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heheh... badges... awesome...
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #badgeroulette
@craftsmanToxophilite Squinting at you.
im the hairiest motherfucker i knoww #teambush
outglut masquerade hosted by uhh darlin dearie. its in like a few hour's i guess?
r.i.p.
D --> Okay for the maid enjoyers I have a bit of market research I want to conduct D --> Which maid dress style do you think is the best D --> I removed #6 because it didn't count as a dress anyway and would have made me upgrade the #suggestive tag to NSFW D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be168c0edd60.png
Imma g3t in th3 wat3r bro that 2hit look2 prim3 a2 fuck Yall wi2h you w3r3 m3 right now
>O+ I ENJOY SCRAPBOOKING.
tequila #lyricposting
im just a teenage dirtbag baby
My Autism Cancels Out Because We Both Had Different Flavors Of It Pre-prototyping Do Not Question Me, This Is How It Works Obviously.
good to know you guys are also fans of maids. :p
I love making handcrafted masks around this time of year !! I usually make a butterfly one for myself but would anyone else like one ^^ i can even ship them hehe !!
I have to admit, I kind of missed doing animated tattoos. This is fun💚 A bit of a boring alteration, but fun💚💚
hit chitt achieved!
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that was the best goring and fuck ive ever had with someone. probably because it was far more intimate... ...gggod. im not sure anything else will compare after that honestly.
Hello Chittr ╰(*´︶`*)╯ my name is keny !!! Nice to meet you !!!!!
((twirls my hair im making a playlist for jade? that ill probably post soon. watch out for that!!! if you care!!!))
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Of course, I could do far more than just those, but then I'd risk alerting a certain specific group of "protesters" who are not fond of my services and those who wish to alter their bodies in fun and whimsical ways~💚 you know who you are. 💚
Just Scrolling On Here Now As A Break, It Is Quite Enjoyable Whilst I Rewatch A Classic.
Be safe and have fun, my dear💚💚
"I want a tail!" "I want cat ears!" "Paws would be nice!" My dears... all you have to do js ask, huhu~💚
Need to find and collect the horniest badges here like a Pokemon trainer #nsfw #suggestive
Oh, if you want a tail dear I could easily schedule an appointment to give you one💚 It will take a month however, given that I am fully booked up until early october.💚
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☆ > Love it when trolls cry ☆ > Love to sea their pretty tears ☆ > Their muted color rolling down their chee✖ ☆ > Love to hold their chins and make them look up to me despite the tears ☆ > And the look on their faces when I tell them they're beautifoal to me all the same
vwhy im a bad matesprit: ill compliment you like, all the time, to the point it gets annoying. i vwanna go on trips, like small trips, an hour avway, just to go to the beach or something. ill givwe you all my lovwe and affection. yeah, thatll probably drivwe you avway. anyvways, those vwere some reasons id be a bad matesprit. like and subscribe for more hot cronus action. #emotionalvwulnerability
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blow up my computer if you love lemonade. like figuratively. please don’t literally blow anything up. thanks.
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i should get off chittr, but what if i miss a post by my #squad? that would be devastating.
i got them egberts crawling all over me like flies on molasses
☆ > Pity, I wanted to sea him cry on Chittr more ☆ > My favorite channel
would you still love me if i was a worm
D --> I think all cute girls should be entitled to as many plushies as they desire
i woke up like three times whiCh was great 6ut now i'm awake for real. ^◡^
☆ > Cute little lowblood frequenting my notifications ☆ > Are you quite adept at handling packages? @packageHandler
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I would also like to announce publicly that I am in the #jillfanclub.
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i really want a sandwhich with salami 😔😔😔😔
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!remindYou reminder: drink water! remind bot loves you ^,^
i wish u a wizardful mornin
I've always been told I'm a snack. Like I said, I'd obliged both.
i love my friends :)
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Been September for a while now but don't forget to Jeff the Kill someone. #violence Happy Creepypasta season everyone. :)
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heres how YOU can get a persimmon (talk to me)
With not much better to do I've been scrounging through the internet you all have access to for any and all guides, aids, and supplemental material for the game. If I don't play, cool, I have a repository of information to compile to share with the masses in kind, and if I do, then hey. Even as a less essential aspect I can contribute.
its bedtime for me i thinksies goodnight everyone!
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A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.