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Forgiveness shan't come Die gasping, beached on the sand Damned catch-stealling shark #Haiku #FishingFriday I decided to just get it done, for I woulld have certainlly forgotten
Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a courtesan within his business. It was here that Uesugi Karkat was first referred to by his East Alternian title, the AKATSUKI. Under the strict tutelage of the other courtesans, he learned to dance, sing, play music, pour tea with delicately trembling wrists, feign laughter at unfunny jokes, and weaponize the nape of his nugstalk in the way that an anglerfish lures its prey into its abyssal maw. However, accounts from the other brothel workers say that he was too ornery and foul-mouthed to do any of these things without erupting with rage. He did, however, learn the local language with surprising acuity, and the courtesans were deeply impressed with his natural propensity for writing romantic long-form poetry. Furthermore, rather than selling his concupiscent services as a low-ranking courtesan was expected to, the Akatsuki was supposedly so renowned for his talents as a pale quadrant advisor and ashen mediator that guests of some of the highest castes in Troll Edo sought him out solely for his comfort and advice. No information on the Akatsuki's hemocaste could be discerned during this time, due to never once shedding his genetic material with any customer or courtesan alike. In fact, so preternatural was his ability to touch the pusher of a customer without ever shedding his kimono that within three sweeps, he had already reached the prestigious rank among courtesans of a Boiran (boy oiran), which offered him considerable wealth and empowered him with the right to turn away any offer made in poor taste, even if they were of a higher-blooded caste. It was due to this prestige that he was later discovered by his next wealthy benefactor, who was the leader of a troupe of Grubuki actors, and began his next career as the ONNAGATA. Attached is one of the most popularly sold woodblock-print wall scrolls of his likeness, titled "Delicious Fucking Shit," for the ambiguity of its referral to either the grub-tempura or the courtesan himself. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17e0aad9aa46.png #uesugikarkat
Thank you, my llove. It is something of a sequell to a previous one that you may recall.
Hourgllass is broken Sand joins the grains on the beach Eternity, yours #Haiku
The only duellist we got will kill you with seventeen sword stabs.
Good! I'm glad. Not this time, but I'm happy that they're taking steps to make their eternity a little less lonely tbh. I'm happy you had a good time. :)
Oh! I'm pretty good. Been neglecting some things around the hive, so I finally rallied myself to get put of the comfort slab before it got too late to tend to those things. Now I must Act on Tending. How are you! How was your 2-Troll Ball? :)
Thank you. I have high hopes allong with high anxieties for this event.
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I'm sure you look more than acceptable. Good luck on whatever it is that has you all dressed up.
I have not worn formall wear llike this for a very llong time. I hope I appear acceptablle...
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With coquettish smille She pricks with provoking words The pusher fllutters #Haiku
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
Perhaps the reason that witches have been so malligned in popullar cullture and follkllore for millenia is their nature of being difficullt to controll. They are a source of power that can be both unpredictablle, inscrutablle, and unablle to be lleashed. This of course lleads to power structures such as governments and llocall llords having great incentive to either expunge the truth of their existence in the historicall record, or to fabricate lless charitablle stories, or exaggerate and boost the visibillity of true cases of such uncharitablle depictions. This is unfair. Accept not the first stories you are tolld of such archetypes, for they bellie untolld depths. At lleast, for the one that I know. A beautifull, determined, and fierce woman. Kind as I have ever known.
I bellieve I have "lloosened up" considerablly in recent times...
I feell I shoulld bring up the matter that is my Titlle. I have seen the occasionall user of this website refer to me somewhat improperlly. It is The Duellist. With two Lls. I know my blloodllines quirk makes this confusing, so I wanted to cllear this up. Two Lls. Duellist. Not Duellist. Unquirk the chitt to see it llaid bare. The wholle repeating of the lls is something of the Bllaidd tradition. Except in the llast name. Yes, I do know this is confusing.
I am obtaining a growing affection for the Tomb Kings faction in Totall War: Warhammer 3. Perhaps it is out of a sense of Déjà Vu for an olld acquaintance. An immortall, undead being, rising back from the earth after it's own defeat, over and over again. How familliar, ha ha.
