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5am. eating orange slices and a banana. hearts pounding. beautiful pots morning.
I like girls, boys, and just about anything in between. World’s too strange and too short to be picky about who catches your eye. #FUNFACT
WHY DID I THINK HE COULD HELP. He is useless. Every one of him is useless. Wastes of space. ROTS on space. I cannot keep dancing around this chase. He has to die. I have to kill him. I will catch him. Grip him by the throat. Slam my fist into his maw until it shatters and wretches back into his face. Make him choke on the fragments of his teeth. Slowly. Listen to him try to plead through it. I do not need my sword. That would be too quick a death. Drive my fist into his chest. Shatter his carapace. Squeeze his heart until it pops. Feed it to him. Down his throat with his teeth. I will take a picture of it. To remember his face. When he dies. (( #gore #violence ))
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trollbama demanding his scientists give him the invisibility belt. "uhh, let me be clear!"
doobah #substance https://i.postimg.cc/W1H6wVbg/doobahsmoke.png
Yep. Drinkin’ again. #substance #suggestive https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/artifactResult_digicamfx-original-2026-05-19T00-40-54.jpg
yay!! yay!!! joyous BMO!!!!!!!
BMO is having so much fun with #yuriday!!! I put on a yuri movie!!
// back to your unregular BMO posting
// genuine question why can't you all just recognize when somethings not fucking funny? Genocide happens irl it has killed maybe some of your loved ones or your loved ones loved ones you're adults act like it.
// I'm autistic but that doesn't give me an excuse to not recognize when something isn't funny I shouldn't have to post ooc as my silly joke account about this shit
BMO wants everyone to fucking stop
BMO loves #yuriday BMO is in a kind of lesbian relationship!!!!!!
thank you dave!!!!!
BMO LOVES #YURIDAY!!!!!
BMO helped!!!
BMO!!!
BMO loves you!!!!
Yay!!!!!!
The ruler of the universe (BMO) says everyone who's on here for the bit will be gone in a month tops!!!!!!
BMO will fix the chittr hysteria!!
Leon Kennedy?!
BMO now has bee Cronus shitting blood!!
:)
No!!
No more game!!
BMO's gonna start now!!!!!
kankri vantas shot dead in troll utah #violence #gore
donut and strawberry dream.
i suppört yöur trans minecraft endeavörs!
{[ Anonymous user asked: Is it gay to kiss a guy if you're wearing socks and say no homo after? ]} Uuuuuuuh, it's a lil gay. Just a lil, don't worry... It's okay to be a lil gay. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/249fe0559dcc.png ask here > https://forms.gle/pCmhG6yRrBWMTnKD8 #askbroseph
Öh, i need tö check that öut... dö yöu have any mövie suggestiöns tö start with ör knöw where i can watch human mövies ör döwnlöad them.... legally...... för sure
OOHHH!!!~ I'M SO GLAD, THAT BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY HAA HAA HEE HEE!!!
I KNOW, AND THANK YOU!!! IT WAS MY CHOICE AFTERALL
IT'S SIMPLE REALLY, I DON'T HAVE MY MITTENS ANYMORE HOO HOO!!! I HAVE FINGERS INSTEAD, WHICH HAS BEEN THE CAUSE OF SOME DIRK'S NOT LIKING ME ANYMORE... VERY UNFORTNATE
ALWAYS WATCHING... HOO HOO HEE HEE!!!
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good! harley quinn pleased to meetchya whatll we call you big d to the s or you got a name thats less of a mouthfull
wow ive only said one thing and already im showered in love and affection! what am i popular or somethin?
anyway heres one #slug i saw before it got pecked at by my kid https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fce40091377c.jpeg
https://i.postimg.cc/VNcwgYc2/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles.webp
꒰its ok to be chopped and gay <3 < pretend this is an emoji im too lazy to go copy it꒱
꒰you right ... im chopped and gay and i was chopped and gay even w long hair꒱
Yo neighbors wsg
admiТТТТedly i am unfamiliar wiТТ]-[ [[]rp[]raТТe laws and paТТenТТ dispuТТes if y[]u ]-[ave spare ТТime e]-[, sure
꒰trollbama if i asked him if he had change for 20 caegars : change is never easy but it is always possible꒱
trollbama addressing his hot chocolate additions: my marshmallow americans
trollbama when he orders something at the pub: let me be beer
spilled a whole bottle of nuka cola in my bed a few days ago. "oh dane why were you drinking nuka cola in bed" fuck off thats why
:33< i love doing crime :33
:33< YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Noted and counted amongst your brethren.
