♣ mediated by @tipsyGuy
pities and mediates... womp womp. :(
you know i think womp womp is helping me. i don't have to talk about the thing i'm thinking about, i just get to be disappointed about it. my mysteries...

HOW TF DO I MUTE A POST.

wwhen im havvin a shit day i can alwways count on chittr to make it wworse

my ass is literally avwesome. youre all just jealous freaks vwith unrealistic body expectations for men. this is vwhy beforus needs meninism, the female gaze is poisoning all your pans and making you ignore the beauty before you ie my ass.
in troll greece your indigo bodyguard wwill suddenly pull you into a cholerbear hug in public but since youre a socially awwkwward autistcel you stand there stiff as a board wwithout sayin anythin then the vvideo a you twwo hits the splinternet an suddenly evveryone an their lusus are throwwin gay accusations at you

-Eelmao

