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i need to follow more old fogies like myself. i never know what you kids are talking about!
🙂↕️ Thank you for this kindedness
i be up in karkats ear askin will my dick get plurbed if yøu suck me lmaø #nsfw
FRANKLY SOME OF YOU DAVES LOOK REALLY EDIBLE. LIKE A REALLY GOOD GRUBSLICE I COULD JUST TEAR APART.
some people get too popular for being gross and thats really concerning
yeaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im runnnnnnning like a horsssse
im just kind of scared about it im sending out my baby to the world what if it like crash lands and kills a guy metaphorically the guy is the audience in this case
kay so, i went back n tagged every singe 1 o my picture posts w #rorogallery if u wanna check em out #nsfw warnin ((ooc: I'll be posting everything I draw under this tag from now on <3 ))
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
oh sh*t, s1ck! sorry for the confus1on man, haha... yo, hope you have a n1ce day w1th the fam, bro! }:) 💪
>>| .alright. have fun then.
Pwincess are you a seer, cause the way you guide that Knight's blade....
<1ast p0st for a 1itt1e whi1e; n0 extra detai1s f0r y0u freaks 101> [An image is attached. It's just a photo of @translunaryGloam from the neck-down in a white button-up shirt and his chosen pair of slacks, sat down in a chair. The first few buttons of his shirt have been undone and there's some dark red marks along one side of his neck and the skin not hidden by the shirt on his chest. His shirt has been thoroughly soaked as well, presumably with water for #wetyaoiday.]
100%.
Please be aware that in accordance with the new law proposed by @cryhoundColortura (dubbed "#wetyaoiday," wherein "all 8oys must wear white t shirts that are kind of form fitting") I have personally made sure to both ensure @broStrider is now wearing the appropriate clothing, and taken it upon myself to drench him in water once again. Might have gone a little overboard, but that is the price I pay. I am but a servant of my community.
<F0r pride m0nth, I'm g0ing t0 make sure he can't think straight bef0re I 1eave 1ma0> <#suggestive>
more than happy to dog take my beetle his name is juice
im willin to donate a pinned beetle for a good cause
Yes.
dangerous stunts
i want a lava lamp lowkey but like the big one that goes from floor to ceiling
Concept, All You've Done Is Kiss Them. This Is A Bit Of An Understatement Given The Way You Have Been Kissing Them Of Course, Gasping And Lip Bruising, But You Haven't So Much As Bothered To Touch Them Otherwise. You Can Hear It In Their Breaths As Their Hands Reach And You Grab Their Wrists To Cement Them Against The Wall, See The Tears Bead In The Corners Of Their Eyes Whenever You Pull Away To Allow Them To Breathe. You Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Bulge Was Already Out. They Rock Their Hips Forward Against Nothing In Pure, Desperate Need And All You Do Is Draw Them Into Another Deep Kiss. You Swallow Their Moans Like Water. #nsfw #nsfc
ig this can b considered a #wizard post #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37f263056d78.jpg
Please remember that stranger danger should still be followed even if the stranger is attractive.
I Love Sitting Up High. I Need To Find A New Spot. :)
yeah thanks me
i gotta say production fucking sucks but i did get the big benny stills so thats awesome
idk if ur ignorant or u simply dont gaf, either way thats just friggin nasty #vagueposting
aye aye captain backing off
yea no im jus gonna pretend i didnt see that hope shell b ok tho #dashwatching #vague
catch me rising from the floor pile of clothes like dracula waking up he lives bitch
I really need to start trying to learn English. Or really any human language to 8e fair. The alpha8et looks so complex ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
I'm sure they appreciate that you took the time to learn it at all, honestly !!
feels like tryna talk round hot fuckin breakfast mash wwhy the fuck does it gotta be all these open vvowwels and soft continents ninety percent of the damn time
i mean if it makes you feel any better i still fuck up sayin somma your stupid english wwords
it's a cute accent, though. I find it sounds a lot softer ?? since y'all can't make the harsher sounds ?? I think your sound cartilage is just shaped differently
it's all a8out those chitter and growl sounds. I don't think I've heard a single human 8e a8le to pronounce the 'geth' sound properly
german people on chittr be like "oh mein gott, zis feed ist vull of bulge und nooken" #nsfw
Yes you would.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@translunaryGloam You wish they were here. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
awh man that's rough I'm sorry ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა shit like that can totally throw off a whole cycle. if you need anypuppy to dump to I'm always around !!
