The Bohemian
@trillingThrene
Alternian Revolutionary | Void Aspected Ghost | Avid Quadrant Smearer
Methynks the Youth doth not Comprehend the Weight of the Words they Slyng and Bandy wyth reckless abandon...
Thou Doth Speak Merely of Nyghtly Atrocity, and worse, in thy Innermost Pusher, tys a Fact Wyll Known!!!
Woe. Curse of sllice mine touchstubs upon llong, sharp gllass be upon me. It hurt lless than the bllood woulld llead you to bellieve.
Place Thyne Prongs in Myne Mouth? Prithee? Prithee? Prithee?
#GirlBlade #GirlSteel
Girl guard.
Girl riposte~.
꧁@callouslyCynical how accurate is this to any woman duels youve seen Does yiur fair laimdy fightlikethjs꧂
Whille she is quite capablle of the skills, ripostes, whatnot, her weapon was best suited for a more... viscerall stylle. A threaded whipbllade, it was a common occurrence for a foe to llose their head from anglles outside their view at a range, or have the bllade wrapped around their extremities onlly to be pulled upon and cause horrific, fatall llacerations. She was a storm in her own right. #Viollence #GirllViollence #Yearning
Well. That, or she woulld cllose the distance with the enemy with terrifying haste and bite into their jugullar. #Viollence #Suggestive #ForMe
Dearest I Would Caution Thou For Such Erm. Suggestiveness Is, In Fact, Alluring To Many A Troll. Hast Thou Not Seen That Drinker Chaser Before???
Dear Chittr. Do NOT come to my ghostlly Manor. I hath prepared a trully wretched evening breakfast for thee. Well and Trully fucked it up Big Time
They Jest Not, Tys Lyke Charcoal Upon A Platter. One Slyce Of Bacon I Just So Happened To Brush Wyth Myne Finger, and it Shattered Lyke Glass, and Left Sooty Stains upon myne Fingers And Bosom.
Forgot about it...
Thou Art So Very Attentyve to Most Thyngs, But A Meal Doth Break thy Streak. Sad!
Sad. My shame shall be eternall
It is lliterally So Over :P Notice this face I have conjured so as to evoke a pllayfull tone.
Pray, Forgyve Me, I fear I hath Become A Pioneer Upon The Plains of Hanger...
A journey upon such pllains is fraught with perill. I shall make an attempt anew and this time not Fuck It
My experiments have produced not the outcome I initially sought, but perhaps something more interesting.
-- Attached is a video file. The Duellist is on a cliffside, still laden with the sweat of the forge. In their hands, a sword, looking to be finely crafted and unadorned. It is simple, but beautiful, otherwise unremarkable. Before them is a metal rod, planted within the soil. The Duellist takes a kendo-like stance and swings the blade directly into the rod. Bouncing off, it rings with a peculiar, and very loud resonance. The Duellist appears disappointed, mild intrigue dawning upon their face as the resonance does not fade, instead growing louder. As the sound escalates in volume, so too does it in pitch, and the wielder holds it out as far as their arms allow, as if expecting it to somehow explode. Suddenly, the resonance cuts off, and the sword falls apart entirely, blade, hilt, pommel, wrappings. The Duellist regards it with a raised eyebrow, before flicking a hand towards the camera and the recording ends. --
I will be performing a new experiment in the weaponsmithing arts - to produce the most brittlle bllade possiblle with no outward signs of poor craftsmanship. A bllade that will snap in two at minimall resistance whille appearing a fully fine armament. One has to occupy themsellf somehow.
Why doth the youth say this, and allso you
In Myne Own Case, Tys due to Bemusement and Also Myrth. But The Youth Doth State Lmao to Shorten Laughing Myne Ass Off.
C:~ The more I reminisce, the more I find myself convinced that trolls are simply incapable of withstanding true, everconsuming love.<
Boo. I scared you. Now you have to say "Hello, Rose."
Thou Hath Hyld Thyne Language Plateau and Prongs in such Sylence as to Instyll a sense of Dread regarding thyne Absence. Tys Goode to espy Thy Lylac Hue upon the Tymelyne once More.
Writing poems as a form of flirting instead of actually flirting.
@callouslyCynical Thys Chyt Doth Remynd me of Someone...
