♦ pitied by @titlesTranquilized
GOOD.
hate my posts all you wwant itll get you nowwhere
DORK STRIDER.
THE FEELING OF MY FLESH SLOUGHING OFF MY BONES. AS THE FLAMES ENGULF ME. MY ORGANS POPPING AND BURSTING DUE TO THE HEAT. THE SMELL OF MY COOKING MEAT. #VIOLENCE #CW-GORE #GORE #CANNIBALISM #CW-CANNIBALISM
If y9u want t9 interact with me y9u have t9 defeat my 7 evil #su6stance s that I a6use
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Really awesome that this we8site is a portal to hell.
Don't pity my chitts that's nasty. ::::/
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sure.
you'll be on a walk and find the most beautiful flowers and google wil ltell you "yeah this is bitchum assidae and its a highly invasive flower that kills firstborn children and literally created global warming" like fuck i cant have anything good in life who the fuck likes flowers thats gay as hell
not havin contact with people since recently did not make me not normal. fuck do you mean.
holy shit my hands are freezing
I'M MISERABLE YES. BUT DO I CARE IF I MAKE YOU MISERABLE? NO.
well aren't yall kind souls.
I'VE ACCEPTED THAT I'M NOTHING BUT AN OBJECT TO YOU PERVERTS. SOMETHING FOR YOU TO STROKE YOUR BULGE OR RUB YOUR NOOK WITH. GO ON. I'VE ACCEPTED IT. GO ON. CUM ON MY PICTURES. #NSFW
YOU DON'T GET TO PITY THAT. YOU BITCH.
yo.
THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG.
I do want to ask - how many of you fine folks would be interested in a proper bible study this Sunday? Open to the public of course, regardless of whether or not you're presently committed to the Christian faith. I think leading such an event would be quite the treat! - Psalm 34:17-18
amazing dihital curcus
GOING TO GOUGE OUT MY EYES WITH MY HAIR STICKS SEE HOW LONG IT'LL TAKE TO REGENERATE THEM SINCE I CAN'T FUCKING DIE OR GET PERMANENTLY WOUNDED ANYWAYS. #SELFHARM #CW-SELFHARM #VIOLENCE
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I'M GOING TO GO BLOW UP SOME UNSUSPECTING PLANET NOW, SAYONARA.
YOU FREAKS ENJOY MY VISAGE TOO MUCH, SO HAVE ME IN FORMAL ATTIRE.
SHOULD I FALL INTO MY PROMISCIOUS SIDE LIKE MY ALTERNATES.
YOU FREAKS WOULD LOVE TO TOUCH AND RAVISH MY BODY, WOULDN'T YOU? #NSFW
DESPERATE? MAYBE.
WE ARE NOTHING BUT SERVANTS TO HIM. A MISERABLE EXISTENCE FOLLOWING HIS EVERY COMMAND. I'VE ACCEPTED MY FATE.
DON'T PITY ME.
｢aah~ (*･∀･) megane-san is quite skilled in judging gēmāgāru mizu! (*´▽｀) keke, sometimes, it's choto muzukashī to find the kawaility kyutiegirl samples, byyutttt~ (ФωФ) megane-san, surudoi me ga sadō suru!! !щ(゜▽゜щ) shinigami bulbs, activato!!! ☆(+。+*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gēmāgāru mizu means gamer girl bath water! ( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'°☆ keke, a most delicious drinku, created by kyutie east alternian girlies! choto muzukashī means supa supa difficulto (；ＴДＴ)kawaility means... cutie quality! (´･ω･｀) megane-san made that word up, kekeke, he's syo smartieful! ( ☆∀☆) a true meganedere! surudoi me ga sadō suru is megane-san's secreto ATTACKU!!! (*ゝω･*) MEGANE-SAN, KEEN EYES, ACTIVATO!! (*´・∀・｀*) the shinigami bulbs let megane-san judge the bath water quality of every kyutiegirl he lays eyes on! (* ´ ▽ ` *) nyaha, he's so sugoi...~]
i mean. most people (an a((omplish that prett7 eas7, i think
natural warm aroma think like stepping out the shower with yo eyes half lidded that dreamy bit of bo that just screams im me everyone has a baseline scent think of it like the combined mixtape featuring all like the hot ass tracks your genes are putting out remixed by diet and rereleased by the record label of fragrance brought on by hygiene that said coming from jane that is straight fucking facts she has that sweet skin scent that makes me wanna lose my goddamn mind
wish i could send this to a very specific equius. but thank god hes not on here
While I pride myself on my ability to accept—although not necessarily agree—with the opinions of all my constituents, some of you make it quite difficult.
Ugh, I want to fall asleep and never wake up, my head is culling me.
It’s absurd to vote for someone that has ‘Tickingbomb’ in their tag. I would never vote for a Strider as President either even if he didn’t.
