♦ pitied by @translunaryGloam
smh. why are daves in particular always, like, dying when i need a good drum track to midi.
Pandoras* Fucking ugh God damnit.
okay.. i've taken a few days to process what the fuck happened- thanks future me for the videos ig from what i gather in the attempt to find the copies of sburb so we could destroy them, we ended up sending ourselves to an alternate timeline good news: in this one we actually made the new world and are living on it bad news: my kids don't exist now (weird to say didn't think i could be a dad) silver lining: we get to see the trolls again? and i'm 10 years younger i don't remember a timeline without them or like.. having kids so- i dunno, it's weird to see posts about people i was attached to and not even recognise them, and then knowing i was missing people that i don't remember leaving and here i never actually did leave so they didn't suffer either its fucking strange, man i looked like a good parent though.. thats kind of a relief
THAT'S THE LAST STRAW. COMMANDER VANTAS OUT.
WOW. A RESURGANCE OF ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE I DON'T WANT TO SEE NOWADAYS. FUCK IT, LET'S GET FIFTY MORE OF THIS SAME PRICK ON HERE. STAT. MAKE ME EVEN LESS INCLINED TO LOG IN.
note to self: 40 year old men do not appreciate being called "lil man, champ, or baby"
If you ever see me on tv, I'm in big trouble. 😭
I was asking the same questions.
i need to follow more old fogies like myself. i never know what you kids are talking about!
dude i would fuckin kill someone for any kind of chinese food. mirelurk rangoons just dont hit the same
FRANKLY SOME OF YOU DAVES LOOK REALLY EDIBLE. LIKE A REALLY GOOD GRUBSLICE I COULD JUST TEAR APART.
some people get too popular for being gross and thats really concerning
Seeing the shit you guys go through makes me feel extremely fortunate that he doesn't have access to this application, actually. #Vagueposting.
wild that a bro i dont even know pited that like what the hell man
<F0r pride m0nth, I'm g0ing t0 make sure he can't think straight bef0re I 1eave 1ma0> <#suggestive>
Please remember that stranger danger should still be followed even if the stranger is attractive.
i had a kind of weird conversation yesterday. so... are most of you NOT currently in the 1990s?
sorry i didnt mean to be ominous.
yeah thanks me
yea no im jus gonna pretend i didnt see that hope shell b ok tho #dashwatching #vague
Habe tbeen sloppy drunk in a while. I hekeep seeing her eyes. #substance #vague
I am so calm. perfect image of calm. The soothing words of your sons rapping and the other one beatboxing help tons.
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT Do not train with Meenah or Meenah variant unless you have a medical team on-call. Thank you, @alarmingApothecary, for your assistance. I was truly unaware what I was walking into. I will also be out of the office for the rest of the day. Thank you. Photo taken by @corallineCataclysm, moments after training ended.
oh, geez, i think i know how that guy feels now. i didn't think i'd be see THAT name.
Yes you would.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@translunaryGloam You wish they were here. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
i woke up to 12 unread notifications from someone i've never met before. good morning to you too i suppose!
the court Jester continues to dance, the audience only in his Head. #musing
hey everybody, john crocker here! before you ask: yes, it's THAT crocker. no, i'm not sponsored. i legally cannot give my opinion on betty crocker brand products without a lawyer present. with that out of the way, uh... gosh! i've never used social networking before. i don't really know what's supposed to go here. let's see uh... i played judge stone on nbc's night court (go check it out!!) and now i do stand up. i'll announce shows on here when they come! i'm almost 40 (yikes!), single, and ready to mingle. (haha wow, that was lame. note to self: remember to write literally anything else here.) bear with me while i try to figure this website stuff out. wish me luck!
oh boy, my first pity react! is that... good?
Hah, they'RRe SSo SSouRR. Oh, I don't think I've eveRR SSeen a look quite like that. You might be woRRth the time, pRRetty boy. #vaguepoSSting
i chose the wrong time to try out a new website because i am already exhausted. i guess too many sleepless nights in a row are finally starting to catch up to me. off to bed i go!
great success i found five bucks i can now feed myself for the next two weeks with clearance dollar store food im living the high life or whatever the fuck the saying is is it the good life or the high life because technically im high but only elevation wise since im on the roof but otherwise im bitch cold sober what was i saying
>> ¡ keep be¡n ડ1eepy And keep th¡nkng Hmm oh yeડ ¡ w¡11 take a nap But then? The nap never comeડ.
ill look fuckin 80 years old but yeah. probably.
Stop pitying my declaration of dehydration, what the fuck.
In light of my recent ocean-kind-based threats I've decided to stop drinking water entirely. I'll update you on how that turns out.
Did NOT mean to make my wizard post while yall were talking about wizard pussy. That's my bad.
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In a stunning turn of events it would appear my disability has disabled me.
hiiiii im sorry if this like destroyed your expectations or something >X3 you didnt say that but just in case
I know it's not enough. Too little, too late. But it's better than ignoring it.
what's the highest paid tier and where do I send the money
Oh, god, there's two more of her. This has to be some lotus eater shit. I'm going to scroll through her profile again and again and when I look up from my phone I'm going to be fifty years older. There's no way. Now, of all times?
no no nono no effin way thats rly her it cant rly b her right?? #vague ??
ok imagine tasm clayface if he was always humanoid shaped.
The fucked up thing is that if I were a character in a series, I wouldn't even be the main character. I'd be some fringe side character that got three lines of dialogue and then absolutely butchered by fanon. :[
sometimes i feel this post in my core..
The only thing I ever done worth anything on this bitch of a site is assign Double-Tap and Catholic Doc Scratch their nicknames.
OH FOR FUCK SAKE.
Me after commenting on his post: Nah it's fine he probably didn't even see that. #ILoveCoping.
Bwehhhh.... Sleeping s☘︎ g☘︎☘︎d...then b☘︎☘︎m, y☘︎u wake up
I can't handle this shit twice in one day #VaguePosting #TheSecondTimeIsWorse
c< yOu aNd Me bOtH, HigH five! >c
why are you Like This. i am Tired. i am going to Bed. #vagueposting