♣ mediated by @translunaryGloam
<F0r pride m0nth, I'm g0ing t0 make sure he can't think straight bef0re I 1eave 1ma0> <#suggestive>
Is this canon? Asking for a friend.
👀👀👀 i am always observing. Always noticing. #noticing

Yes you would.

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@translunaryGloam You wish they were here. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
i woke up to 12 unread notifications from someone i've never met before. good morning to you too i suppose!
hey everybody, john crocker here! before you ask: yes, it's THAT crocker. no, i'm not sponsored. i legally cannot give my opinion on betty crocker brand products without a lawyer present. with that out of the way, uh... gosh! i've never used social networking before. i don't really know what's supposed to go here. let's see uh... i played judge stone on nbc's night court (go check it out!!) and now i do stand up. i'll announce shows on here when they come! i'm almost 40 (yikes!), single, and ready to mingle. (haha wow, that was lame. note to self: remember to write literally anything else here.) bear with me while i try to figure this website stuff out. wish me luck!
oh boy, my first pity react! is that... good?
i chose the wrong time to try out a new website because i am already exhausted. i guess too many sleepless nights in a row are finally starting to catch up to me. off to bed i go!
great success i found five bucks i can now feed myself for the next two weeks with clearance dollar store food im living the high life or whatever the fuck the saying is is it the good life or the high life because technically im high but only elevation wise since im on the roof but otherwise im bitch cold sober what was i saying

I wish I could be confident that this is real and not a mere gimmick account Calliope implies there is no difference The concept of talking to such an important mythological just seems so enticing
1:1>i†'s fine my child in God †ake your †ime>†

i haven't stopped drinking since yesterday
<S0unds 1ike a maj0r y0u pr0b1em unf0rtunate1y my guy>
why are you Like This. i am Tired. i am going to Bed. #vagueposting

I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg







