♦ pitied by @toebeanTerror
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[???] They should name a coffee brand after me. I practically fund entire coffee departments.
Okay! I've got three stories here! React to pick one! ♥️ - a story about a sailor ♦️ - a story about a friend ♣️ - a story about a tailor ♠️ - a different one! ✎﹏﹏﹏﹏ 𓆩Story found𓆪
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☆ > A troll got too close to me so I picked her up with my tail and scooted her away from me ☆ > Trolls always get shocked that I can do that
i should go 6aCk to it. i miss deliverin' stuff. i miss hikin' through forests and mountains. i miss walkin' under them stars...
can $omeone ho!d my hand
rosies in bed prolly shouldn't drink at 1 in the morning #substance
i've been sleeping under a canopy for the last few days. accidentally burned my leg trying to get comfortable. rule number one: stay out of the sun. i could only blame myself.|
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vwhy im a bad matesprit: ill compliment you like, all the time, to the point it gets annoying. i vwanna go on trips, like small trips, an hour avway, just to go to the beach or something. ill givwe you all my lovwe and affection. yeah, thatll probably drivwe you avway. anyvways, those vwere some reasons id be a bad matesprit. like and subscribe for more hot cronus action. #emotionalvwulnerability
derek hates me he lowkey unfollowed me
$¡9h$ ¡ w¡$h $omeone wou!d be my fr¡end $¡999hhh
i got them egberts crawling all over me like flies on molasses
I am about to do something.
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Ɏ a-a-auigh oof ouch i'm ta-a-aking da-a-ama-a-age Ɏ
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then you were never going to make it to begin with
Cruel fate.
they always do
Oh gogdamnit, don't tell me *that* was the reason the whole time. That's it, I'm retiring.
How long should it take two private investigators to find out which of their 600 gruBcraft mods isn't playing nice with the Brewery mod. I think we're past that time limit.
uhhuh.
notifications like a full blown pride parade up in here with bad bitches all shades of the rainbow
It's a reasonable course of action.
its ok sometime's a mf gotta suck some paws i cant judge you. far from the worst thing
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Good.light.everyone,.if.I.don't.check.in.tomorrow,.I.got.got.in.my.sleep.(assuming.I.manage.to.sleep)
interesting! im not sure what vibe i give off but i tend to be underestimated a lot lol
