SAW-SCALE.
@timeslotTestification
Coolest dragon on the entire damn continent.
I got decapitatted. But I'm better now.
I said I got better.
A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.
Thanks, Prince Bitch Idiot.
Saw-scale pointed out that my profile is cropped wrong and from here on out i will be ignoring it!
Dude. You gotta fix it. Your whole fuckin' nose is cropped outta the damn photo.
...Don't call me that.
2 all the swordsmen out there: r u a thrusting kinda guy or do u actually prefer edging?? #suggestive
I personally prefer edging.
I don't care for sex in the traditional sense (Though I am, on occasion, appealed by the idea of fucking him stupid. He's got all that ass for a solid reason), I'm more drawn to the thrill of beating the shit out of him until he has to tap out. No sex, not even a little kissing. Just a dude making a bloody mess of another dude. #violence #nsfwe
I gotchu.
Hell yes.
Anyway, #horse.
Horse.
Neigh.
Neigh.
... Are all hals this frustrating.
Yes. Very.
I don't understand this 'heart player' 'prince class' shit everyone keeps askin' me about. Anyone wanna explain?
i (an! so pla7ers of the game get a heroi( role. it's made up of a (lass {prin(e, in 7our (ase} and an aspe(t {heart, in 7our (ase}. the aspe(t (orresponds to what fa(et of realit7 7ou deal with, and the (lass is how 7ou deal with it. heart is the aspe(t of identit7, the self, souls, and who and what people are. prin(e is a destro7er. a(tivel7, dire(tl7, b7 their own hand, (ons(iousl7 destro7ing.
I see. So, essentially, I destroy heart?
or destro7 with heart
I see. Hm.
if 7ou're not pla7ing the game, it's barel7 more than trivia, reall7
Me and my friends are supposed to get this game alpha soon. Called something like S'CALE?
oh. welp! haven't heard it being (alled that before. added to the spreadsheet. on(e i start making it. well, he7! 7ou're ahead of the (urve, knowing what 7ou do
Cool, cool. Thanks for the help.
The urge to bury myself deep in someone right now.
I am.
Hell yes.
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Make sure the regex is on top of your other quirks. Like this.
==>It is.
Show me what you see when you edit the quirk. I can help you figure out what's up.
==>Wait, it was the wrong slash. I'm just stupid, apparently.
Haha. I did that too. Don't worry.
I'm not sure I like being in C tier, by the way. I don't have a single damn clue what that means, but with the power of common fucking sense, I'm certain it's nothing good. F tier motherfuckers out there got it good.
I'm in B. I'm so fucking scared.