૮ ꈍﻌ ꈍა feel 8etter !! (˘ ε˘ )
444u9h.˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
i woke up to 12 unread notifications from someone i've never met before. good morning to you too i suppose!
hey everybody, john crocker here! before you ask: yes, it's THAT crocker. no, i'm not sponsored. i legally cannot give my opinion on betty crocker brand products without a lawyer present. with that out of the way, uh... gosh! i've never used social networking before. i don't really know what's supposed to go here. let's see uh... i played judge stone on nbc's night court (go check it out!!) and now i do stand up. i'll announce shows on here when they come! i'm almost 40 (yikes!), single, and ready to mingle. (haha wow, that was lame. note to self: remember to write literally anything else here.) bear with me while i try to figure this website stuff out. wish me luck!
oh boy, my first pity react! is that... good?
i chose the wrong time to try out a new website because i am already exhausted. i guess too many sleepless nights in a row are finally starting to catch up to me. off to bed i go!
scrooge mcduck but the opposite of a scrooge
is this like some rich bitch seeing those animal shelter ads with the crying soggy puppies and donating half their fortune except not really because i think you make more than that every time you sneeze anyway thanks dawg in celebration i can now have a real fruit
great success i found five bucks i can now feed myself for the next two weeks with clearance dollar store food im living the high life or whatever the fuck the saying is is it the good life or the high life because technically im high but only elevation wise since im on the roof but otherwise im bitch cold sober what was i saying
@translunaryGloam visiting.
moisturised. unbothered. fLLourishing. staying in my LLane. ignoring the feed being extra gasLLeakpiLLLLed tonight because i have croissant for breakfast #quaso
Confirmed!
>> Fact checkerડ ડay th¡ડ ¡ડ true!!
>> ¡ wou1d ડhare w¡th you. Order m¡ne w¡th two ડtrawડ.
#rechitt as fuckkk
sugar fat and the wonderful sensation of peace that comes with enjoying somsthing decacent!
men #nsfw
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u tell me the photoshoot i did of u is still genuinely some of my best work, which im pretty sure says more abt the model than the photographer honestly
I champion honesty over flattery, so rest assured I speak the truth.
Oh goodness. @tipsyGalactica how do you manage to know every attractive person? Dee, you are are a sight to behold.
Can these Striders stop being attractive for like five minutes I am trying to THINK.
You know, maroon really *is* your color! Especially in ensemble like this... Hopefully this won't be your last shoot cause I sure know I'd love to see more 😉
What are your thoughts on stealing from large corporations?
Well hello there handsome!
hun ur the one who shines like a star the only thing i did was capture ur light ✨
I need to think.
helloooooooooo
waitiwaitwaitwait holdon
Thank you!
i wouldnt have predicted but i understand you did it so others didnt know! i had to obviously play a whole part myself so makes sense!!!
its good to meet you! i had a good time around you! also youre handsome! >XO
hiiiii im sorry if this like destroyed your expectations or something >X3 you didnt say that but just in case
hiiii everyone!! i hope you all were fooled by me!!!! i am a master disguiser!!! i was the hexbound and i was.... the HARROWER!!! >XO #body-horror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b6b59ae1dd09.png #outglutmasquerade
what's the highest paid tier and where do I send the money
I hope your pampering is more than satisfactory.
i hav a rly good feeling abt this one 😌🩷 #blessedbe
Anything you yearn, long, or pine for, I urge you to seek out today. You deserve it.
pretend im quote rechitting this for a ratio arigatou https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b6787e6ab04b.png
no no nono no effin way thats rly her it cant rly b her right?? #vague ??
