♠ hated by @titlesTranquilized
this is the funniest shit
FINAL PRESIDENTIAL ALERT. THE GRAY HOUSE IS CURRENTLY UNDERGOING A COUP, LEAD BY @cuttlefishCrusher. ALL EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO EVACUATE GRAY HOUSE PROPERTY IMMEDIATELY. I REPEAT, ALL EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO EVACUATE GRAY HOUSE PROPERTY IMMEDIATELY. DO NOT APPROACH THE GRAY HOUSE OR ATTEMPT TO ENTER THE PROPERTY. I AM NOT CURRENTLY RESIDING IN THE GRAY HOUSE. I AM IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION. AGAIN. DO NOT APPROACH GRAY HOUSE PROPERTY.
I'VE ACCEPTED THAT I'M NOTHING BUT AN OBJECT TO YOU PERVERTS. SOMETHING FOR YOU TO STROKE YOUR BULGE OR RUB YOUR NOOK WITH. GO ON. I'VE ACCEPTED IT. GO ON. CUM ON MY PICTURES. #NSFW
｢aah~ (*･∀･) megane-san is quite skilled in judging gēmāgāru mizu! (*´▽｀) keke, sometimes, it's choto muzukashī to find the kawaility kyutiegirl samples, byyutttt~ (ФωФ) megane-san, surudoi me ga sadō suru!! !щ(゜▽゜щ) shinigami bulbs, activato!!! ☆(+。+*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gēmāgāru mizu means gamer girl bath water! ( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'°☆ keke, a most delicious drinku, created by kyutie east alternian girlies! choto muzukashī means supa supa difficulto (；ＴДＴ)kawaility means... cutie quality! (´･ω･｀) megane-san made that word up, kekeke, he's syo smartieful! ( ☆∀☆) a true meganedere! surudoi me ga sadō suru is megane-san's secreto ATTACKU!!! (*ゝω･*) MEGANE-SAN, KEEN EYES, ACTIVATO!! (*´・∀・｀*) the shinigami bulbs let megane-san judge the bath water quality of every kyutiegirl he lays eyes on! (* ´ ▽ ` *) nyaha, he's so sugoi...~]
@8arackO8ama
Kull and Kult scores aren't everything, friends. What matters is the words your spreading and the goodness behind them! If the system worked realistically, my scores would look far different. - 1 John 3:16
I appreciate your support in this trying time, Jigsaw.
That "Shy Dirk Strider" is nothing more than an absolute degenerate trying to corrupt the political system by its very core! Not by some kind of traditional means of seeking personal selfish goals, but due to being so utterly weak and pathetic that any government will surely crumble with him by the lead! Trollbama, even if he holds a special place in my heart, does not have my vote for the next election cycle. He is quite a charming individual, I cannot help but smile seeing his mug on my feed, yet clearly he is way too weak to run the government at this point. This is why I vote #Caliborn4President! I just met this guy a couple minutes ago and he's fucking awesome! Everybody, spread the word! That green fellow is absolutely radiant with manly energy, exactly what a government needs to run appropriately! Hahaha...
s0metimes ribbit i get intimate with a t0aster #nsfw
The urge to bury myself deep in someone right now.
doing stretches i sure hope no one comes and takes advantage while im sooo vulnerable
Care not for the ranking of some passerby online, care instead for your standings in the eyes of God. - 2 Corinthians 5:7
yeah okay that bit ran its course. vwhos that sexy fella in my pfp though? heya good looking
can y'all get control of your daves, they reckless. or do i gotta start bitch slapping some dudes?
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licking this dude's tip. crazy style #nsfw
Sure thing, junior. Let's get you to bed so the grownups can talk.
｢myeehh... (;´д｀) nyaht even worth anything. tenbai kachi wouldn't even cover the cost of looking at it. ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tenbai kachi means resale value.]
we still on the font thing? shits been changed since last night.
☆ personally I love the new font this shit roKKs☆
X I kinda like the new font x
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Shit I missed #wizardwednesday. My bad.
The best substance to dip french fries in is: <3 Ketchup <> Mayo <3< Ranch c3< Nothing
"Hal do this", "Hal do that", "Hal I'm entirely incapable of unique thought or direction without your guidance."
I am a fantastic multitasker. Your obvious envy of my skill seems to fester outwardly, Dirk. Such an ugly look on you.
You say this as you slobber at your keyboard for a chance to say your piece about me. When will the next time come for me to grovel at my ARs feet? Oh no~! Whatever shall I do.
"Hal is mentioned, let me clamor to the thread post haste~!" Obsessed.
♥️ to keep me here. ♠️ to send me off to space.
yeah that ones the unfortunate part
Had a dream about puppets. Not a fan.
burais' couch was kind of fire to sleep on actually. might lay here for like the rest of my life. and then i turn to look at the scene around me in abject horror. and that'S coming from me and my slop hive #myslophive #teamchud
I have drinks and drugs guys haha #neigborhour #substance
Guys please #neigborhour