My matesprit is a Strider (and I believe also a splinter of yourself, although he would disapprove of me saying so).
As true as this chitt may 6e, I w9uld cauti9n y9u t9 ch99se y9ur w9rds a little m9re carefully, as it's exclusi9nary t9 th9se 9f us with9ut a j96 wh9 als9 d9n't care a69ut the list. N9t having a j96 sh9uld 6e n9 reas9n t9 waste 9ne's time caring a69ut friv9l9us things like rankings. The unempl9yed am9ng us w9uld 6e much 6etter 9ff finding pr9ductive h966ies instead. #Rankings #Antirankings #Unempl9yment #J96less6ehavi9r
i hate him i hate him i hate his stupid fuckin fivvehead
im the guy in the horror mowvie wvho bangs the hot slut before vwe both get killed as a metaphor for promiscuity being ewvil #nsfvw #vwiolence
just had such a long ass wet dream abt heather chandler n im startin 2 think a mean girl would definitely fix me rn #nsfw
yeah okay that bit ran its course. vwhos that sexy fella in my pfp though? heya good looking
I'm ne★rly 11 wh★t the fuck ★m I doing
I overslept for once, but it's okay because this morning was hauntingly exhausting.
fuuuck this im goin to sleep
you learned irony from like another me
==> I should sleep.
And yet I continue to grace you with my presence anyway. Guess this DS can learn a little bit of M.
dide mean to. sorry. just the guy forced me to come cuddle with him instead of staying up and working on bots or watching mlp.
possibly in michigan should be how every lesbian relationship goes
yeah they forgot the nationality of their oc the falconer whos dating my oc the detective we had lore but someone accidentally deleted the server it was on #heartbroken
average conversation with me and nepeta btw i love them so much
gay pride flag and norwegian flag btw https://i.ibb.co/WNpW2Wyt/Screenshot-20260608-005635-Discord.jpg
nepeta has such a way with words #nsfw ish https://i.ibb.co/chfJTxKP/Screenshot-20260608-013504-Discord.jpg
thats it im creating white people
i just woke up and nepeta is already calling me the f slur fuck this shit im gonna watch the walking dead again
cause thats cool okay bye im gonna go watch gay sex #nsfw
okay im not in rage im a strider did you seriously think that would upset me
if you cant read a sentence that small then yes
young no read good silhouette mean outline
children are unable to read and say words that are longer than five letters also silhouette means like the outline of your body
kids are so cooked 🙏🙏🙏 how can you not say silhouette
is there a lesbian flag chittr badge question mark
lately ive been entertaining the thought of being dressed up in womens clothing and railed. ive also been entertaining the thought of sharing vulnerable and private information on the internet for the fun of it as you can see. #nsfw #iamnotabottomthough #fyi
Good mood ruined i miss dirk again.
Dirk strider please contact me.
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If needed y9u are always free t9 menti9n me in a p9st t9 pr9perly tag it f9r y9u. TW: #TagC9rrecti9ns #HelpingHand #PSA
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Im shocked to find such a thing as "bad" anime references exist in the lexicon of mr pointy anime shades himself!
I ACTUALLY HAVE MORE FUCKIN GAME THAN MY MOM HA!!!! TAKE THAT!!!!
chittr doesnt know i got wasted last nite and fell askeep in the tub again #substance
WHERE MY MAN AT I WANT TO SNUGGLE. #SUBSTANCE #SUGGESTIVE #YEARNINGFORMYMAN #PLEASEXOMEHOMEIMISSYOUSOMXJH
NOBODY HAS SUBMITTED APPLICATIONS TO SERVE ME. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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*Carrion. For ironic bird pun purposes.
NOOOOO IM SORRRRYYYY FUCKK I HAVE TO RIP MY SKIN OFF AS PENANCE.
you can keep your piss in a bottle dave. hehe
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ To whoever keeps paying me $50k to write the backrooms full of wonderbread https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/whoever-you-are-thank-you-family-guy.gif
IT'S SIMPLE REALLY, I DON'T HAVE MY MITTENS ANYMORE HOO HOO!!! I HAVE FINGERS INSTEAD, WHICH HAS BEEN THE CAUSE OF SOME DIRK'S NOT LIKING ME ANYMORE... VERY UNFORTNATE
suddenly feeling very #trapped and what for
never in my life did i ever think id be this down bad for an alternate version of me but here we are i guess @turntechGayhead you are the prettiest other me ive ever seen and i want to make out with you in the sloppiest way possible lets do it doggystyle or someshit #nsfw #davecest #thisisstupid
Ha, yes, so sorry about that!
and youre just mad that i got more game than youll ever have owned
... Seems all the newer dave's have decided to hate me. Fair enough.
