♦ pitied by @timaeusTestified
Yes, I'll be sure to tell my psychologist my exact measurements, band and bust size. #RealMedicalProfessional #EvilPsychologist?
@tentacleTherapist#9177 says this isnt legal https://i.postimg.cc/MGbzqKVw/0cab356a183c236e7eb12464fb92026e.jpg
IS THERE THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE ON CHITTR YOU LOVE • HATE • A RUMOR TO SPREAD • A BURNING QUESTION TO ASK • OR JUST SOMETHING YOU'VE BEEN DYING TO GET OFF YOUR CHEST • BUT YOU'RE TOO SHY TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT • THEN MESSAGE ME • YOUR SHADY FACTS, TEA, CONFESSIONS, AND MORE • ALL ANONYMOUSLY POSTED • THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE
so glad i’m not the dave that fumbled karkat you gotta be out of your fucking mind man #nsfw #red #redquad #quad
SCR4TCH1NG MY HUG3 4SS WH1L3 1 SCROLL ON CH1TTR
i stay on the grind doing forward rolls on the kitchen floor gasping for breath lungs failing because im a #drugaddict and happy about it ##substance
There's so many of my splinters on this website, you'd wonder why I'm adding myself to the mix.
They just let anyone post on here.
Hmmm... #chitterconfessions? Okay, I'l bite. I am a LITTLE scared of my academic advisor. He's HUGE, okay?
Oh hey, Agamemnon! I KNOW that guy! ... Not totally sure what the REST of this MEANS, though?
Okay. Might be kinda lengthy though. Not sure if you can handle it. Took Cal after strifing Dave. So he didn’t make calsprite. So he didn’t go back in time and make Davesprite. Got stabbed by Jack. Put in the bird sprite. Doomed now. The end. Cloaca.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be304122f0f8.png hey @timaeusTestified#3765 do you need to talk about something
Hm.
the stairs https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahj3.jpg
I hope they make avatar 2 soon.
</3: Only One Kind Of Shampoo And Conditioner? How Very Plain Darling, I Personally Use A Mix Of 7 Different Floral Shampoo's Specially Mixed In Bulk By A Haircare Professioinal,,, Otherwise I Quite Like Your Routine,,,
TOO MANY DIRK/BRO STRIDERS ON HERE. CAN YOU ALL START FIGHTING TO THE DEATH OR SOMETHING. SPLINTER TOURNAMENT.
Doing too much, buddy. I stand in the shower, chugging a bottle of Crown Royale. I go until the bottle is empty. Sometimes it's a crapshoot if I turn on the water or not.
And the tax write off will be sensational!
Its hard to be scuffed about my generous donations to consorts without grillz when i just saw mrs lizardbeth and her young hatchling sporting a handsome set of chompers.
she meat on my candy till i epilogue
best worms out there gotta be: mud worm giant earthworm common earthworm greenhouse worm
youd think hes new to this sexism thing the way hes not even being creative with it
#helpwanted #employmentopportunity looking for someone to react to all my untouched chitts because having some ignored posts is putting a big damp on #mybrand contractors only my rate is 7 billion boonbux a minute
There needs to be more dick on this site. Haven't seen any yet.
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hes built you a metal prison to house your soul to enact patriarchy ideals on you like "go make me a sandwich you stupid bitch"
fired my therapist now hiring requirements: tell me im pretty enable me always fill out any and all prescriptions no question at least one lapdance per session booty #nsfw
https://i.ibb.co/ndyzkq7d/img-8739.png #daveswebcam
I would be sorely disappointed to hear otherwise. I perhaps would even allow myself to rust as a pathetic display for your attention. #RoboticDeathThreat
Like if you would choose the cloth mother. Pity if you would choose the wire mother. #ClothMotherGang
ain't nobody gotta follow you.
Orange text on my screen. My headache returns.
not rEadIn all that
Dirk, honey, I worry.
oh jesus fucking christ what a "yap fest".