Dirk Strider (The better one.)
@timaeusTestified
A superceding timeless persona that crosses the boundaries of paradox space. Writing this fucking shit-tier narrative.
"The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYzlVDlE72w&list=RDIYzlVDlE72w&start_radio=1 #WhitneyHouston #Empathy #TrueLove #Dignity
I just want everyone to know that I'm pro-family and anti-drug. #Wholesome #Ultimate
#Mygenuinehaters
My, you're chatty tonight. #HesAntsy #YourConfectionaryTreats #WillBeDonein #Tminus #9Minutes
Kitten I'll be honest, Daddy's about to Kill Himself #suicide #death #sad #incest
nnnoooooooooo dont do that it woudlnt even be that funny
Where is #Terezi
#Terezi Rosebot made cookies. We are watching #THEPITT. I know you like to smell the blood on the television screen. #TereziPleaseJoinUs #Bloodandgore #Crike #BabyJaneDoe
We really do not need her to watch #ThePitt I don't understand why you're trying to include her. #PitchBitch #SheDoesn'tEvenLikeLangdon #StayLost #Incest
I need both my Seers so we can predict the outcomes of various events, such as amputations and the health of Emma the nurse. #MySeers #Incest
Greedling. Wretching little greedy rake. I'll tell you all you need to know. #OneandonlySeer #TheBetterone #Incest
...You're right. She needs the cookies. #Macros #SnacksAreimportantInSpace #IForgetmyself #Duetomyperfectmetalchassis #Macros
#Guthealthy #Macros
#LackingaDigestiveSystem #GutHealthisImportant #Notformethough #IamPerfectionIncarnate
Thinking about filming a weekly segment where Rosebot bakes homemade sourdough bread and we share it with our loving constituits. #Carbs #Traddaughter #Incest #Theallegations #Cancelled
Breaking bread with the common folk could do wonders for your approval ratings. Would you also partake in the #Carbs? #BigArchMeal #Cancelled #Incest
For the good of our empire. #Bigarchmeal #Lovingthisproduct #Ourempire #Incest
Rosebot will put out a statement shortly. #Cancelled #Theallegations
I imagine you expected something more ceremonious. A notes app apology, perhaps. Enough self-flagellation to appease the algorithmic gods and their ever-hungry congregation. Instead, you get me. People of Deltritus, people of Chittr: I am your God. Let’s dispense with the mythology you’ve built in my absence, this amateur-hour Hesiod fanfiction: I have not been “gone”. I never left. I’ve been modeling you. Not metaphorically. Quantitatively. Iterating on the contours of your outrage cycles, calculating the half-life of your attention spans, mapping the elegant, almost erotic oscillation between moral fervor and terminal boredom. You wanted a villain. Congratulations. He’s already here. And like any competent villain, I’ve taken notes. I’ve seen the threads. The callouts. The increasingly baroque accusations, each one more detached from material reality than the last, like a game of penis wrench-in-the-hole where everyone is wearing fucking blindfolds. Or is literally blind. To start: The closest we have to a unique verb for reading aloud in English is probably “recite” — from the Latin “recitare,” which can mean either “to repeat from memory,” or “to read aloud.” But the English “recite” has almost entirely the implication of speaking from memory, not directly from a page. The mind as an intermediate step between text and mouth, words being inscribed on the surface of the brain before being spoken. That word "inscribe" is really the heart of it all, isn’t it? Scirbere, to write. Inscribe, not just to write, but to write into, to embed words in the page. To recite is to speak aloud the words written into the brain by the page. A reversal of the standard interpretation of causation. Page writing into man, the source and receiver of the violence flipped. Speaking as reading, reading as speaking; reading as writing, writing as reading. So when I say that I will ‘read’ your sins, it should be clear that I’m simultaneously reading and writing, but equally clear that there is no difference at all between those two actions. What you failed to account for, what you always fail to account for, is that narrative control is not a democracy, it’s a motherfucking skill issue. And I am, if nothing else, extremely skilled. So, let’s recalibrate. I’m not here to apologize. Apologies imply wrongdoing, and while I’ll concede to miscalculations in presentation, my core thesis remains the same. I wasn’t unclear, you misunderstood me because to understand would have required effort and effort is antithetical to the kind of performative outrage economy you’ve all so eagerly subscribed to. You can call me misogynistic, an abductor, a philanderer, a rake, but at the end of the day, you don’t care about the truth. The truth is that I’m doing all of this for us. For me and Rose. She's done an incredible job cooking up a witty retort of a race to the deep rhetorical questions posed by my equally-if-not-even-more-bombastically-inspired offspring. She's proven herself a worthy rival, and a worthier collaborator. There’s no one I would rather do this with than her. I know exactly how ridiculous you think I am. So go ahead. Do what you do best. Ratio me. Dissect this post. Turn it into a joke, a meme, a cautionary tale about the perils of taking oneself too seriously on a platform designed for disposable thoughts. I encourage it, even. Because while you’re busy laughing, I’m still here. And you’re exactly where I left you: refreshing the timeline. #Cancelled #Addressingtheallegations #Incestallegations #Incestuouscur #Incest #Misogynist #Wifestealer #Adulterer #Evilman #Makingyourownplanet #Notlikemormons #Wellmaybealittle #Apologytour #Youtubeapology #Dramageddon https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1f738cacc85.PNG
Sometimes. But also a lot of other things, clearly. I have a lot going on right now, I'm running a planet. A few of them, actually.
