Big D to the S

I really like that he refuses to believe anyone wants him. Maybe he is more self aware than we thought.

Kult: +4

Kull: +2

Total: 6

Ratio: 2.00

I HATE BIG SOUNDS STOP PUTTING BIG SOUNDS IN YOUR MOVIES ITS UNCOMFORTABLE.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

You'd never believe how quick I catch references nowadays.

I'm the beatboxing puppy.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

A Cronus can't have just rejected me. ... This is really sad.

Kult: +42

Kull: +40

Total: 82

Ratio: 1.05

iit'2 a cronu2 you're okay bud.

↩ @twinedArmageddons[TA]

He literally said "Ew not a Strider" Or something like that. It's embarrassing.

hii2 opiiniion ii2 liiterally dookiie water dude.

↩ @twinedArmageddons[TA]

Eh. I mean I am stalking my ex boyfriend. I think this is the one time his opinion is valid.

that'2 your fuckiing ex?? dude.

↩ @twinedArmageddons[TA]

No. God no ew. Fuck Cronus'. Jake my beautiful ex.

thank god. anyway that'2 rough buddy have fun wiith that.

↩ @twinedArmageddons[TA]

Avatar The Last Airbender mentioned.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Beatboxing puppy.

Kult: +80

Kull: +70

Total: 150

Ratio: 1.14

Aw.

..... what

Idk, man. It's stupid.

.... what is stupid?

I do a thing where if I don't know how to talk to someone I just go "Aw." And leave.

..... oh thought you were one of those people who go awww cute when they see me

Nah. You're like objectively cute I guess. I just don't thing you are personally.

FUCKL

Goodbye, Max Max.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

MAX

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Now that is a hot old man. #vaguepost

#vaguepost

Kult: +5

Total: 5

This is fine.

I love bits where the bit is to be a bit of the bit. Yk?

I started peeling. #sunburn

#sunburn

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

Dirk Strider

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Read too fast and got concerned why there needed to be an announcement. Went back and took my time, solemnly nodding. I listen and I understand.

↩ @beatboxingHeart[BH]

"I'm such a nice guy." Ass reply.

Dirk Strider

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Yeah, fair.

↩ @beatboxingHeart[BH]

You really need to fix that become less like a straight man.

Dirk Strider

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

It's the evil half of me.

IDRlabsLight/Dark Triad TestTest that combines Light and Dark Triad personality traits into a single assessment.idrlabs.com

Yeah. I think this is bullshit.

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

Bro Strider

@tantalizingTensei[TT]

wimp.

↩ @tantalizingTensei[TT]

Wimp?

Bro Strider

@tantalizingTensei[TT]

you're a fucking wimp, obviously.

↩ @tantalizingTensei[TT]

How?

"Nerdy bf" and "goth girl" are both incredibly misunderstood things that people say they want. You don't want a goth girlfriend you want a woman who likes the color black and will peg you. You don't want a nerdy boyfriend you want a guy to read books and whimper. #nsfw ish

#nsfw

Kult: +55

Kull: +35

Total: 90

Ratio: 1.57

₍^. .^₎⟆ Yeah꠹

↩ @curiousClowder[CC]

Thanks for the commentary, Felyan.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

₍^. .^₎⟆ :3c ! l!ke men who wh!mpurr and a woman who lookss l!ke ssshe’s ssp!t on mw꠹

↩ @curiousClowder[CC]

Okay. I don't care. Also stop telling a stranger that.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

₍^. .^₎⟆ For why꠹

↩ @curiousClowder[CC]

It is awkward.

₍^. .^₎⟆ S!ghhhh!꠹

I feel like a thirty year old at a college party everytime I post on my tiktok story. "Hey you guys like cheesy Michael and DHMIS right?" I'm really a failure in everything.

Kult: +39

Kull: +30

Total: 69

Ratio: 1.30

Vivian Alkemo

@funnyStray[FS]

* i like those things! i think * i havent been following cheesy michael's chronicls very much but what i have seen looks funny * dhmis is lovely tho :3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @funnyStray[FS]

You'll be blessed to find out there is a cheesy Michael DHMIS video.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Vivian Alkemo

@funnyStray[FS]

* how do i find this.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @funnyStray[FS]

Tiktok.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Vivian Alkemo

@funnyStray[FS]

* ugh i dont want to get that damn app!!!! my attention span is already too fried

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @funnyStray[FS]

Sucks for you.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

So I'd like to level the playing field by sharing shit that pisses me off. Being mean to Lil Cal and continuing after I've told you to stop. You'll have to find out the rest by defeating my 7 evil straight varients.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I love bullshitting to other Dirks. Daves are whatever you can't bullshit THE bullshitters. But Dirks are really where you can have fun. I'm just saying shit sometimes not even related.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

Just me? Okay. #vaguepost

#vaguepost

Dave just said I have the perfect face shape. Is she a murderer who wears other peoples skin in her free time? #gore ish

#gore

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

D. Strider