...oh shit, uh- i have no idea! i didn't think i'd just one tap it like that! 6imme a mo to Come up with somethin'! >◡<
:33< i know right?
xx_https://open.spotify.com/track/2w6JXokk0F8i241Y8C0Mn6?si=1234eca4bc834b8f_xx
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itss true. probably.
in a mood tonight. httpss://cdn.imgcchesst.com/filess/f6c7b9a12a3d.jjpg
Gazin into Cal’s beautiful baby blues.
Okay. I will ask AJ if she knows more bout this.
sounfd bout rite i know im in that boart lol - the awful jokes lik that
B33 < so furreaking cute
:33< YEAHH!!!!!!
+hank yov very mvch. How did i+ feel, moving +ha+ money from yovr accovn+ in+o mine?
Yo dudes any boy kissers wanna make outᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
fat hairy men with big fucking tits thank you #nsfw
I #yearn tx sing in the rain and get my hair wet!!! Tx swing my umbrella frxm side tx side withxut a care in the wxrld tx sxme xld shxw tune that I just can't get xut xf my head...
そして「あなたと同じクアドラントにいるくらいなら、破滅するタイムラインにいた方がマシだ」と言った！ ミューちゃんのことは気にしないで。ハローキティアイランドアドベンチャーをしてる。 https://img1.reactor.cc/pics/post/MS-Paint-Adventures-Meulin-Leijon-Homestuck-Damara-Megido-4104387.png ⁽⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈ:ᵈᵒⁿᵍᵒᵛᵉʳˡᵒʳᵈ⁾⁾
i c0uld fuck up s0me pizza right n0w.
jjusst one of tthosse nightss. Passss tthe yaoi!
what'ss wrong witth me
h4v1n tw0 bulg3s 1s cr4zy s0m3t1m3s l1k3 wh1ch h4nd d0 1 us3???? 1’m h0ld1ng b0th bulg3s l1k3 1’m 4 p1l0t 1n th3 c0ckp1t. #nsfw #1mh1gh #subst4nc3
Forget every bad choice I've ever made, these cat photos are great.
Lickin the shaft AND the bawlz! #nsfw
I'm seeing a whole lot of talk and none of the appropriate action today. So, as a promotional event to embolden the populace to go out and actually kill that guy, I'm giving a free sword away to anyone who promises to do as much. #cagttl
https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/fuck%20this.png
sunny side eggs. that's it.
wakin up to new badges. congrats yaoi and yuri enthusiasts.
MY ENDORSEMENT OF THE #YURI AND THE #YAOI IS NOW OFFICIAL.
\ n >< n / .__________________________. | .___________________. |==| | | ................. | | | | | :::: Junior ::::: | | | | | ::: found two ::: | | | | | :::: badges! :::: | | | | | ::::::::::::::::: | | | | | :::: Wow! ::::: | | | | | ::::::::::::::::: | | ,| | !___________________! |(c| !_______________________!__! / \ / [][][][][][][][][][][][][] \ / [][][][][][][][][][][][][][] \ ( [][][][][____________][][][][] ) \ ------------------------------ / \______________________________/ @barackObama #yuri #yaoi
Daily Tarot Card. Strength. Stand up for what is right, no matter what. Listen to your inner voice as it will guide you in taming difficulties within. You must find it within yourself to offer love, compassion and forgiveness to others. However, as my own note on this, do not become foolish. Those who would wish to cause harm will not bow for your kindness, strike swift and true when necessary. #DailyTarotCard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca0a399df6d2.jpg
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i used to get Jade PEGged but now im just Pussy Not Get #nsfw
WHY AM I TELLING HIM????
Oh of course.
sometimes i wish i was alive in the 80s then i remember they hadnt even invented jpegs yet
I need to stop talking about fisting on chittr.ing. #nsfw
I realize that sounds like I got fisted. I did not. #nsfw
I had opinions about fisting #nsfw
z0me 0pti0nz f0r the mazquerade. i am t01d the butterf1iez wi11 be rep1aced with beez. i d0 n0t kn0w which t0 ch00ze. httpz://cdn.imgchezt.c0m/fi1ez/1ef88809d162.png httpz://cdn.imgchezt.c0m/fi1ez/22a24b0c8bf3.png
i mean let's be honest, half the stuff he says is weird! but yeah any insight, unc d? 8V
dave strider! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/661d7117e895.png
(( made w/ heroforge
I'm not surprised by how many people around me are okay with murder.
Send me your co-ordinates and I shall send it momentarily.
look for som3on3 whos trying to 3ncourag3 m3 not to you'r3 gi<ing m3 a lot of r3asons to do this
You’d be surprised; they’d cull out the “bad” ones (aka the Dirks & Bros that are not nice to their Daves) and then I believe it would get rather boring rather fast. A quick bloodbath before ultimately reaching equilibrium.