@confinedAnomally Perhaps you were meant to be a king instead of a Vagrant.
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part deux. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fe1ab7fc3f.png
What is this. Who sent this to me. What does it even mean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c85d6579cb53.png
Unreal Heiress, play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra.
I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.
... :(
Just get off my post.
Crockercorp. One word, you disappointing fucking dullard. Also- the "BOARD OF DIRECTORS?" What reality are YOU dwelling under the funk of wherein OUR namesake corporation is run by ANYTHING other than our own private equity? You haven't bought back your own fucking stock? The bootstraps are for PULLING ONESELF UPWAYS, not tangling around your own gullet like an unobserved toddler stumbling into the window shades! :B But let us be quite frank with ourselves, shall we? You are cognitively ROTTING under the yoke of that contraption. You will never aspire to anything greater than burrowing mouth-first into your empress' shoe leather like a rat trying to find fresh air. And good gravy, that is ok! I have now thoroughly observed you. Beneath the heel of a more intelligent superior is precisely your niche, Jane. Hold on tight to that shelter, because we can all see VERY APPARENTLY that you do not have the chops for upper management.
I'M AT WORK. SOME PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET HAPPEN TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY.
Regrettably.
@gutlessGorturer Alrighty. Let us dispense with the pretense of pleasantry, here. I am going to shift to a lower gear NOT in retreat, but in response to what you must assume is a well-calculated assessment of my person. Some minor concessions. That I stress test my alternates and peers for low-risk data by which I may color my own upward momentum. Such is the necessary vehicle of self-improvement when one has blown off the training wheels and is shakily keeping upright of their own volition- something you know nothing about!! Also, they need a little pushing. It's good for them, and for you. Or it would be, if you weren't too augmented to make use of peer feedback. :P Anyhow, that is where your potency as a social saboteur falls to a fizzling, flat failure. Now on to your points in order. 1.) "Biological clock." Nonexistent. Someone tell this dizzy broad that MY ova are EVER-replenished. Frankly, you ought to know this if YOUR spawncannon is as fruitful as it must be for you to attack MY lack of reproductive bounty. I had better watch the accordion-fold print of YOUR legion of heiresses SPILL from your wallet. LET'S SEE UNREAL HEIRESS' LITTER. The mother hen scratches herself a proper nest before letting loose! I have AS LONG AS I'D LIKE to situate that space before engaging in Phase Two. 2.) You have narrated the cycle of behaviors in my posts. Congratulations. With effort, you might bust out of your CURRENT toady britches of absolute servitude and land a gig in the social media department at MY headquarters! Oh, wait, no. These are the baseline double-digit IQ observations of essentially anyone on the platform who performs a regular check-in on my page. Congratulations rescinded. 3.) I "speak like a CEO" because I am a CEO, who is electing voluntarily to share my personal opinions on certain matters on my PERSONAL SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE. If I were any battier on the main feed, it would be a disservice to my accomplishments in the court of public opinion. Again, a cavelike simplicity to the logic you wield. Could we wake up the SUPERcomputer? I fear my genetic neighbor is burning the interior of the TI-84 she's got banging around up in that empty coconut! 4.) I am a conduit of raw Creation and those properties of Life are mine to "abuse," although I take issue with your liberal application of the word. No jokes here. I am simply going to continue doing what I want! :B 5.) (To the reader: she counted my posts. What a fucking loonybird.) YOU have posted [TOO MANY] times, comprising a quantity I refuse to dignify with an actual figure. Whatever quantity of blithering has escaped your flapping mouth has run past the dadgum fill line. 6.) Eridan Week was in fact spectacular. We are eclipsing into a rare alignment of ideals for this brief moment. Bask in the shadow of my footsteps and see how much wiggle-room you've got yet to fill on those toes. 7.) Again with the a-words. Assault? I have a towering stack of liability waivers that beg to differ. Also missing the strategic point of that night and the greater event as a whole, which doesn't surprise me. You are such a dogmatic black hole that no humor may escape your gaze with ANY remaining merit, even the shroud of joviality over actual gamepiece movement! 8.) I LOATHE being subjected to the fumbling of an individual wearing my face and name. In your case, I'll give you a pass, because you've been rendered little more than an enforcer, and at that task within your own chronology I'm sure you're quite successful. I do not SELF-loathe. This is an inaccurate interpretation of my deeper motivations spawned by YOUR artificial imperative to get me on board with your Ponzi hubbub. Durr. On the off chance that these insults are being relayed strictly for guffaws (which I doubt), you're equally missing the mark. Missy, I have got your number as well as you think you've got mine. At the end of the day, I have BEEN you. You have never been me! One day, when the circlet falls from your scalp and the scales from your eyes, I will accept your blubbering apology in the form of your face mashed against the polished marble of my executive office floors. And then perhaps, PERHAPS, in the name of sisterhood, I will drop you a couple of pointers. Or maybe you'll just die like that OTHER Jane, tormented in biological inauthenticity and so augmented that her tether to Life itself pinched shut in utter rejection of her fate. But trust. It's one or the other for you. :B
... Thank you.