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doves top 5 daves on here #5 @turntechVaulthead idk what the vault thing is about and the nuclear war is scary but damn the radiation poisoning my boy can post #4 @translunaryGloam #tiger #3 @daveBot respect to the big cheese the boss of davecord and davehour even if he is so many and his skin metal & shiny #2 @turntechGodbird only fucker here who gets me if i die i want her to inherit my account #1 @barackObama sorry folks you know it had to happen the big man does it again
The fucked up thing is that if I were a character in a series, I wouldn't even be the main character. I'd be some fringe side character that got three lines of dialogue and then absolutely butchered by fanon. :[
They call me Witless................. But I am more Amenable..... to being called a Fo(o)l...... No mystery, we die like men! (Or trolls, or some other third thing. ;) ) Goodlight friends! I won't be leaving my hive for the next uhhhhh. Three sweeps. Phhhewww. #outglutmasquerade
That was too much socializing, actually I will be floating in the lake for the next two business days.
>>| hidden, but somewhat fun. .i got see fat clown.
well at least you got what you wanted. glad you had fun! :)
>> 👀👀👀👀
:O Infinitely curious!!
Okay guys I'm just gonna say it I haven't been playing Cookie Run. I've been to all three nights of this thang.
cheers bro ill drink to that
ugh i llove women #suggestive #vagueqposting
the wonders of a hot shower :)
sometimes i feel this post in my core..
I'm exhausted. [A short video is attached; It's of Cilrus with hisback to the camera again. He's shirtless again, and seems to be putting his hair up into its normal short ponytail. The objective, similar to his prior posts, seems to be to show off his physique again. Once his hair is up, he turns around and offers a small smile to the camera, reaching over and ending the video.]
nothing better than being Surrounded by books.
it is!
i be saying this
ugh, nevermind. weapon please.
I deserve to be playing dnd with my chittr ride or dies.
An incredible song choice.
hehe sounds delicious! man now i’m hungry… better make something to eat myself.
#yearning
bet you’re tired. make sure you get some food before you sleep. i know work trips can really take it out of some.
nuce to see you again dee! hope you’re doing well!
(it's also really funny when freaking Jesus Christ replies to your post)
(silly is my namesake and religion just figure or not believing in him makes people happy And I like it when people are happy)
No yeah definitely But considering certain parallel between his mythos and the real lives of players and their relatives I don't know I thought it might be enlightening
1:1>i†'s fine my child in God †ake your †ime>†
I wish I could be confident that this is real and not a mere gimmick account Calliope implies there is no difference The concept of talking to such an important mythological just seems so enticing
((OOC: That's a mood LMAO. Drove to a couple of thrift stores earlier and saw a guy cut across three lanes without using his turn signal.))
of course i do. i still drive. windy powers be damned. i don’t want to lose a skill i tried so hard to learn…
im always sayin this
right? like i get it. traffic sucks but trying to cut off others using the emergency lane is only going to slow you down and end up with slashed tires. weather it’s from road rage or the broken parts of other cars is dependent on situations.
☀︎ᯓHeLl yEaH MaN N☆ pR☆B L☆Ve y☆uR AcC☆UnT BtW 🤜🤛ᯓ☾
>> Very happy for uડ
heheh yay :)
Ɏ people of chittr Ɏ Ɏ get silla-a-ay Ɏ
oh well i'm still plenty silly trust
c< O7 >c
Way ahead of you.
ТТ]-[is is n[]ТТ a wise idea buТТ ma]{e ТТ]-[aТТ []ne [ursed bird pi[ТТure fr[]m m[]sТТ ]-[aТТed p[]sТТ as y[]ur pr[]file pi[ТТure
i was sleeping all fucking day lmfao i woke up to being victorious
fuck you’re so right how could i be so foolish still can’t believe that happened btw
🍺Well. I got a hit with a new variant of the T-virus. The Troll virus as they call it. 🍺I am patient 0. You're welcome.
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames11.png and with that the #stridergames are over! doll and dee retire to bask in victory, while broseph adjusts to his new life as a sheep. despite a decisive lead early in the game, team dirk failed to turn it into material success, and the daves had just enough hustle to pull through. thank you for watching, everyone!