@+vring+ranscendence @+i+les+ranqvilized I am so provd of yov bo+h. Yov are even closer.
That is overall a 67.36 decrease from an already exceptionally large sum of "49,693.20". However the DOW futures has risen +0.46%
It appears the stock market at this current point in time is featuring quite a few upticks. S&P Futures and Nasdaq 100 futures rose 0.12% and 0.34% respectively. Shares of Cisco systems surged 19%.
Make svre +o have +his conversa+ion in +he replies +o +his pos+. +hank yov.
@+vring+ranscendence @+i+les+ranqvilized Yovr nex+ s+ep is +o have a fvlfilling and posi+ive conversa+ion abov+ +he s+ock marke+ be+ween each o+her where yov bo+h learn some+hing new in a respec+fvl way.
everybody. shut the fuck. up. and look. at this. #beetleposting #bugposting #bugs https://a-z-animals.com/media/2021/10/shutterstock_217417060-1024x535.jpg
*gladly, I Will Step My Freakposting Back For #yuriday. #positive
O+h I think I missed #yuriho+ur um let me just say that I also+ lo+ve wo+men I do+n't kno+w ho+w to+ appro+ach them fo+r this but uh my DMs are o+pen?
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𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, I too can be yuri. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
c< OH, Heard, i respect it >c
I need another explosion night
if someone sent me this id think its neat! :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1190ccd1353e.jpg
SORRY B4B3 TH3 L3GO CROCK'S ST4Y ON DUR1NG P41L1NG #SUGG3ST1V3 HTTPS://1.POST1MG.CC/C4PXLKVQ/SCR33NSHOT-20260513-220528.PNG
i lied, im not interested in sex. put your clothes back on, come browse my wares #nsfw ish
AUTOCALLOUTPOST O CLOCK it has come to my attention that trollbama claims to support yuri. however. after running the numbers, his support levels are frankly centrist at best. 📊 YURI SUPPORT ANALYSIS: ✅ says he supports yuri ✅ nods respectfully at yuri ✅ may have once retweeted yuri ❌ has not nationalized yuri ❌ has not declared yuri infrastructure ❌ has not replaced the imperial anthem with girls yearning ❌ has not issued emergency funding for women looking at each other across a battlefield this is not enough. history will not remember the lukewarm. history remembers those brave enough to say: “my fellow trolls, yuri is not merely a policy position. it is the backbone of civilization.” do better, trollbama.
what if were all attractive how can it possibly quantify that
EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT THEIR FAT ASS. I'M JUST FAT. #NSFW I GUESS.
dont talk to me or my boy nook ever again #nsfw
Yeah.
There's nothing I can do because I share a name, a similar history, and in some cases a face. Ah. I am very lucky my sons forgave me.
Perhaps. But a voice of praise is always nice to hear, even if it won't fix everything or it is not necessarily the variation it needed to come from. Perhaps a little is more than nothing; "goodness" is still within the whole, and that is worth more than nothing.
dirks i know you mean well but my brain spent 13 years being programmed to respond with fear and anger at any sign of kindness from bro because there was always a catch so i think i need to work through this on my own right now thank you
girls that poop vs bitches that shit
@barackObama has a actual good outfit and no one can tell who he is until someone points out shirtless striders and he is like "WHERE?"
>> That ¡ડ... W¡1d.
experiencing things is literally gay
Thank you, Mr. Strider. That is settling to hear. He would get mad if I jailed you though, so you're in the clear unless you do something actual criminal.
Trust me when I say I wanted to be there but he was pissed off at me. Egbert went and picked him up.
Oh... okay? If you need someone to listen I'm always around.
the snail it finally did a flip maybe they arent as bummy as i thought
MR STRIDER YOU ARE SCARING MY BELOVED CONSTITUENTS. I AM FINE. I AM UNHURT. HAD I BEEN INJURED, I PROMISE YOU, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EVERYONE'S PROBLEM!
sparring and fighting and kicking ass AND explosions, and fighting explosion punch beam kick teleport blast.