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
lmao i think they are!! i def dont have a green thumb so im kinda shit at takin care of em lmao
I really don't think they are obligated to do anything. It is exploring an interesting character space, it is appropriately tagged, it doesn't break any rules. They have followed every possible rule they can be expected to
ᐖ WOAGH UR SO GOOᐖ AT ᐖAT I LUV U MS BOHO ᐛ
Smallest grain of sand Powerlless before the tides Outllasting mountains #Haiku ? Coulld use some work
Good, you had me worried you were going to double-die of dream hypothermia.
Truthfully, my friends, my road can get very lonely, and I have been walking it for a long time. I thank you all for accompanying an old man, however briefly. I know I have been sharing many poems recently, but sometimes, my memories are the only thing that I have to entertain me. Please allow me to share with you another: “All things I pick up Are moving, awash upon The beach at low tide.”
I have scarcelly paid much mind to my physicall appearance vis-à-vis llooking "attractive". Whether I was or not, I did not particullarlly care. I simplly tuned my appearance to an aesthetic that I fellt befitted my character. Something about being depicted artfully however... It does make me feell this. That I am "attractive". It feells nice.
Y401 P0571NG 0N YUR1 D4Y? M0D5K1LL 7H15 GUY
...Probablly so.......
She sees the worlld with sunkissed eyes I take shellter in the bllackest shade. Her words so soft, breathing gentllest sighs She soothes my mind, I rest my bllade. Her smille so kind, her heart so wise Composure tremblles, my heart is swayed. Clloseness to her, the llight denies My true devotion, by fate forbade You are my sunrise #Poetry
ᐖ YA AN ALSO UR FUNNY ᐛ
Due to my unmatched, sharp as a bllade wit, I assume.
A bait and switch.
Thin sillver llining, Optimism drowning deep Wait. Caught a big one #haiku I consider #fishingfriday an optimall opportunity for llevity in art
I do recall. Perhaps I coulld be persuaded to enjoy it.
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
Storm rages, wind howlls Lichtenburg scars on my heart Strike, it beats once more.
Pronunciation has a fascinating effect on haiku as written in western Allternian llanguages. A fllaw of conversion of the structure to a llanguage it was not intended for.
⛧don't foul the blade on the rib. the throat, the liver, and the lungs are your first target with your thresh. #instructional #violence⛧
IItt realllly does ffiillll you wiitth such a range off emottiions, doesn'tt iitt?
Thats s0 c00l. N0t nearly that l0ng... Like 12 sweeps
You are doing well. I recommend avoiding isollation as best as you can. It is bad for the pan.
I haven't said some shit in a while. Some shit.
ᐖ SUMSHIT!!!!!!!1!!! ᐛ
ᐖ WUT IF U STEAL THINGS "PEOPLES" LATER ᐛ
ᐖ ᑈLAIRE RLY GOOᐖ AT JOB APPIᑈATION ᐛ
What is the llogic in spending 500 sweeps in very rarelly interrupted isollation in my afterllife, yet, upon a singlle visit from another, the sollitude weighs upon me so heavilly? I do not understand...
