♣ mediated by @tortuousHorace
im a complex and pragmatic character its impossible to contain just positives in my many many many multitudes but you possess a single attribute: youre adorable cmon youre digging through my old posts to get a comment in id say more but if i publically expose you too hard youll ghost me for a week
my alts are literally the cutest things ive ever seen im always struggling not to collect them like beanie babies oh this dave? this is ragstitched dave normally restoration drops the value but they actually raised the bar with this iconic stitchwork this dave? thats plaid dave hes a perfectly standard dave but hes got this sick plaid ascot that im not sure every dave could pull off dead dave, do not eat gal dave? we love to see it
man i know hes trying to be serious and degrading but i cant it just reminds me of his pissy teenager phase asking for help crowd-funding is open
fyi im not gonna make any effort to change so im requesting help in the form of a key chain or pill #substance
all bros should explode into little pieces except for mine
oh brother (horny intent) (incestuous intent) #nsfw #incest
dirk telling me all of the fucked up fantasies he has or has had in the past while riding me #nsfw #incest
off it boss
sword in me #violence
Roses Aren't Worth Anything every Last One Is Worthless
Alcoholic Scum Who Has The Audacity To Act Like They Have Themselves Put Together When Truthfully At Their Core They're Just Lying To Themselves And Dragging Everyone Down With Them
dude. https://i.postimg.cc/NFx1fDBz/image.png
i dont have a problem actually im very well adjusted
maybe keep it that way the others are all super fucking lame so youll just be disappointed
i wanna fuck him while folded over him and whining about how good he feels and how i love him while he tells me to suck it up and i cum inside and he scolds me for it because i wasnt supposed to but i just couldnt help it #incest #nsfw
god i wanna top him but pathetically you know i want to fuck my brothers mouth without being able to restrain myself or control my hips fuck #nsfw #incest
okay well first of all i am not even that fat i am like medium at best. but anyway that doesn't matter my dad fed me well and unlike your dave i won't be dumping him in a retiring home the moment he hits 60.
every day my point is proven further and further. kill dirk strider.