⌞dee⌝
@translunaryGloam
just call me dee, i know my name is weird, ok? he/they [Art: @tipsyGlamour]
Skibbidi toilet.
evil.
the evil and intimidating dee strider at my fucking door.
LET ME IN
aughhhhhh the fucking highway was flooded and we got soaked!!!!!
life is a highway and i wanna waterslide it all waterfight long
dont go out on the highway on your motorcycle, genuine recipe for disaster. almost did end up in a waterslide situation.
you were fucking cycling on a flooded highway at that point you just walk man there is no engine on harleys motor oil lubricated earth that is going to survive getting splish splooshed
well we didnt expect a random section of highway to be partially lake.
grumpy old man is grumpy.
im a year younger than you.
shhhhh.
hes got no fucking manners.
shut up im fucking this burger up.
people are staring at you.
cause im hot duh.
anyways hey. whats good chittr?
im resource guarding.
🃟 ♢-- It's just a single chip, dearie. a single one, in a pile of chips. You would not notice it is even gone!~ --♢ 🃟
no its mine.
yep.
locking everything up.
nuh uh.
media analysis is pervert behavior.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] e|ab0rate. [END MESSAGE]
nah.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... [ACTION:QUERY] p|eaze? [END MESSAGE]
nahhh.
one billion percent lost interest.
hi kid, i see you.
I deserve a liddle dread.
Bread is a dread doo, somedimes! And nod a bad dhoughd, eidher. Maybe I should swing by a bakery and ged somedhing barely unconsidered do be cake.
mm... some easter bread sounds so good rn...
I drusd in your abilidies do source your own snacks. Unfordunadely, I'm nod exacdly cerdain how do deliver dhings do you! Oh, bud you know whad sounds good do me? One of dhose croissands widh dhe Chocolade in dhe middle.
ahh its ok i can get my own later. fuck those are so good too though. anything with chocolate filling is bomb as fuck.
You're so righd. Chocolade is one of dhe mosd wonderful liddle concocdions dhere is! You know whad else is good? Fudge. ..I may be consdrucding myself a larger and larger shopping lisd of liddle dreadies.
you and i both actually. fudge is good too. i like the kind they put sea salt on and make it a little savory. theres one called uhhmmm uhhh... penuche? its made different from regular fudge but ohhh my goddds its amazing.
Dhere is a place semi-close do my hive dhad makes Budder Pecan fudge. Id's delecdable! I'll have do see if dhey carry Penuche as well. Id does sound good.
i think it might be a regional thing since i tried to get some outside of the area i had first gotten it and they looked at me like i was crazy.
Ah, bud you never know undil you dry.. Ad any rade, I have dhe resources for express shipping. I can'd imagine id would be exceedingly difficuld do order some in dhis digidal age.
so true so true. good luck, if you manage to get some you gotta lemme know how you like it.
*no beers in* so how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts?
Actually I think that other Dirk nailed it pretty well, outside a few extra bullet points
can i hear the extra bullet points??? no ones giving me a direct answer and im goddamn curious and dying about it.
See that's the problem. The feelings are a wishy washy oil and water mix of knowing you are not MY version of you, but you're still a version of HIM, and there's a disconnect. It's hard to separate his actions from you even though you never did them, because of that pesky universe shit, which makes an internal shit storm of complicated opinions that are there but we know they shouldn't be. That's why you're getting vague answers. No one wants to admit that every alt reminds them of their own version of that person and it's even worse when the "I have infinite splinters and they are all separate" guy is the one that can't separate it.
might help to still type em out and get that complicated shit worked out. hm. hell. do that actually. type at me. you dont have to hit the reply button or whatever and do that thing where you write the message out then destroy it for therapy reasons or whatever the hell my sister said.
Don't remind me, Rox is trying to get me to go back. I'm going to feel like a coward if I delete all of it so just.. a messy chaotic clusterfuck of abandonment and adoration, is the summary.
yeah ok fair enough, that shit did happen on my end, but it aint like i had a choice in that in the end. had i had the chance to actually like. be there... i would have.
That's where the adoration part comes in. I can bet you most of us know that already, that's why it's so complicated.
mmm fair fair. ill stop bustin yalls balls about it though i just wanted a lil sliver of thought and i know its hard to get outta you guys because of aforementioned complicated thoughts and feelings.
It'll get out eventually, with enough poking. You just have to know which flavour of prodding each splinter needs.
i still have yet to figure that out since the one that lives in my timeline is still like 100000% awkward around me. i dont blame him of course but he seems more comfortable when we're in a group with the whole gaggle of striders within the timeline.