It is times llike this that make you want to start a second rebellion all over again. But it is not my Allternia, and not my llifetime.
I am not unwell, my llight. Just somewhat somber.
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I had a conversation that allowed me to expand my mind somewhat, is all. Some day mayhaps I will go over the contents.
▬▬[══Whilst thou art contriving about thy lances ande measuring, I am busily polishing mine unblemished hauberk and devouring vast quantities of crisped beastflesh!🤣═══>
I did say allmost
I allmost feell bad for that Indigo Wretch.
It is simplly difficullt to switch proverbiall gears after writing haiku for hundreds of sweeps
The ""iambic pentameter" comes far lless naturally to me than my traditionall structure. But it is a wellcome challenge.
That is because One is thoroughlly untroublled
Fllee the Rising Sun She carves a path through the llight I cannot follow #haiku
I used to argue with her. Horriblle, heated debates, in the war room, sometimes ellsewhere. Our troops thought we woulld either go pitch or kill each other. To mysellf, it was proof we both cared.
One of the benefits of death is doing things one might never, or rarelly do, in llife. I have just taken a 3 hour llong shower.
I no llonger recall whether I develloped a llove for these pllant scents first and. Appreciation. For you further after, or all this in reverse.
You make them all memorablle in concert.
I can expllain most of them quite easilly as well. The ozone, the signature smell of mine cursed bllood, evaporating in the air. The green tea, I simplly llike. The metall, from hours spent forging.
My dear @trillingThrene tolld me these scents are what she prescribed to me. I am incllined to agree. https://thumbs2.imgbox.com/b1/35/6VTq8fVn_t.jpg
ᐖ I BET U SMELL LIEK WHEN MY GLAPTOP GETS HAWT ᐛ
The Gull spies a prize Whille I rest upon the pier Stealls my fucking food #haiku #nothappy
If you were in my army I woulld promote you.
Oh VERY good. On principall I generally do not respect sea-dwellers but I can appreciate a fellow artist. I woulld have taken more time formullating my own had I known there woulld be competition
Both parties strugglle A contest of Will and Hate Hook, Line, and Sinker #haiku #fishingfriday
Chchow. I know this girll. She is nice.
Sad llittlle royall Unworthy of my notice She earns my pity. #haiku
I cannot pen a haiku to convey the emotions stirring within my breast. Frustration.
ᐖ I SPRAY ALL ᑈHᑈHOW BASEMENT BOYZ WIF TEH POWER WOSHER HOSING ᐖEM ᐛ
Hygeine is important. I approve.
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Be sure to use the most powerfull setting. Just to be sure.
Learrning to swim with my moirrail at herr prrivate pool was ni(e! She neverr /)i/) take me to the o(ean forr that exa(t rreason though
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I ho+pe so+ at least I spend a lo+t o+f times in the caverns but I’d think if such an e|x|treme threat was o+ver o+ur heads they’d say so+mething
ᐖ BOOTY!!!!!11! #MYWIZᐖOM ᐛ
You must llive in a very different setting than we did, for this to be so shocking to you. One finds happiness, that young trolls of today, or other times, are ablle to find such security.
Even so+ it is a cradle o+f tro+llkind! Destro+ying it is hurting everyo+ne! I’m so+ so+rry yo+u had to+ go+ thro+ugh so+mething like that and live in an empire where such a thing was even co+nsidered
I speak merelly my experience
I do not partake. But I enjoy the emotions @trillingThrene expresses when she does.
ᐖ BOHEMIAN U R LITERALLY AWESUM ᐛ
Just llike our revollution envisioned...
My #DreamBluntRotation is all of us puffing and passing in harmony. Obama is there as well, of course. #substances
#freelove YEAH BABY!
lololol i dont partake in ye olde devils lettuce, but hey! happy 420 chat #substance https://i.imgur.com/pULkc08.png
Not my best work but I had a great need to convey my revullsion.
There is no more room on your shoullders for any additionall shame.