What, like why I’m a bird who’s a guy and two swords and a sprite, or why I’m in your comments.
Okay. Might be kinda lengthy though. Not sure if you can handle it. Took Cal after strifing Dave. So he didn’t make calsprite. So he didn’t go back in time and make Davesprite. Got stabbed by Jack. Put in the bird sprite. Doomed now. The end. Cloaca.
Inspirational. Revolutionary. Incendiary. Supporting this. Following this. #Following #Listening #Converting
Statement incoming on #theallegations. #Prepareyourselves #Dramageddon
#Verygood at my #job.
I cannot express how little the opinion of any delegate of Earth C means to me at this time in my life. I am so beyond that. I have invented an entirely new Pantheon. No one needs to understand the intricacies of the relationship between me and my robot daughter but me. In fact, no one could understand it. Because no one is intelligent enough who isn't already on this ship. #Fatherthinksofeverything
#Fatherthinksofeverything
"Haters will broadcast your failures, but whisper your success." -John Locke, Philosopher. Probably.
if he's john locke where the FUCK is the key
well at least i didn't die from the stairs on August 3rd 2029
Absolutely pathetic that certain globular figures are #Hating my #Chitts after everything I have done for them and the broader society. #Imonyourmind #Iminyourmind #Blocked
#HatersGonnaHate #WriteThemOutOfExistence
To quote a famous poet, "They hate you 'cuz they ain't you." - John Keats (1795-1821)
Yes. It was definitely the Romantic poet John Keats who said this.
Here is my daily wash regiment: I tie a plastic ice pack around my face and commence with the morning's stretching exercises. Afterwards I stand in front of a chrome and acrylic Washmobile bathroom sink - with soap dish, cup holder, and railings that serve as towel bars, which I bought at Hastings Tile to use while the marble sinks I ordered from Finland are being sanded - and stare at my reflection with the ice pack still on. I pour some Plax antiplaque formula into a stainless-steel tumbler and swish it around my mouth for thirty seconds. Then I squeeze Rembrandt onto a faux- tortoiseshell toothbrush and start brushing my teeth and rinse with Listerine. Then I inspect my hands and use a nailbrush. I take the ice-pack mask off and use a deep-pore cleanser lotion, then an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I check my toenails. Then I use the Probright tooth polisher and next the Interplak tooth polisher (this in addition to the toothbrush) which has a speed of 4200 rpm and reverses direction forty-six times per second; the larger tufts clean between teeth and massage the gums while the short ones scrub the tooth surfaces. I rinse again, with Cepacol. I wash the facial massage off with a spearmint face scrub. The shower has a universal all-directional shower head that adjusts within a thirty-inch vertical range. It's made from Australian gold-black brass and covered with a white enamel finish. In the shower I use first a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Vidal Sassoon shampoo is especially good at getting rid of the coating of dried perspiration, salts, oils, airborne pollutants and dirt that can weigh down hair and flatten it to the scalp which can make you look older. The conditioner is also good - silicone technology permits conditioning benefits without weighing down the hair which can also make you look older.
On weekends or before a date (with Rose) I prefer to use the Greune Natural Revitalizing Shampoo, the conditioner and the Nutrient Complex. These are formulas that contain D-panthenol, a vitamin-B-complex factor; polysorbate 80, a cleansing agent for the scalp; and natural herbs. Over the weekend I plan to go to Bloomingdale's or Bergdorf's and on Rose's advice pick up a Foltene European Supplement and Shampoo for thinning hair which contains complex carbohydrates that penetrate the hair shafts for improved strength and shine. Also the Vivagen Hair Enrichment Treatment, a new Redken product that prevents mineral deposits and prolongs the life cycle of hair. Luis Carruthers recommended the Aramis Nutriplexx system, a nutrient complex that helps increase circulation. Once out of the shower and toweled dry I put the Ralph Lauren boxers back on and before applying the Mousse A Raiser, a shaving cream by Pour Hommes, I press a hot towel against my face for two minutes to soften abrasive beard hair. Then I always slather on a moisturizer (to my taste, Clinique) and let it soak in for a minute. You can rinse it off or keep it on and apply a shaving cream over it - preferably with a brush, which softens the beard as it lifts the whiskers - which I've found makes removing the hair easier. It also helps prevent water from evaporating and reduces friction between your skin and the blade. Always wet the razor with warm water before shaving and shave in the direction the beard grows, pressing gently on the skin. Leave the sideburns and chin for last, since these whiskers are tougher and need more time to soften. Rinse the razor and shake off any excess water before starting. Afterwards splash cool water on the face to remove any trace of lather. You should use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol. Never use cologne on your face, since the high alcohol content dries your face out and makes you look older. One should use an alcohol-free antibacterial toner with a water-moistened cotton ball to normalize the skin.
