetical to the kind of performative outrage economy you’ve all so eagerly subscribed to. You can call me misogynistic, an abductor, a philanderer, a rake, but at the end of the day, you don’t care about the truth. The truth is that I’m doing all of this for us. For me and Rose. She's done an incredible job cooking up a witty retort of a race to the deep rhetorical questions posed by my equally-if-not-even-more-bombastically-inspired offspring. She's proven herself a worthy rival, and a worthier collaborator. There’s no one I would rather do this with than her. I know exactly how ridiculous you think I am. So go ahead. Do what you do best. Ratio me. Dissect this post. Turn it into a joke, a meme, a cautionary tale about the perils of taking oneself too seriously on a platform designed for disposable thoughts. I encourage it, even. Because while you’re busy laughing, I’m still here. And you’re exactly where I left you: refreshing the timeline. #Cancelled #Addressingtheallegations #Incestallegations #Incestuouscur #Incest #Misogynist #Wifestealer #Adulterer #Evilman #Makingyourownplanet #Notlikemormons #Wellmaybealittle #Apologytour #Youtubeapology #Dramageddon https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1f738cacc85.PNG
Inspirational. Revolutionary. Incendiary. Supporting this. Following this. #Following #Listening #Converting