⌞dee⌝
@translunaryGloam
just call me dee, i know my name is weird, ok? he/they [Art: @tipsyGlamour]
i bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck.
It's fun! I do it from time to time. If nothing else it's aura points or whatever people say nowadays
holy fucking shit, im free.
im going to kick that old mans ass.
boxers and a house robe. the thinking mans pajamas. the boxers say "i have worryingly low standards for what pizza i will eat" but the robe says "i have read at least one book".
look at these two gluttonus fucks. [photo attached] [It's of dave and eryk rummaging around in poor Dee's fridge. Dave is unashamedly eating some sort of cold leftovers while Eryk is flipping off the camera and drinking an energy drink.]
my fridge is being robbed. </3
if i wasnt being ATTACKED i would join the masquerade. </3
theyre infiltrating!!!!
how are my precious little followers and mooties though, hii helloooo i missed youuu!
I HATE BEING SO BUSY!!!
september is going to be good because im pure of heart and i said so.
Everyone is pure of heart here, allegedly. Everyone is having their shit weighed against a feather and comin' out on the other side just straight-up fine. It's never that you're gonna have a good time because you're taking things into your own hands, it's never that you're making a genuine effort unto anything, it's just slop all the way down. Callin' this month So Let's Actually Do Something September, instead of enabling the gluttonous attitude everyone adheres themselves to like bloated leeches.
been hella busy lately with shit.
if anything, yall makin *me* feel old.
nvm im better now but holy shit.
its coming for us.
aughhhhhh the fucking highway was flooded and we got soaked!!!!!
dont go out on the highway on your motorcycle, genuine recipe for disaster. almost did end up in a waterslide situation.
you were fucking cycling on a flooded highway at that point you just walk man there is no engine on harleys motor oil lubricated earth that is going to survive getting splish splooshed
well we didnt expect a random section of highway to be partially lake.
clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you. B/
grumpy old man is grumpy.
me rn.
wait wait wait one sec.