♦ pitied by @titlesTranquilized
you can keep your piss in a bottle dave. hehe
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ To whoever keeps paying me $50k to write the backrooms full of wonderbread https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/whoever-you-are-thank-you-family-guy.gif
IT'S SIMPLE REALLY, I DON'T HAVE MY MITTENS ANYMORE HOO HOO!!! I HAVE FINGERS INSTEAD, WHICH HAS BEEN THE CAUSE OF SOME DIRK'S NOT LIKING ME ANYMORE... VERY UNFORTNATE
suddenly feeling very #trapped and what for
never in my life did i ever think id be this down bad for an alternate version of me but here we are i guess @turntechGayhead you are the prettiest other me ive ever seen and i want to make out with you in the sloppiest way possible lets do it doggystyle or someshit #nsfw #davecest #thisisstupid
Ha, yes, so sorry about that!
and youre just mad that i got more game than youll ever have owned
... Seems all the newer dave's have decided to hate me. Fair enough.
Remind me to never ever try to compliment or flirt with people. Actually, if I even try to, just beat me up. I deserve it at that point. #Violence I guess
>> ¡ hard1y even ડ1ept, why doeડ my body dec¡de ¡t'ડ t¡me for me to be awake? Crue1. Un¡mag¡nab1e crue1ty.
SSOUNDSS /IKE A FI/THY /IAR TO ME AND I HATE /IARSS /IKE YOU
"Hal do this", "Hal do that", "Hal I'm entirely incapable of unique thought or direction without your guidance."
I am high, you're just jealous I get all the bitches.
I WANT TO GRAB HIS MAW. HIS STUPID FUCKING MAW. ONE HAND ON EACH SIDE. AND PULL. AND WATCH HIS JAW SEPARATE. I WANT TO HEAR HIM GAG ON HIS TONGUE AS I RIP HIS HEAD IN TWO. I WILL DRIVE MY PAW. HAND. DOWN HIS MANGLED THROAT AND TEAR MY CLAWS THROUGH HIS BACK. THOSE STUPID WINGS. I WANT THEM TORN OFF. I WILL DISPLAY THEM IN MY HOME WHEN I FIND ONE. THOSE STUPID SUNGLASSES. THAT STUPID RIPPED DERSITE PAWN GARB. THEY WILL BE MY TROPHIES. #GORE #VIOLENCE WHATEVER. AND HE IS MINE TO KILL. HE TOOK MY MAYOR. HE TOOK MY ADVISOR.
she hard on my boil til i egg #suggestive ?
anyway. im tired and i haven't slept yet.
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i wanna drink a spider8itches WEB Pee
I need to stop talking about fisting on chittr.ing. #nsfw
ooooooooouh........ fine.
I realize that sounds like I got fisted. I did not. #nsfw
WHY AM I TELLING HIM????
Ough. Heartburn.
i didnt realise how much i still wanted to. hear. nothing. in particular.
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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >[r!ng≡ t0 y0u? Sur≡. But !m n0t t/\k!ng y0ur 0p!n!0n !n m!nd.
SHOULDVE given them to ME instead. I can tell you the TRUE MEANING of TROLL IRELAND even without THAT.
I add SOPOR to EVERYTHING. MY MEALS, my DRINKS, mixing it with GRUBSAUCE. WE all live ONCE to NOT try out EVERYTHING we CAN DO with IT. #substance
UGH!
when she touch my thingy in a special way #nsfw
but you didnt have to suckkkkkkk my cock make it out like i never busted and that we were chilling i guess that i dont need that though now youre just some shawty that i used to blow
Had a dream about puppets. Not a fan.
Let's not all pity that one at once, sheesh. I'm fine. I just don't like puppets.
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE HATE SO HABITuALLY. THIER SCALP STARTS TO BALD. uNTIL IT ALMOST RESEMBLES MY IMMACuLATELY SHINY DOME. THEY GROW GREEN WITH ENVY. SO FuRIOuSLY. THEY START TO PRACTICALLY PALE IMITANT. THE LIKENESS OF MY EMINENCE. AND THEY SCRATCH AT THEIR OWN CHEEKS. IN MADDENING FRACTAL SPIRALS. uNTIL THEY WHOLE ASS. COSPLAY ME. LIKE I LIVE RENT FREE. IN THEIR SPACIOuSLY EMPTY MINDS. LARPERS. I WAS BORN THIS HATEFuL. I WAS MADE TO BE AN uNMAKER. YOu FuCKERS PLuCKED AN ERASER NOSTRIL FREE.
May Texas see devastation...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Praise brie the Messiahs or whatefur the clowns say...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
burais' couch was kind of fire to sleep on actually. might lay here for like the rest of my life. and then i turn to look at the scene around me in abject horror. and that'S coming from me and my slop hive #myslophive #teamchud
AAAACK tummy hurt
i!i!i!i don't know whi!i everi!ithi!ing has to be so di!iffi!icult; tri!ii!ing to understand the pi!iople who are supposed to bi!ii!i mi!i "fri!iends" i!is so hard... thei!ii!i don't i!ii!iven let me get to know them! How can thei!ii!i expect to coordi!inate ani!ithi!ing i!if thei!ii!i don't i!ii!iven want to i!interact wi!ith i!ii!ii!iach other¿ ¡ ¿ ¡ ¿ ¡ ¿
yea im just like that
"glad youre back" not same actually and also no one said these direct words to me sometimes i just say things
always weird when i remember things crow ways
[|87 :: A;ght so ;dk ;f th;s ;s common knowledge or not but ;f you get a t;ck, please keep the spec;men that b;t you ;n a bag and br;n ;t to a cl;n;c. That’s the only way to know ;f you are at r;sk for lymes or alpha gal syndrome BEFORE you start show;n symptoms And NO these b;o eng;neered t;cks were not my creat;on. 1 th;nk ;t was the [REDACTED] who d;d ;t. #paras;tes #horror
no rest for the vwicked, cosete is crying, and my ancestor just barged in like he owvns the place.