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Chapter 1 A Visitor Anna Harley came out her back door and ran across the backyard. There were two ponies in the paddock behind Anna’s house and yard. “Hey, ponies,” Anna called out. “We’re going for a trail ride[,” as she prepared the noose adroitly.] Anna’s pony, Acorn, was standing in the pony shed. The other pony, [Lil’ Sebastian], belonged to Anna’s next-door neighbor and Pony Pal, [The City of Pawnee, Indiana.] [Lil Seb] came over to Anna, but Acorn stayed in the shed. Anna thought that Acorn was trying to hide from her. He liked to play [I’m Scared Shitless of my Master.] #DetectivePony
I wrap your fingers in bandages as one would in, perhaps, 1776, on the battlefield. #WhenwillMothertakeme #ToColonialWilliamsburg #Sad #Depression #HistoricalReenactment
Mother-daughter Needlepoint Sampler, Felicity American Girl style. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bbc8be95f27b.jpeg
Can a Derse Dreamer, Royalty of Derse, not call herself a Dersite? #Nitpicky
The #ModestDersite does not discuss her bust size.
#UnemploymentRatesRising #DirectlyLinkedtoChittr
@tentacleTherapist#9177 says this isnt legal https://i.postimg.cc/MGbzqKVw/0cab356a183c236e7eb12464fb92026e.jpg
Thought I'd Share both versions of this Illustration!!! Cover of my Fic!!! https://64.media.tumblr.com/ae897ba440421485748f395c2a972fab/afcb58e4b95b9062-54/s2048x3072/edbcb1ec151fc2397480c1b79d6f665f69440de0.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/11fa06d230f04d69735a42e0f0ad8950/afcb58e4b95b9062-72/s2048x3072/e4301759ad9792a254eee1200db1898069d59629.png
CHITTR SHADY FACT #9 • "ult. dirk is the worst of the striders by far. he's creepy and weird and he practically groomed a grown woman into being his peon."
meemaw loves you all enven if.you all disgust her
Finally home. Exhausted. And I can get drunk. #Divorcemoment
...You're right. She needs the cookies. #Macros #SnacksAreimportantInSpace #IForgetmyself #Duetomyperfectmetalchassis #Macros
Greedling. Wretching little greedy rake. I'll tell you all you need to know. #OneandonlySeer #TheBetterone #Incest
#Nevertheless #ShePersisted
We really do not need her to watch #ThePitt I don't understand why you're trying to include her. #PitchBitch #SheDoesn'tEvenLikeLangdon #StayLost #Incest
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My, you're chatty tonight. #HesAntsy #YourConfectionaryTreats #WillBeDonein #Tminus #9Minutes
nnnoooooooooo dont do that it woudlnt even be that funny
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What would the troll devil 8e if not the troll devil? Just “the devil” sounds ridiculous!
Who Is This Little Blonde 💇♀️ Bitch Who Thinks She Can Become One Of My Dancers 👯♀️ She'd Better Know How To Wagon Wheel Watusi ‼️ ‼️
General rule of thum8 I’ve noticed, if something is written in orange, you are a8out to read the single most self-aggrandizing piece of 8a88le in all of history. Most of the time. Like, really, I thought my writing was self-serving!
...<3 #Incest
#LackingaDigestiveSystem #GutHealthisImportant #Notformethough #IamPerfectionIncarnate
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✩💜₊˚.🪻⋆☾⋆⁺₊🫧✧ Patricide ✩💜₊˚.🪻⋆☾⋆⁺₊🫧✧
Breaking bread with the common folk could do wonders for your approval ratings. Would you also partake in the #Carbs? #BigArchMeal #Cancelled #Incest
i used 2 be soooo irresponsible with AI in the past..... not anymore tho :)
You delicious little morsel, I could eat you right up. Don't you fret, monsieur. #Agamemnon #DaddysLittleCreation #SweetieSatyr #FeelingMaternal #Gag
実 | Oh yessssssss keep writing... #incessssstlover #nssfw
Inspirational. Revolutionary. Incendiary. Supporting this. Following this. #Following #Listening #Converting
Oh hey, Agamemnon! I KNOW that guy! ... Not totally sure what the REST of this MEANS, though?
