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I'm straight up Dirking it. And by it I mean H.A.L. He/Him gay homo queer Ranch saga extraordinaire. // Pfp done by @ro3dkill on tumblr ooc account: @jDooc
I need to get that bitch a cannon—bitches love cannons.
I think you are ruining my ability to read actually.
I like girls, boys, and just about anything in between. World’s too strange and too short to be picky about who catches your eye. #FUNFACT
So true.
You people don't understand I need to get him pregnant. #NSFW
Imagine "Let me be clear" before this.
Why are so many people using Spotify rn?
because it’s better than pandora. like so much better… and you can port all your stuff over from pretty much any app and it will set it all up.
i was just giving an answer. as someone who use to use pandora, spotify has been a lot better.
Sometimes I feel like laughing like a mad scientist. If you're near the DoD lab and hear maniacal laughing? No, you didn't.
That is wild.
There's context that I will not be providing.
Trollbama wanting to scare people: Uhh lemme see fear.
Let me be clear, I will not be changing my "quirk" to begin every Chitt with "let me be clear" but I do find the concept amusing.
This would be hilarious.
Trollbama talking to his lawyer: Uhh I wanna be in the clear.
Trollbama at a bar: Uhh lemme have beer #substance
That one's true actually.
I think Trollbama is Gojo.
I'm not sure what this means, but I think it is likely a compliment?
... Thank you?
Yep. Drinkin’ again. #substance #suggestive https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/artifactResult_digicamfx-original-2026-05-19T00-40-54.jpg
Me too.
My worst fear is getting an ingrown toenail
Genuinely rn even thinking about getting one has me anxious.
Also I think toes and feet in general are so important to walk and shit so it's really anxiety inducing. What if they gotta cut the whole toe off yk?
UUGH YOURE SSCARING MEEEE....... i need tthosse tthangss.... for walkin', you ssee...