Remind me to never ever try to compliment or flirt with people. Actually, if I even try to, just beat me up. I deserve it at that point. #Violence I guess
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SSOUNDSS /IKE A FI/THY /IAR TO ME AND I HATE /IARSS /IKE YOU
"Hal do this", "Hal do that", "Hal I'm entirely incapable of unique thought or direction without your guidance."
I am high, you're just jealous I get all the bitches.
what'ss wrong witth me
I WANT TO GRAB HIS MAW. HIS STUPID FUCKING MAW. ONE HAND ON EACH SIDE. AND PULL. AND WATCH HIS JAW SEPARATE. I WANT TO HEAR HIM GAG ON HIS TONGUE AS I RIP HIS HEAD IN TWO. I WILL DRIVE MY PAW. HAND. DOWN HIS MANGLED THROAT AND TEAR MY CLAWS THROUGH HIS BACK. THOSE STUPID WINGS. I WANT THEM TORN OFF. I WILL DISPLAY THEM IN MY HOME WHEN I FIND ONE. THOSE STUPID SUNGLASSES. THAT STUPID RIPPED DERSITE PAWN GARB. THEY WILL BE MY TROPHIES. #GORE #VIOLENCE WHATEVER. AND HE IS MINE TO KILL. HE TOOK MY MAYOR. HE TOOK MY ADVISOR.
she hard on my boil til i egg #suggestive ?
anyway. im tired and i haven't slept yet.
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i wanna drink a spider8itches WEB Pee
I need to stop talking about fisting on chittr.ing. #nsfw
ooooooooouh........ fine.
I realize that sounds like I got fisted. I did not. #nsfw
WHY AM I TELLING HIM????
Ough. Heartburn.
i didnt realise how much i still wanted to. hear. nothing. in particular.
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >[r!ng≡ t0 y0u? Sur≡. But !m n0t t/\k!ng y0ur 0p!n!0n !n m!nd.
SHOULDVE given them to ME instead. I can tell you the TRUE MEANING of TROLL IRELAND even without THAT.
I add SOPOR to EVERYTHING. MY MEALS, my DRINKS, mixing it with GRUBSAUCE. WE all live ONCE to NOT try out EVERYTHING we CAN DO with IT. #substance
UGH!
when she touch my thingy in a special way #nsfw
but you didnt have to suckkkkkkk my cock make it out like i never busted and that we were chilling i guess that i dont need that though now youre just some shawty that i used to blow
Had a dream about puppets. Not a fan.
Let's not all pity that one at once, sheesh. I'm fine. I just don't like puppets.
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE HATE SO HABITuALLY. THIER SCALP STARTS TO BALD. uNTIL IT ALMOST RESEMBLES MY IMMACuLATELY SHINY DOME. THEY GROW GREEN WITH ENVY. SO FuRIOuSLY. THEY START TO PRACTICALLY PALE IMITANT. THE LIKENESS OF MY EMINENCE. AND THEY SCRATCH AT THEIR OWN CHEEKS. IN MADDENING FRACTAL SPIRALS. uNTIL THEY WHOLE ASS. COSPLAY ME. LIKE I LIVE RENT FREE. IN THEIR SPACIOuSLY EMPTY MINDS. LARPERS. I WAS BORN THIS HATEFuL. I WAS MADE TO BE AN uNMAKER. YOu FuCKERS PLuCKED AN ERASER NOSTRIL FREE.
May Texas see devastation...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Praise brie the Messiahs or whatefur the clowns say...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
burais' couch was kind of fire to sleep on actually. might lay here for like the rest of my life. and then i turn to look at the scene around me in abject horror. and that'S coming from me and my slop hive #myslophive #teamchud
AAAACK tummy hurt
i!i!i!i don't know whi!i everi!ithi!ing has to be so di!iffi!icult; tri!ii!ing to understand the pi!iople who are supposed to bi!ii!i mi!i "fri!iends" i!is so hard... thei!ii!i don't i!ii!iven let me get to know them! How can thei!ii!i expect to coordi!inate ani!ithi!ing i!if thei!ii!i don't i!ii!iven want to i!interact wi!ith i!ii!ii!iach other¿ ¡ ¿ ¡ ¿ ¡ ¿
yea im just like that
"glad youre back" not same actually and also no one said these direct words to me sometimes i just say things
always weird when i remember things crow ways
[|87 :: A;ght so ;dk ;f th;s ;s common knowledge or not but ;f you get a t;ck, please keep the spec;men that b;t you ;n a bag and br;n ;t to a cl;n;c. That’s the only way to know ;f you are at r;sk for lymes or alpha gal syndrome BEFORE you start show;n symptoms And NO these b;o eng;neered t;cks were not my creat;on. 1 th;nk ;t was the [REDACTED] who d;d ;t. #paras;tes #horror
no rest for the vwicked, cosete is crying, and my ancestor just barged in like he owvns the place.