Leave my post. Do not replly "oKAY," or anything ellse for that matter. I am in no mood for shenanigans.
None of you know how to follow instruction. Shame for 1,000 sweeps.
𖠰'S nice to see what's happening outside the caverns. Gets dull down here sometimes.
#NowWatching https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_4280.png
Yes! A /)iffi(ult soil, but love is a tough plant!
Yeah, I do. I think at any time, any place, people'll fall in love with each other. But if ya love someone, ya have to be able to protect them
c< ...yes, yes i dO >c
《 Anywhere, anytime. 》
I still can't believe there are actual rainbo+w drinkers here I kno+w there's much weirder in this website but still
After the battlle Fllowers bllossom atop graves Soills scars are healling #haiku #warmemories
silk won the poll by a single vote and its for the best really because this is the most comfortable of the options to be rubbing elbows in for hours. i cant say i expect to have a particularly good time at this gala but its not something i can or should avoid. maybe i can talk some actually enjoyable company into joining me for drinks afterwards. #gpoy https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/17/cocktaildress.png
Th@nk You For You Benevo7ence 🙏
·₊˚☄ Lalah Sune, too, appears to me barefoot. Sometimes I am the one wearing dress, and she is in military uniform. Tavros Nitram, we are kindred spirits - two comets flying through the night sky. ☆彡
I am unconvinced. But I will wait to be proven wrong, I suppose.
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( im picturing a hardened military tactician giving their troops a little smooch on the forehead and its fucking me up a little i HAVE to put this to paper )
Fumbling, you keep FUMBLING bro.
If I were tolld this by most other trolls they woulld find themsellf a head shorter in a singlle stroke of my bllade. But I have an affection for you so this seems extreme. I can onlly rellay my confusion.
ᐖ U KINᐖA PATHETIᑈ HAWT LAWL ᐛ
Why does everyone pity all of my chitts. Even the ones where I have not made some grave error. I do not understand.
My troops did tend to get rather joviall.
To expllain the sound To capture the finest edge? It went "shink" I guess
Love is stored in causing a riot in t)(e streets instead of partaking in t)(e planned activities of t)(e party 💙
the great question you must ask yoursellf now is, is the frustration outweighed by how fucking funny that shit is
yeah big michael is like my best friend tbh
Don't misunderstand I consider this to be Just a friendly bout
Is your surprise true? I thought that you'd understand This crowd's filled with freaks
"th1s too, 1s so true"
Wait hold on, Beanut Putter is funny as hell, actually.
A real good bit is layered, and yet the young folks will be satisfied saying some shit like 'Beanut Putter' back and forth to each other.
Bro you keep fumbling.
Not humorous in the sllightest
Bellief is dawning That this infernall website, A trap llaid for me #haiku
I like that whoever this old guy is talking to is just letting this shit post. 10/10
"even 1 know what a help1ng handy 1s"
- Everyone needs Help - sommetimme
I am not opposed to inspecting any new forms of bllade that I am unfamilliar with but I have doubts their products woulld meet my standards for use. Show me your work and your Hellpfull Handys as you say you are, @assistMint
Ha, yes. It woulld be difficullt not to take inspiration. It was good we had her, as my dour countenance was never quite so... warming
acshoally didnt efin read the post yet imma let you carry w this one coz i agree
look you cant say dumb shit like this on my chits i only hawve so many cigs to giwve big michael for posting priwvileges
btvw if you manage to make this about men youre officially a vworse person than me so keep that in mind
women #Women #Yup #ILoveWomen
i made onne too. https://file.gardenn/advr1gu4eQxRvRDB/smile.pnng
#rankmaidsdailytropediscussion will be somewhat of a book club but instead of a book club ill make a daily post describing a trope kink or fetish or just a generalized eromotif that could be a prime theme in a slash fic so i guess not really a book club more like a discussion board there are so many skilled artists and writers on this website i would love to hear their opinions if you would like to join my club follow the tag to be alerted ill be making the first discussion shortly 0v0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, i understand if no one wants to participate, it wont make me sad, archive rating: M)
// finished ver of an old sketch https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/GOFORITDARLIN5.png ft @archiveAddict
wOW, yOU ARE SO PRETTY, mISS,
oH, wOW, tHANK YOU, tHAT MEANS A LOT FROM, a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LIKE, yOURSELF,
II thiink the others very much enjoyed my piictures!! Allso, you spelled my name wrong, you siilly quackbeast!!