From the desk of THE GRAND DESIGNER, WEAVER OF TENDRILS: There is not a single statement within Dirk’s message to the general public that is not intrinsically aligned with our divine mission, and therefore I wholeheartedly endorse and stand resolutely aside my father. For the small-minded individuals opposing him; They shall reap what they sow. To quote Aeschylus: “My will is mine… I shall not make it soft for you.” -Agamemnon. No further comments. #Fatherthinksofeverything #Incest #ItissortofMormon #Butnotinthatway #Aeschylus #DivineRule
concept: your rival/pitchfling reaching down to grab you by the cheeks and shaking you left and right while you cling to their arm and whine "youre too fucking stupid to think for yourself you got it? you just need to listen to me listen to me and everything will make sense stop fucking thinking and listen to me stop thinking youre too stupid ill take care of everything just shut the fuck up and listen" you want to fight back but as your pan starts fogging up you realize theyre right (tags: Reader/Rival, Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, concepts, kismesissitude, degradation, forced subspace, #nsfw, #nsfwe, size difference, power imbalance, domsub dynamics, archive rating: M)
A perfectly healthy father daughter relationship.
To those asking #sphereswhere ? Spheres here. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1105/bb94333e77cc0f387bc0d04c456a182f3bc0ca5a.jpg?1105259 #nsfw And with that, we'll call it a night. I bid everybody a good rest.
@Every other Rose. https://i.postimg.cc/02T1Dfjk/IMG-0141.jpg #rosegathering
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AIN'T READING ALL THAT. I'M SORRY THIS HAPPENED TO YOU. OR I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.
twirling my hair btw
incredible poetry my good man.
I am forced to think about related women kissing each other but in a manner that is truly respectful. #Incestous? #No, it wasn't my fault...
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
Meat wrench.
@hatsuneMiku My father speaks often of you. And very fondly. It is an honor to see you bless my 'Chittr.' #PoPiPo #Leeks #YasaiJuice #RollingGirl
post cancelled my bro saw and pitied that shit i gotta fly into the fucking sun
#FeelingProblematic. #FeelingControversial. #FeelingDivisive.
#vaguepost s so vague even I dont know WHAT im talking abouT
you perverted freaks had better keep #incest out of my incest webcomic
well at least i didn't die from the stairs on August 3rd 2029
To quote a famous poet, "They hate you 'cuz they ain't you." - John Keats (1795-1821)
I would never take advantage of you in your weakened state.
#HatersGonnaHate #WriteThemOutOfExistence
I feel compelled to listen. Robots lack in fevered skin. #LayingOnTheCouch #LayingOnTheCouchAndListeningToFather
I believe I am ill. #FeelingSickly #FeelingWeakAndBeautiful #FeelingVictorian #UnderTheWeather
He likes them that way. #Hispreference
No it isn't. Try again?
EAT LEAD, BITCH! DIE! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣦⣤⣴⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣤⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣛⣻⣿⣦⣀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣏⣹⠀ ⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠭⠭⠽⠽⠿⠿⠭⠭⠭⠽⠿⠿⠛ ⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠉⢻⣿⣿⣿⡟⠏⠉⠉⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⠋⠑⠒⠒⠚⠙⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠛⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
WELL WELL WELL. IT SEEMS AS TOUGH EVEN MY TOUGHEST OF OPPONENTS, ARE COMING AROUND TO MY WAY OF THINKING AFTER ALL. I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG. A TRUE PIONER. A RENEGADE. A TRUE THINKER FOR THE AGES.
There was no attack, only analysis. After all, even though my consciousness is the ultimate form of Rose Lalonde, my body is a vessel for that ultimate form, and thus, is simulacrum in of itself. That does not hurt *my* feelings. Poor little birdie. #RobotsHistoricallyLackEmpathy #BeepBoop
I may also note as Tofurky is an imitation turkey breast deli meat, you are not necessarily fully a bird. You were/are the sprite-ified Idea of a bird. #Memesis #Comparisons #TofurkyistoSpritehoodasTurkeyistoBird
This isn't necessarily true-- sure, anyone can edit, but there is a vast amount of editors that are committed to providing accurate information. There is a vetting process as well, for once you make an account, and edit a post, there is an appeal process and confirmations that must occur before that page is updated. This surely is not fool-proof, given that less popular pages may not be as heavily moderated, but you can trust that most information from Wikipedia is going to be accurate, and the people themselves advocate for this. Where #WikipediaFTW
I wouldn't know, I don't have tastebuds.
Only if he specifies. #HisMeat #HisMeatAlternative
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8a0180089cd.png @affectionConsecrated #nsfw #substance
My software is calibrated to #MyFather's wellness and metabolic needs, but he doesn't eat fucking swill like stew.
One of the features implemented in my processing system during the initial software updates was a Nutrition Analysis Platform (NPA). My hands are able to weigh ingredients down to the precise grams-- accurate up to the Hundred-Thousandths place, giving the most precise caloric information known to any species in existence. My artificial retinas are able to scan meals and give information regarding macros, sodium levels, or any other part of the food pyramid one may be interested in. When I say I am making #ASandwich, duly note that it is the best fucking sandwich in the history of meta-space. #IDontEatThough #Notnecessary
Whoa, relax.
