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( 〃▽〃) Sorry I didn't mean you who are you ♫
The People Know That |, Ptolmy Kanast, Am More Worthy Of Be|ng Heralded As The Prem|ere Duel|st. You Better Up Your Game Foss|l Or The Future Shall Overtake You.
yeah, okay, guess i savw that coming. handmaid vwins! im looking forvward to the photoshoot for next rounds match. novw, up next in the great #cronusbabeoff... wvriska serket up against latula pyrope! wvould you beliewve it wvas really, really tough to find a pic of this duo? it wvas either this (#nsfwv btvw) or one vwhere they wvere shrinkwvrapped skinny. i think i made the right call. <3 or <> for latula <3< or c3< for vwriska
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
shame about sootnose, she could hawve a real cute rosiee the riwvetickler thing going on. thatd be thematic, right? but yeah, fef vwins this match of #cronusbabeoff. surprise surprise. next up! an interesting match. assigned femme fatale by sgrub, or evweryones fawvorite jerk-88 #nsfvw, vwevwe got snovwman, also knowvn as the black queen, and probably some other dumb bq title, going up against wvriska serket! wvriskas a pretty high seed, but i think theres a chance for snovwman if she gets enough (hired) goons behind her. <3 or <> for snovwman <3< or c3< for wvriska serket
i just needed to get rid of the ones no one cares enough about first.
...I suppose. It is difficullt to shake off mine "olld bastard" tendencies.
One makes reference to one new batch of humans and they swarm to the Post llike ants to sugar.
I shall never mention anyone, directlly or in specifically, within my posts ever again.
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
I am No Llonger Normall and "Not Defensive" about my wife, under threat of punishment shoulld I become normall. Nature is healling?
Drowning in the attentions of The Bohemian. This is good
Oh my god. I forgot to mention you as well. AND Duellist. Especially Duellist. You make this site worth it.
A ha.. You embarrass me. The feelling is mutuall.
I hate you I think.
The Bohemian. She was the Commander of the entire force. What is your hive address. Just curious.
In llife she was considered one of the most beautifull women in our army and had many partners. So... no I do not think so. And any impllication to the contrary will resullt in a swift death
No, I insist. Expllain in detaill. I have Troll Autism. It is ablleist if you do not expllain.
What does this mean
I am unused to fllattery, even pllatonically, Ha ha.
It is very tempting.
I am a llotus I have no need for horrific viollent urges I do not need them
I am normall and not defensive at all about my wife. Manifesting this.
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #CanItRunYAOI https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ceb5459d2b7.gif - MC Oleana
I have never been snubbed quite so thoroughlly. This is outrageous. We must take up arms once more.
@callouslycynical @trillingthrene
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
Not an unreasonablle demand. I woulld not be here without them, but... Their bargains are not something to take llightlly.
hnn
࣪⊹₊˚{ hi, girlygrub. i am SO sorry he did that to you.... }*ᯅ*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ so do you like fourgive me now because i yelled at him }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ i am LITERALLY going to take your cigarette + make you a third horn with it if thats how this is going to go }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ YOU SHAMELESS PITCHTRAWLER!!!! SLUT!!!! }*□*{ }*□*{ DEFILER OF KNOWLEDGE!!!! GOREGLE GARROTER!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ NO }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ NO DONT }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ I LIIIITERALLLLYYYY DONT EVEN CARE SO WE CAN HONESTLY JUST DROP IT NOW OKAY!!!! THANK YOU!!!! }._.{ #VAGUE #vagueglubbing #UGHHHH }˚₊⊹ ࣪
next time you see her, ask her to merge souls. it'll 8e life changing trust
Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a courtesan within his business. It was here that Uesugi Karkat was first referred to by his East Alternian title, the AKATSUKI. Under the strict tutelage of the other courtesans, he learned to dance, sing, play music, pour tea with delicately trembling wrists, feign laughter at unfunny jokes, and weaponize the nape of his nugstalk in the way that an anglerfish lures its prey into its abyssal maw. However, accounts from the other brothel workers say that he was too ornery and foul-mouthed to do any of these things without erupting with rage. He did, however, learn the local language with surprising acuity, and the courtesans were deeply impressed with his natural propensity for writing romantic long-form poetry. Furthermore, rather than selling his concupiscent services as a low-ranking courtesan was expected to, the Akatsuki was supposedly so renowned for his talents as a pale quadrant advisor and ashen mediator that guests of some of the highest castes in Troll Edo sought him out solely for his comfort and advice. No information on the Akatsuki's hemocaste could be discerned during this time, due to never once shedding his genetic material with any customer or courtesan alike. In fact, so preternatural was his ability to touch the pusher of a customer without ever shedding his kimono that within three sweeps, he had already reached the prestigious rank among courtesans of a Boiran (boy oiran), which offered him considerable wealth and empowered him with the right to turn away any offer made in poor taste, even if they were of a higher-blooded caste. It was due to this prestige that he was later discovered by his next wealthy benefactor, who was the leader of a troupe of Grubuki actors, and began his next career as the ONNAGATA. Attached is one of the most popularly sold woodblock-print wall scrolls of his likeness, titled "Delicious Fucking Shit," for the ambiguity of its referral to either the grub-tempura or the courtesan himself. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17e0aad9aa46.png #uesugikarkat
So Th|s |s The "ch|ttr" |'ve So Much About? | Have Yet To Be |mpressed. | W|ll See Just How | Feel About Th|s Place After | Have Seen For Myself |f There Any Proper Duel|sts That Could Even Hope To Challenge Me.
The creators of Paradox Space shoulld have llet you die a 2nd, worse time, methinks.
Pllease.
How truly intoxicating it is to have a powerful man trembling beneath you. #nsfw #suggestive #vagueposting
Hm, it sounds as if #yuriday is a miserable affair to you. Are you a #yurihater, Duellist? For shame.
Had I known it was about kissing I woulld not have asked. I am not availlablle for that, oh no.
And that too. I had a woman tell me earllier that I take mysellf too seriouslly. Can you bellieve that? I can. But to make llevity, I am pretending that I cannot.
gog w3'<3 got som3 s3rious hags on this sit3 lik3 g3t back to th3 r3tir3m3nt hi<3
ABOUT TO BE 2 OUT OF 10,002 BY THE TIME I’M DONE.
I feell as though I have whetted my bllade for a future engagement. A good sensation.
I will wreak blloody destruction on as many Data Centers as is necessary to secure your Publlic Perception of Dignity and Grace.
no!!!! i llooked up to them growing up this is embarassing
Can whoever gave my fuckass ancestor internet access... UNDO that? this is so fucking cringe
- put a bug in their palmhusk and start tracking their every whereabout!!!
Not a singlle soull on the entirety of this website wants feedback from a Vriska. Begone, insect.
Perhaps some of the denizens of this website woulld find greater focus and cllarity of thought if they spent lless time begging and beseeching for a quadrant or holle to be filled, and more time honing the body and mind through meditation and dedication to a craft or art. Try being dead for untolld ages as well. If the other options do not prove fruitfull.
- I could never feel pitch for a womman. And it's not HER fault. - It's just that I could never hate a womman the samme way I could hate a mman... 😮💨😔 They are due a DIFFERENT KIND of respect. 😌👏