

i warned you about those stairs
@tragedyGentrifier
only 3 apples tall

I'm taking the Daves to Olive Garden once #DaveHour is over.

we will not tolerate olive garden slander during #davehour

yall hear smth cøuld've swørd søme dumbass was trying tø cløwn the timeline here #davehøur
#dirkhour
for dave hour we will be lining up every single dave and shooting them all in the head. #violence i guess.

tReE BaCkShOtS , ExAcTlY ThE ChIt i wAnTeD To rEaD FiRsT. aNd hE ReAlLy dIdN'T ShOvE ThAt pInEcOnE Up hIs aSs, KiNdA DiSaPpOiNtEd. )o:
hot older men who are not in committed monogamous relationships hmu.

lotta depressing yearning out here today. A reminder to take meds if you need to.

ts too complicated what if I just blow my shit smoove off #vent #suicide?
Y0 Y0 Y0 Y0 Y0!!! WH47 117 112 M07HRFUCK334RR2???
RIDDLE. TIME: I. AM. OFTEN. DESCRIBED. AS. BEAUTIFUL. AND. DELICATE, BUT. I. AM. ALSO. KNOWN. AS. PESKY. AND. PERSISTENT.. I. CAN. BE. EATEN, AND. I. CAN. FILL. OR. KILL.. I. SPEAK. MANY. LANGUAGES. AND. MEAN. MANY. THINGS;. HOWEVER, I. WILL. NEVER. SPEAK. WHAT. AM. I?

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