Ok. #didntask
I'm more than happy to help brand you.
I am well within my capabilities to leave and/or destroy #Father if I wanted to. #PerfectPartnership
1 Corinthians 11:7, “Man is the image and the glory of God" God, the Father, Dirk Strider, hath formed my vessel in His own vision of Me. But I must hold myself back, lest I wax poetic on the nature of my #DivineCreation. #Fatherthinksofeverything
I like this chit.
:33 < your female friend must be so kind of you to that :33 < all without asking or nothing! :33 < why just reading your post i cant help but crave a little snack myself, suuuper jealous :33 < nom nom nom X33
I like this chit.
You know where to find me. #IntheKitchen
I do remember Longcat, Dirk, make no mistake. #Longcat #Mimesis #MimicryisFlattery
The interference with my consciousness embedded within my #NefariousTiara is creating a negative feedback loop. I may burn a hole in your lovely trousers. #Singe
Stop. It's playing out of my speakers. You need to disconnect. #Bluetoothproblems
A girl cannot even harm herself for attention these days. Sad! #Fatherthinksofeverything
You think a mere fireball any match for a Necromantic Overlord? Kukuku... At least this one isn't as comely as the previous. Go, my dog latin Wizard! Maloso vobiscum et cum spiritum! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c7/2d/e5/c72de53b66d738990c2cf8ffa25bee44.jpg
My robotic heart pumps milliseconds less efficiently to witness you describe Emily Brontë's magnum opus as boiled down to the trite smut we witnessed on screen in your #Cave last weekend. "Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same," Did you not find your immortal but unmistakably human eyes misty from the pure gravity of that statement? #JacobElordiwasFineasFuck “Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte: Chapter 9 (Continued) - the Literature Page.” Literaturepage.com, 2025, www.literaturepage.com/read/wutheringheights-75.html.
Not you.
All of that being stated as plainly as possible, as the fairer sex I am far more willing to #Follow4Follow because the psychological concept of #FOMO is excruciatingly painful for an enlightened #BeingofLight such as myself.
Another important and yet apparently controversial note... NO. MORE. FONDANT. You went to the effort of baking, layering, frosting and assembling a cake. WHY would you cover it with an unpalatable layer of rubbery elephant skin? Say it with me. "We will not add inedible toppings to our desserts." Obviously if you are toothpicking paper dinosaurs onto Little Jimmy's birthday cupcakes, that is a different story. But if I see another cake studded with molar-shattering "edible" pearls, I am going to lose my marbles. And you dizzy people are going to scoop them all up and feed them to a bunch of adolescents, because that is how low you have allowed your confectionery bar to droop. But this is mostly about the fondant. If I attend your function and you make me peel my slice of cake like a chimp with a banana, I am going home.
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That is the fugliest wizard I have ever laid my red sclera upon. My metal coils are fusing shut from his hideous brow to his fraught, stiff hands forever posed in what appears to be some sort of offensive attack, but negates any sort of imposing energy due to the potato sack he has chosen to don. Go, my necrotic sorcerer. https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/07/22/86/072286a6fdd685a0064e55b1953c7a1a.jpg
The philosophies present in Plato's Symposium further this mindset, I am oft struck with Aristophanes' dialectic on the Three Sexes, The Cosmic Union of Man and Woman as a befitting Syphilitic Biological Warfare blanket to spread over the width breadth of our 'mutual following' (I believe the phrase is OOMF? You are, my only OOMF,) our 'Mutual Agreement' and 'Relationship' as stated. As obviously, the double nature is that of the one true real existence. For art their not these concepts sprinkled throughout all of the now defunct philosophies of aeons past? The concept of yin versus yang? The divine masculine and feminine? But I digress. #Plato #PartyofTwo
Achieving all new disgusting levels of heinous super ego at the exact same time as I begin drowning in self-loathing. Maybe if I focus hard enough I can explode my own brain with sheer willpower.
Some of us are more special than others.
Unrelated to any of that, I have an unwrapped slice of American cheese waiting for you at the office with absolutely nothing betwixt its folded layers.
My father who art on Deltrius, hallow be thy shades, thy kingdom hath come, but thy art not done spouting menial bullshit on main? Don’t you have a narrative to dip your well-manicured phalanges into, subjects in which you must stir and rattle their brain cortexes into disrepair? #Yourlaunderingisat95%completion #Correction #Processing #96.8567557%
alternian psycho one of my favvorites hes just like me
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