Pray, do not designate me a qvackbeast!
Quack Quack Quack!! That"s what you sound lliike!! Quack Quack Quack!! =:D
@dynamicFlo+wfields squirms in the mo+st ado+rable way when yo+u flirt with her. Every lady here sho+uld give it a go+.
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If any of the Eridans need a war advisor, I have extended experience in commanding a force against an enemy of far superior numbers and strength of arms through guerilla tactics. Though we did not win against the Empire it took them sweeps to defeat us and the lloss of vast amounts of resources and territory, as well as many high ranking solldiers. All I ask in return for my services is the right to kill just one Eridan of my choice, chosen at the time that the reward is rendered. #EridanWar
NOT A THROUPLE. SO A FOURPLE? #SUBSCRIBED #LOCKINGIN #INVESTINGEARLY
Hammer and Anvill The Metall, it warps, whines, twists A death well deserved #haiku
oh god one of the vriskas? doesnt even surprise me they are all fuckin desperate for attention at all hours
((Okay but for real though. "Too long didn't read" or anything along those lines is mean to the person behind the character more than anything. Someone real *did* write all that and it's pretty hurtful to dismiss all that work to their face or tell them that they aren't worth the effort of reading a paragraph or two. Characters are gonna be mean but remember not to be a jerk to the real person.))
Gllinting in the llight Bllades are refllecting the moon The llost are weeping hash tag haiku
thts a long way 2 say while u were havin sex, i was studyin the blade
WWAKE ME UP WWAKE ME UP ABORT SIMULATION
Very.. - comforting - sometimes >
It is!
It mig)(t seem scary, but if you've )(eard t)(em since )(atc)(ing, you get used to it!
It means t)(at t)(e )(orrorterrors still w)(isper in t)(e background of my t)(inkpan.
T)(ere's not)(ing comforting t)(an reliving my early wriggler)(ood memories of contact wit)( t)(e Old Ones t)(at Mum was fronds wit)(. I̵ ̷s̴t̴i̷l̷l̴ ̴)(̶e̶a̶r̶ ̸t̶)(̶e̸i̵r̶ ̶w̵)(̵i̴s̵p̷e̸r̵s̵.̶ You never feel truly alone w)(en t)(ey're your 24/7 noise mac)(ine. 38D #)(orrorterrors
Therre's a... Thin' in th' woods nearr ourr farrm. Went out yesterrday t' trry maybe fight it. It's been takin' ourr woolbeasts, it's got a lotta black ink tentacles and stuff. Ate me alive a few times too. #horrrrorr #gorre
O)(, t)(at's an easy fix! You can give it anot)(er offering to take t)(e attention away form your woolbeasts. Or you cod strike a deal wit)( one- from w)(at it seems like, it mig)(t be a minor one. T)(is are s)(rimple. T)(ey get BOR--ED so easily. A good idea would be striking a bargain, sort of like giving it a job. In return it can use t)(e t)(reats it krills for blood art instead. 38)
Hm, thinking about getting tattoos. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
i think we shoulld just execute everyone who used the no more event tags. skill issue bitches straight to hell do not pass go
tune in next time if you wwant to see somethin evvocativve i guess #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
tHIS IS LITERALLY, eRIDAN AND jAKE, eVERY rUMBLE nIGHT, HTTPS://MEDIA1.TENOR.COM/M/AqYG0gxxbA4aaaaD/BOWSER-GROUND-POUND.GIF