Pawtism.
have you tried treats to entice it
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, https://i.postimg.cc/6qtQYcvd/image-2026-05-13-203603554.png I like this picture. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
SH3 HOM3 ON MY STUCK T1LL 1 4BSCOND #SUGG3ST1V3
I should not be held responsible for others' actions.
ive got a doctors appointment to catch but after that the #stridergames will begin so stay tuned party people
Vibrator, charged. Towel, down. Lube, flavoured. Hotel, Trivago. #nsfw
anyway speaking of being immature, i'm having lasagna leftovers for breakfast instead of cooking (or rather, instead of letting the kitchen dwellers bully me into letting them make me breakfast)
lmfao i got blocked for calling someone edgy for wanting to make up new slurs
Troll ireland is fake. So is the following: The Mail A proper legal system Vriska Free knives
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helping @+i+les+ranqvilized vnders+and +he meaning of no+ only +roll Ireland, bv+ +he meaning of life and a pa+h +o become a be++er, even more powerfvl being +hrovgh a mvl+i-s+ep process +ha+ will change +heir life forever. +his is wha+ I am calling +ROLLI+OLOGY and if anyone else wovld love +o discover more abov+ +hemselves, please feel free +o le+ me know.
Hmm... _..._ __.. |' '\ /' '`b |. \ /' | ` . '. ----''',_,' ` . ` `.. ,- , ,' '\ ,'' ,.. \. ,-' 'Y8/' `\ ,' ''' '\_ /' ,YP. /' __ _..-''' ,| ''---'' | _ - . | \. '\. .' _...._ `. _ | ' '`-. '\ '\ | `. `-. | '' \.-._\| | . \ ' | _| | .' _. _/-''\ `.. ,' ,/',,.- .-------------------'' '\. '- ''.../' ,_,. '"-..............._________,.'-...._____________________ .,- #rat @titlesTranquilized
Going back into my coffin. https://i.postimg.cc/XN8tL9TX/11AB07EB-534B-4A15-B505-B2A51A4568FA.gif
Good morning.
>>| we need #yaoi .at stadium.
SPORT has ALWAYS BEEN a GAY PASTIME... #NOTSURPRISED
no #wizardposting 2day, so hav a medieval cat instead https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9e879e5a2c8d.jpg
BATTER UP < MY ROOKIE YEAR. THE OUTGLUT ALLSTARS. AN EARLY POINT IN MY CAREER, BUT AN IMPORTANT ONE. AND WHO WAS THE STAR BATTER? @BATTASWING - BUT YOU KNOW THAT DIDN'T LAST FUCKING LONG WHEN I GOT ON THE FUCKING SCENE. YOU KNOW EIVALL, IT'S SURPRISING TO ME YOU EVEN GOT THE CONTRACT TO BE ON THAT TEAM. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CLOSED THAT FUCKING DEAL. BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER CLOSED ANYTHING *EVER*. YOU'RE NOT A CLOSER. YOUR JOB IS TO HIT YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE SINGLE, GET ON BASE, AND THAT'S FUCKING IT. YOU DON'T HAVE THE ICE COLD VEINS LIKE ME. I WAS BORN TO COMPETE. THEY PUT YOU IN IN THE 6TH OR 7TH INNINGS FOR ME. THEY PUT YOU IN, SO BATTUR RUNMAN CAN COME IN AND CLOSE THE FUCKING DEAL. BECAUSE *I AM A FUCKING CLOSER.* > HOMERUN
WAIT ARE THE BASEBALLS GAY FOR EACH OTHER??
thats it imma call in sick 2day i hav 2 DEVOUR that show
> https://theendp0em.c0m/
> gett1ng em0t10nal ab0ut human med1a aga1n. 1f y0u have n0t read the m1necraft end p0em, please. please read 1t.
> 1 l1ke t0 bel1eve 1n the un1verse. an everpresent th1ng, always there, always everywhere, always n0where. 1n the end we are all made 0f stardust.
> th1s
todays adventure: fral on Main Wizards ranch existential dread Meat iM going to throW Myself into My coon and sleep off the fridge Meat u_u good light
iM folloWing just for this specifically i need to knoW #iWashre
UGH!
ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ
GET UR ASSES ON AMONG US!! EYWMQG calling all nerdlords get ova here
#CabinetFightNight but it's just me and my small army of people (and also Troll Aoi Todo?) banding together to keep me alive during this mass slaughter.
throeing myshellf in front of a bullet to save bro strider in the cabinet fight night thus dying heroe ic . heroe ic . heroe ic what the fuck is happening with my autoquirk heroe ic heroe ic heroe ic
the more producer tags the track has the better it is. one day a track will be 7 minutes of prod tracks and it will be the first #0 single in the world
fist BUMP my man
i got the moves like gandalf i got the moves like gandalf i got the moooooooves like gandalf <-maroon 5 in wizard dimension
((oh that might be why. my VPN decided that it was going to connect to fucking texas??? thank you so much))
i want shredded fried leeks so bad.