｢ @gachikoischic ｣ asks... ｢gyahhh!!! (ノ｀д´)ノ彡┻━┻ megane-san objects to joshi being objectified for baka gaijin to get forum clickies!! σ(￣皿￣;; ) tch... its like cro-chan doesnt evwen knyowv that theyre delicate flovwers... (っ｀д´)っ･:∴ to be protecc! nebber attacku! (￢_￢)｣............ ｢can cro-chan include pantsu reports in her guides onegai. (￢∀￢)｣ okay, this vwasnt as bad as i thought itd be. glad you enjoyed cronus amporas guide to the ladies (#cagttl) i guess? check out my pinned, by the by, for anyone not in the knowv. so, glasses vweirdo, i dont feel like going back to edit those, but ill vwrite up a newv post, just for you. cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 21: pantsu #nsfwv #cwv-megane the problem here is that most of the time you dont evwen get a good look at a gals panties. like, ninety percent of em in my experience just arent too interested. and thats fine! but if you vwant to havwe a real good time, guy or gal, havwe some fun vwith vwhat you vwear. doesnt gotta be loads, but heres something that all true pervwerts understand, i figure glasses freak does too: being naked isnt all that hot. being clothed but shovwing skin is *vway* hotter than being nude, hell, you can do it vwithout shovwing skin, just look at the condy, or vwelma dinkley. its like vwhat evweryone says about the monster in a horror film, vwhat your pan fills in vwill be scarier than vwhat the creators can actually make. the mystique of a covwered bod is sexier than the bod itself. dont get me vwrong, i lovwe a good nude as much as anyone else, but the process of getting there makes it so much svweeter. this brings us back to pantsu. i mean, panties. the drapes to a girls soul. they get the best of both vworlds. they covwer up the most secretivwe spot, they hold that mystical allure, peeling em off is the final step... but then, panties are also hidden, theres an allure just to seeing them. upskirts, vwhale tails, bikini bottoms... its almost magic. panties get hidden by skirts, dresses, pants, and it becomes a mystery vwhat they could be. then vwhat they end up being tells you a lot about a persons soul. i aint gonna go super into detail on each gal here, you gotta do some extrapolation on your owvn. this aint 100% either, theres vwariation betvween vwersions of people. im just going off vwibes here. lets get into it. rose: she vwants you to be curious, but shes only gonna dress up if she expects something. lacy cheeky cuts, black or some color she thinks vwill excite you. if you catch her off-guard, shes vwearing some practical, plain briefs. it almost gets me more excited, especially if i can catch one vwhen theyre vwearing purple for themselvwes, not me. happens more than youd think. jade: usually boyshorts, shes an activwe gal and dont vwanna chafe. if she vwants to be flirty her go-to is a bikini cut. sometimes evwen a literal bikini bottom if she thinks theres a chance to go svwimming. going topless is one thing for her, but shes got *some* standards. for hygiene, anyvways. she usually goes for cute patterns, like pawv prints or the periodic table or something. jane: granny panties, but damn if she aint a gilf. cutest ivwe seen her in are some real high cut briefs. shes alvways filling out vwhatevwer shes vwearing though, so no complaints. usually beiges, vwhites, blacks, the neutral colors you get from the multi-packs. roxy: she likes howv sexy bikini bottoms make her feel, but if shes going out for the night or shes expecting some action? thongs all the vway. if shes expecting a real good time shell go for the g-string. she likes neons, bold patterns, something thatll really catch the eye if you spot her vwhale tail. aradia: granny panties. again. and she makes em vwork, dont get me vwrong, she just dont care most of the time. shes a big gal, shes activwe, she needs something practical. but. and hear me out. you get her in the mood, you find an aradia vwholl prep beforehand? this gals got all kinds of lingerie. frills, lace, all black and red, all shovwing off her best assets. shes a real classy gal, all things considered. femkat: bright red. cheeky or boyshorts. youd think she vwouldnt out herself so easily, but they alvways do, and theyvwe alvways got fat asses and great hips. make fun of her for havwing "unsexy" panties, get her all nice and flustered. nepeta: boyshorts or cute lil kitty fits. sometimes she might try some "sexy" panties but she just doesnt knowv howv to make the vwibe vwork, so it still ends up cute. id assume she has some in blue, but ivwe only evwer seen the olivwe ones. i dunno, vwould that be a vweird gift betvween moirails? kanaya: this is a classy gal, she vwears classy panties. shes got all sorts, alvways tailored to match vwhatevwer fit shes got on. she doesnt exactly lean sexy, she tends to go hipster, and usually blacks and jades. shes