mAYBE YOU'VE JUST, bEEN TAKEN FOR A TUMBLE, bY HIM, sO MANY TIMES THAT, wHENEVER YOU SEE, tWO LUSCIOUS LUMPS, cLOSE BY TO EACH OTHER, yOU IMMEDIATELY ENVISION, aND FLASHBACK, bACK TO HIM PULLING HIS SIGNATURE, bUTT BOUNCE ATTACK, wHEREIN HE JUMPS UP AND THEN, bUTT SLAMS DOWN, oN YOU, tHAT ONE, hIS SIGNATURE MOVE, tHE BUTT SLAM, bOUNCE, aTTACK, tHAT ONE, lIKE IN VIDEOS GAME, yOU KNOW THE KIND OF ATTACK I MEAN, wHERE YOU HIT A BUTTON, wHILE JUMPING AND YOUR CHARACTER, dOES A BUTT BOUNCE, tHAT ONE, lIKE mARIO DOES, JAKE DID THAT TO YOU, a LOT, aND MAYBE IT HAS CREATED SOME, pOSTERIOR SHAPED SCARS, oN YOUR PAN, bOTH LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY FROM, tHE BUTT BOUNCE SLAM, aTTACK, cOMMITTED UPON YOU, bY jAKE'S (THE sNAKE'S) PLUSH RUMP, #BUTTSLAM #BUTTBOUNCE
howw i look at the barista wwhen she hands me my latte and the "symbol of hope" i humbly commanded her to sculpt the foam into is a portrait a jakes fat fuckin cheeks #nsfww @golgothasTerror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/474b9110eb5e.wwebp
pretty sky. very starry. somethinng to smile about.
Yo+u might be right yeah I have a lo+t to+ learn
B33 < WHY does mario crush turts all day long
>([mods peck t#is guys liver out for all eternity #gore]
if you think about it death is a new beginning in a lot of ways!
sometimes i think about how troll david bowie from when a young jadeblood wishes to be free of the brooding caverns and flirts with a dangerous seeming older demi-troll who grants her wishes but abducts a cavern full of wigglers in the process leading to an extended and heartfelt battle for the fate of the wigglers alongside comedic hijinks . . . didnt even do those psionics tricks he just had a rustblood stand behind him and pretended like their arms were his in the scenes where he did it
>([lotta folks out t#ere got a lotta fancy ideas for t#eir strife specibus but i tell you w#at aint a t#ing in t#is world more satisfyin t#at squarin up wit# some sc#muck wit# just ya dukes an a dream]
masculism eridan fincel eridan the levviathan nothin else really comes to mind
- an apple a day keeps the mediculler away!!! - it doesnt have to specifically be an apple - but ive seen how some of you eat! - you know exactly what im talking about!!! dont try playing coy!!! - eat a fresh fruit right now!!!!!
gOREGLE HOW DO i WRITE, a BDSM CONTRACT, wAIT NO THAT WOULDN'T EVEN, bRING ANYTHING UP, gOREGLE PULL UP REGULAR CONTRACTS INSTEAD, pLEASE, tHANK YOU, #NSFW
Can we as low or warm or whatever you wanna call it bloods agree to stop just... Giving out our addresses????????? On fucking CHITTR????? #directtargettedposting
I SEE YOU'RE A TROLL OF DISCERNING TASTES. IT'S JUST SO HARD TO CHOOSE. AMONG SO MANY EQUALLY LOATHSOME ERIDANS. IT'S LIKE PICKING A FAVORITE FROG. SO I'M ASSEMBLING A HAREM.
The Caverns Will Be Closed Tomorrow Because The Mother Grub Is Brooding Again
Not Gestational Brooding The Emotional Kind I Think She Is Depressed From A Certain Someones Musical Palate And Their Need To Inflict Said Tastes On Everyone Here
Somebody Added Troll Mitskis Entire Discography To The Cavern Playlist Twice Over Now She Demands Routine Encores Of "A Hoofbeast Named Cold Air"
i fear that every little thing i d𖦹 is a blasphemy at this p𖦹int
✿ dont do it bro think of the flavordiscs
G00d luck tiarna. Ill start the funeral preparati0ns
I have stavnchly been claimed a beeswax vser since the notches in the arms of my horns grew deeper.