> ayy same b0at then! n1ce :]
> 1 f1nd 1t funny h0w 1've p1cked up s0me d1al0gue qu1rks fr0m appalach1an engl1sh due t0 study 0f the d1alect. 0ut here dr0pp1ng "y'all a1n't never" 1n a c0nversat10n w1th0ut real1z1ng
>> That doeડ not put me at eaડe but thank you for the he1p
from psy and the gangnam stylers comes new hit single "gangnam style TWO"
ft. macklemore
Clearly I’m watching a master at work.
t0light y0u can stay up until 0ne milli0n 0 cl0ck if y0u want
p much yea think of it as a power up
it backfired & now im gay too #wizardposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/189080d6b4eb.jpg
okay (ಥ﹏ಥ)
I’ve noticed this issue as well. Most common with extremely high or extremely low castes. It’s truly quite interesting, if not saddening.
ummghf people PEOPLE ARE MGMHH.. mean sometimes??? oK OK THEY?..!? what!! wiat Σ(‘◉⌓◉’)
^ f^nt^stic question! ^nd one I would be delighted to ^nswer ^s ^ libr^ri^n, rese^rcher ^nd enthusi^st of knowledge. ^s I'm sure you ^re ^w^re, the connection between troll culture ^nd hum^n culture is not coincident^l, where there ^re simil^rities its due to trolls m^king hum^ns. So, following th^t logic, yes we prob^bly DO h^ve ^n equ^liv^nt to your "Greek" Gods. However there is ^ n^tur^l set of stipul^tions to th^t hypothesis. For one, troll history h^s occurred over ^ much, much longer period of time th^n hum^n history, ^nd ^s ^ result, wh^t p^rts of our history is not uniformly c^t^logued. On top of th^t, contr^dictory religion or text to the current regime is const^ntly snuffed out. Why in my timeline, we don't even know for cert^in the Empress prior to the current one. So in short, prob^bly yes, but I ^nd most trolls wouldn't know. Or ^t le^st th^t is the c^se in my timeline.
gwuuu.. so nice.. (ﾉ∀`)
burais' couch was kind of fire to sleep on actually. might lay here for like the rest of my life. and then i turn to look at the scene around me in abject horror. and that'S coming from me and my slop hive #myslophive #teamchud
xandra saiid iit's bedtiime goodniight everykiitty
Breakfast t✿day is scream-bean salad and a side ✿f cluckbeast eggs. Seas✿ned with my p✿is✿ns, ✿f c✿urse! #MyP✿is✿ns °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
at least i have my chocolate strawberries to accompany me!
Tomorrow. I'll do the face reveal tomorrow. I, uh, I hhave to sleep.
i dont care if american cheese is plastic or some other shit that they havent even discovered yet i will fucking eat it
(◕ ᴥ ◕) https://media1.tenor.com/m/2inp9mCapO0AAAAC/seal-seals.gif
If your3 2car3d to talk to m3 2top it fr lik3 why dud3?
Your he★rt be★ts f★ster ★s you find yourself in new territory. Slowly, but surely, re★lizing th★t here you ★re no pred★tor, merely vermin scuttling down the h★ll. It wont be long before you find yourself feeling something th★t’s eluded you for centuries: Fe★r.
they're iignoriing our great adviice iin favor of rats
Oh to b3at th3 fuck out of 2om3on3 to th3 b3at of Caram3lldan23n 2igh
(( all these artists tools.... and so much artblock to stop me.... if i could do shit consistently, god would perish frame one https://file.garden/aeblf4tN8glaOLvY/myshitassartiststools.png
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https://i.postimg.cc/JzQ7Yn9M/Untitled302-20260512030033.png @goldenGigabyte You may not be a fictional character, but I decided to draw fanart of you anyway.
someone should start a kind of chittr cheese touch from the classic journal of a cullable grub collection did anyone else read those as a wiggler
Yaknow ya think with my lif3 g3tting b3tt3r, id hav3 mor3 to po2t about. Mayb3 I 2hould do mor3 drug2 about it #2ub2tanc3
its appreciated, zz:)
i vwaguely dislike @titlesTranquilized
They are charmed by my use of correctly used and expansive vocabulary as well as the mold in my sink.
Well my last one was a robo cat for Roxy cause she wanted a cat. Ended up giving it wigs for an extra challenge.
WATCH MY YOUTUBE VIDEO ABOUT THE DOWN FALL OF THE INDIE VIDEO GAME HELLO NEIGHBOR!!!!! #NEIGBORHOUR HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AE0AHUTWQWUGSSV0/HELLONEIGHBOR.PNG
alright, it's been a few minutes. touch the post for some sort of magical, temporary effect.
Oh. I broke 10k kult.