more likely to vwear lace casually than most gals. terezi: do you evwer need me to tell you this one? she shovwed you all her boxers before. if she vwants to look cute shell go for boyshorts, but most rezis dont care *too* much about that sorta thing. they knowv that theyre hot and theyll make you vwork for it to understand that. so, they usually go for comfort and colors they like. vwriska: so heres the thing. shes *got* cute undies. shes all prepped vwith these frilly numbers that showv off her ass and drawv the eyes and go vwith her outfits and all that. she just dont vwear em is the thing. its really hard to find a vwris vwholl break out those "special occasion" panties. so she just vwears hipsters, usually black or cerulean, and tells herself theyre sexy because theyre not briefs. feferi: i dont knowv that ivwe evwer met a fef vwho aint vwearing svwim bikinis underneath evwerything. usually in her pink, or some kinda fun floral or nautical pattern. she doesnt havwe nearly as much of a mystique as most of the gals since youre gonna see her svwimming anyvways. damara: it depends on her mood, and vwhos dressing her. if she didnt dress herself, vwhite or lime, modest, the sort that freaks like this megane guy go gaga ovwer vwhen they get an upskirt. if someone vwho aint a pervwert is making her dress up, shes got a bunch of vwhat youd find if you searched "sexy red and black panties," like... yeah, its hot, but its all generic. if shes dressing herself? commando, legs spread vwide, daring you to comment. if you do youll get a better vwiewv, but you vwont knowv vwhether youll be on your knees or if shell be stomping your chest in until it happens. femkri: see femkat. meulin: she might just havwe the biggest gap in presentations betvween any of the gals on this list. its a coin flip betvween granny panties and thongs. i dont think she evwen thinks about vwhich ones shes putting on, its just vwhatevwer she happens to grab in the evwening. lots of greens, purples, its vwhat youd expect from her. porrim: kanaya, but sexy. or more like, kanaya is her, but more modest. porrim cares about looking great, and her panties are alvways gonna match her fit. lots of lacy thongs to make sure you see as much leg as possible in those split dresses. can i be honest though? the squishiest vwriggly ivwe evwer popped for her vwas seeing porrim vwearing a t-shirt (no bra) and some high-cut briefs. she doesnt ignore comfort vwhen she can let loose. latula: ironic/unironic gamer hipsters. shes hiding herself evwen here. at least if you play vwith the buttons shell find it funny. shell vwear something a bit more serious if shes gonna do some real grinding, but i couldnt tell you vwhat. aranea: its like if porrim vwere just a bit more cloying. shes got stuff thats technically modest, ceruleans and blacks, but its all frilly and clearly meant to be showvn off. and then shell pretend like shes *not* going for the sexy librarian look on purpose, and shes *not* bending ovwer just enough for her dress to ride up. but her panties are *technically* innocent enough that youll be called the pervwert if you say anything about it. tch. meenah: if she doesnt care? plain black boxers, usually. if shes doing herself up evwen a lil though? cmon, vwevwe all seen her vwhale tail. shes alvways rocking that thong, flossing up her nookita denditis or vwhatevwers up vwith her dowvn there. alternian ancestors: ugh, vwho cares? okay, rapid fire. handmaid: see damara. disciple: i dunno, commando? loincloth? did they evwen havwe panties back then? dolorosa: probably something classy yet vwhorish. redglare: thong. mindfang: g-string her imperious condescension: havwe you seen howv tight that vwetsuit is? thats all shes vwearing. *maybe* some lil pads or pasties or vwhatevwer theyre called to keep the outline looking respectable, but she aint vwearing shit under there. her microbiome is povwerful enough to fight off anything she might svwim through. okay, at least vwe ended off vwith a bang. this is all just from personal experience, your mileage may vwary. evwery gal is a unique special snovwflake or vwhatevwer, blah blah blah, you get it. if youre a gal and i got you vwrong, or you vwanna be included, share your proof in my dms ;) #askcronus
Good God
hmm. hmm... something sleek, form-fitting, that doesnt get in the vway, that doesnt impede your movwements at all... boyshorts, thong... maybe both. the latter being more ceremonial...
Me when I’m a guy who has never been at the heel of a sadistic clown: haha lol i fuck heavily with the oppressive land dwelling extension of your fascist regime let me lick the boot haha lol Die, lmao.
They shoulld do a #DuellistWeek. I will not attend.
It woulld simplly be more humorous
My student, no one woulld go anyhow, haha, excepting perhaps you, and Rose.
I assumed you woulld be with me.