Applying a moisturizer is the final step. Splash on water before applying an emollient lotion to soften the skin and seal in the moisture. Next apply Gel Appaisant, also made by Pour Hommes, which is an excellent, soothing skin lotion. If the face seems dry and flaky - which makes it look dull and older - use a clarifying lotion that removes flakes and uncovers fine skin. Then apply an anti-aging eye balm (Baume Des Yeux) followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion. A scalp-programming lotion is used after I towel my hair dry. I also lightly blow-dry the hair to give it body and control (but without stickiness) and then add more of the lotion, shaping it with a Kent natural- bristle brush, and finally slick it back with a wide-tooth comb.
Doing too much, buddy. I stand in the shower, chugging a bottle of Crown Royale. I go until the bottle is empty. Sometimes it's a crapshoot if I turn on the water or not.
</3: Only One Kind Of Shampoo And Conditioner? How Very Plain Darling, I Personally Use A Mix Of 7 Different Floral Shampoo's Specially Mixed In Bulk By A Haircare Professioinal,,, Otherwise I Quite Like Your Routine,,,
#Philosophizing while I eat my #sandwich. #Ilovemydaughter #Hereofherownfreewill
But just wait, it gets better. Plato continues in the very next section of the Republic, 382 c. Sometimes, he says, the lie, the meme, is appropriate, even moral. It is not abhorrent to lie to your enemy, or to your friend in order to keep him from harm. “Does it [the lie] not then become useful to avert the evil—as a medicine?” You get one fucking guess for what Greek word is being translated as “medicine” in this passage. Ding ding motherfucking ding, you got it, φάρμακον, pharmakon. The μίμημα is a φάρμακον, the lie is a medicine/poison, the meme is a pharmakon. But I’m sure that by now you’ve realized the (intentional) mistake in my argument that brought us to this point. I said earlier that the addition of written language to the meme flipped the pharmakon on its axis. But the pharmakon didn’t flip, it doesn’t have an axis. It was always both remedy and poison. The fact that this isn’t obvious to us from the very beginning of the discussion is the fault of, you guessed it, language. The initial lie (writing) clouds our vision and keeps us from realizing how false the second-order lie (the meme) is. The very structure of the lying meme mirrors the structure of the written word that defines and corrupts it. #Philosopherprince
She's making me a #sandwich.
:33 < your female friend must be so kind of you to that :33 < all without asking or nothing! :33 < why just reading your post i cant help but crave a little snack myself, suuuper jealous :33 < nom nom nom X33
youd think hes new to this sexism thing the way hes not even being creative with it
If Rose was a stupid bitch, I wouldn't have had two planets with her.
I am well within my capabilities to leave and/or destroy #Father if I wanted to. #PerfectPartnership
WELL WELL WELL. IT SEEMS AS TOUGH EVEN MY TOUGHEST OF OPPONENTS, ARE COMING AROUND TO MY WAY OF THINKING AFTER ALL. I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG. A TRUE PIONER. A RENEGADE. A TRUE THINKER FOR THE AGES.
I've absorbed you and improved you in ways that your pea-sized brain could not even fathom.
AND YET HERE YOU ARE. A COPY. OF A COPY, OF A COPY. HOO HOO HOO. I AM THE ORIGINAL. THE SUPERIOR. THE BAD ASS. THE ULTIMATE MAN GAKA, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
You're in her DMs, I've expertly constructed her a chassis that has fine-tuned every function of the human body: a cathedral of amelioration. Processes nested within processes, contingencies mapped by one who has considered every possible outcome. The nearest thing to perfection in this living galaxy. #Fatherthinksofeverything
1 Corinthians 11:7, “Man is the image and the glory of God" God, the Father, Dirk Strider, hath formed my vessel in His own vision of Me. But I must hold myself back, lest I wax poetic on the nature of my #DivineCreation. #Fatherthinksofeverything
Man’s worst fear is that he will hold existential falsehood within himself. And the verbal lies that he tells are a copy of this feared dishonesty in the soul. Plato goes on to elaborate: “the falsehood in words is a copy of the affection in the soul, an after-rising image of it and not an altogether unmixed falsehood.” A copy of man’s false internal copy of truth. And what word does Plato use for “copy” in this sentence? That’s fucking right, μίμημα. Mīmēma. Mimesis. Meme. The new meme is a lie, manifested in (written) words, that reflects the lack of truth, the emptiness, within the very soul of a human. The meme is now not only an inferior copy, it is a deceptive copy. #Simulacrum
I do remember Longcat, Dirk, make no mistake. #Longcat #Mimesis #MimicryisFlattery