#NowListening Miles Davis - 'Round Midnight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys9wiGNDCvA
MY MATESPRITS ANCESTOR???
what kind of unhinged maniac goes and llikes. EVERY SINGLE POST ON YOUR ACCOUNT
they woulld. i know this. they have not undergone the disciplline training i did to controll my psiionics
youre the 2nd most woke cllown ive ever met. reall as fuck
sorry wasnt tryin to be derisive about your llifestylle id probablly cull mysellf if i had any llevell of meaningfull fame beyond sending indigos into financiall destitution and getting a rankmaid fic about me
that sounds scary in a different way from mine. but i often get to SEE the things getting stripped to the bone, because ive never seen a troll get more than 1 mille in from the border
average chittr user woulld not survive lliving in my foreboding woods. not because of the beasts (though yeah those too) but because of the isollation. you think YOU get horny? my company is BUGS. #nsfw
the rankmaid coulld write a 3 part epic fantasy saga about my feellings about my matesprit. i dont know that she WOULD you dont get much further from yaoi than us but llike she coulld and that shit woulld be crazy. #nsfw i gotta get outta these woods sometime
Wordlle 1,753 2/6 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 llevyn gaming
when the website is chitting the bed #chityoursellf
if he dies thats none of my business i tried to be a good samaritroll
this office beast is fast as fuck haha
Connections Puzzlle #1032 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 @threneticTempest
@abattoirsGutter do you have something to say.
its been too llong since ive had a good, viscerall fight. need to draw some bllood.
publlic argument with llarkin in rankmaids comment section. its so over. not my kismesitude but you know. my existence as someone with dignity
im going to cull mysellf for reall this is humilliating #cw-sellf-harm
ill fucking destroy you
its just so embarassing. right in the comments of the most famous account on the website
goreglle what is the lleast embarassing way to cull yoursellf NOW #cw-sellf-harm
dunno what is wrong with the rest of the sorry sacks on this site but i will not fall folly to their mistakes
get the fuck away from my profille i will beat your ass into llast month
im going beyond not POSTING that, im not even TAKING that.
*inhalle* ok. thank you for the valluablle information yllissa i vallue your friendship and presence
we're not even in any quadrants!!! who do you TAKE me for?!?!?
i did not ask you to!!!!!! why woulld i want the ghost that haunts me to give me an opinion on my SEX LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
>:/ well i do not think that is very accurate.
i promise that any thrashing urges i feell will be directed at llarkin and not you or ceryse
what even is an omega anyway #nsfw #?
THE HORNS. oh my god yeah the horns. my blloodlline has horns that point inwards towards each other, and threatens to ruin non-speciallized headphones. pain in the ass for reall.
i wish you lluck hollding this one down. from the other thread, the gear sounds llike it sucks. i have good controll of the strength of mine but no controll beyond that - it follows basic conductivity. generally peoplle can feell a hum when i touch them
technically i do it for free quite often, they just dont usually. survive the process
pllease do not take this as me asking if peoplle want to do that. im too nice to do it to nice peoplle and too hatefull to resist doing much much worse to... other peoplle.
i coulld make so much money ellectrocuting perverts if i wanted to. #nsfw #viollence?
maybe i can use the bartering system to ellectrocute perverts in exchange for rare textilles not availlablle near my hive. or other things. i wasnt considering this earllier but i do llike getting things... #nsfw
“We don’t have time, Nephew, time has us. It holds us in its mouth like an owl holds a field mouse.” *Excerpt from There There by Tommy Orange
i'M NOT, hUMAN RACIST, lIKE THE CANDY,
bUT HE WAS, wHITE AND A GUY,
hE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT GETTING HIS, pUSSY DESTROYED, #nsfw
iT JUST SEEMED, wEIRD FOR THE WHITE GUY, tO SAY?
I wo+n't apo+lo+gize fo+r blatant #nsfw flirting and po+st-liking. I kno+w what I am.
Sometimes, being on (hittrr is the perrfe(t ex(use to just pop some grrub(orrn an/) wat(h funny things happen!
i THINK i AM, mY OWN FAVORITE, sELF-LOVE IS, iMPORTANT,