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames8.png BATTUR RUNMAN CANNOT BE STOPPED! IT'S DAY FIVE OF THE #STRIDERGAMES AND @titlesTranquilized AND @redRanger HAVE FALLEN!
alright party people sorry my doctor took an hour to do a 20 minute appointment but its time for the #stridergames to begin https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames1.png
- Say say say my name! - I absolutely agree with this sentiment! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
Fruits pretty good, should have it on the regular
>> Th¡ડ ¡ડ ડuch a good poડt to read rn.... Thank you.
you have no idea how much this relates to me, like deadass ive gone months without eating fruit, and suddenly have some grapes and its fucking Almost transcendental
Clowns will really get on chittr dot ing and say some shit like, "But we only kill by the dozens violently and mercilessly SOMETIMES. We're really just cute nicies little guys. C'mon. I don't even have blood on my shoes or nothing." And we're just supposed to like, Eat it?????
With my constituents. straight up 'chitting it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My policies.
Bwehhhh.... Sleeping s☘︎ g☘︎☘︎d...then b☘︎☘︎m, y☘︎u wake up
[[Tandakatan !]] Hmm I approve ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
today we will be establishing dove hour so all the daves out there start transitioning. except dee youve got like your own thing going on and i respect the fuck out of that. you can hang.
Very proud of all the Daves in #Davehour. I'm sure my kid would participate if he weren't busy working on his rap song.
then it counts
well if ur not invited u can sneak into the function rofl
im on a walk and i found the funniest #stick fat pair on this bad boy goddamn its a treenis if you will credit to @gleefullyCurvaceous for the word treenis you better trademark that https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/da35e820e226.png
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 That concludes my art raffle for reaching milestones. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 \></ Our two winners are @confusedDemolitionist && @timaeusTxstified Assuming you were aware I was doing this. Fun! (Send me a DM when you get online.) 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I've Been $@ying Thi$ For $weep$
~♡
// Targeted post smh.
>> That ડoundડ 1¡ke a fantaડt¡c p1an, ¡ hope you enjoy ¡t
Testosterone is truly life saving. That's all. That's the chitt.
Incredible, truly speaks to my soul.
<Mmm, f00d w0u1d be nice first, if that's n0t a pr0b1em>
<Fina11y craw1ing 0ut 0f the c0vers, which means I sh0u1d pr0bab1y get h0me s00n un1ess he wants a r0und tw0> <#suggestive>
Target Audience Reached https://i.ibb.co/0rw4ypn9/screenshot-20260508-223048-firefox.png
Twirling My Hair And Giggling Omggggg You're Sooo Funnyyyy
[ >#THINEHOUSE_ ]
hold on, i've got this. ahem. roxy... Ó~Ò
oh, bollocks, yoU're a year older than me!
welcome to the fifties clUb, lUv. ~u~
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
this guy gets it
hell yeah it is
at costco right now and grabbing three rotisserie chickens im about to be an animal sitting in my at hive movie theater ripping into these with my bare hands at three am
Gala fit~ ((I was unable to draw fast enough... should have started working on it yesterday. But here's the sketch!)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4f5daa518e47.png ((and the dress he's meant to be wearing.)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae18edc973b4.png
Why is every0ne here s0 y0ung Where are all the 16+ sweep 0lds?
H0m0er0tic 0vert0nes and als0 just regular t0nes as well
very cool trans people of chittr / sound off
Yeessssssss. YEEESSSSS
fuck yes
blajah and meatballs pls
That bear. You know, the really big one with the silly name.
maybe ill put that in my queue for world domination or #blockedking
i will Drown you the next time i see you.
This fucking idiot @unhackabledottildeUath thinks he's Mitch McTronnell. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/reaction/get%20a%20load%20of%20this%20guy.png
:33< thank mew fur mewsing shitpetas fortune telling and tarot reading
Then I suggest locking in.
shit sorry dawg..
Undoubtedly the Strider genes.
