dave
@turntechGodchapon
transgender ftm i have an amazing girlfriend named juniper egbert
can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
hey so thats oddly specific
Gang thought this was Missing Connections.
delicious read. t)(eres not)(in t)(at brins a smile to my face t)(an t)(e slow destruction of someone's soul in t)(e face of an unrequited love. T)(AT'S W)(Y T)(----EY CALL IT A /CRUS)(/! )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(AA)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)()(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A
B33 < reminder that every purrson who has done me wrong shall be smoked in the bong. meow. #weedposting
"cAN I SMOKE THE BONG AND THEN BE SMOKED, Thanks!"
i really want a fine a👀👀👀👀ss mtf lady to fuck me 👀👀👀👀👀👀 hmmmmm👀👀👀👀mmmmm👀👀👀👀👀👀 @ectoplasmBunnygirl #nsfw
sshh shh shhh. not fine ass, i don't know what you're talking aboutt..
@arsenicsGriffin and @ectoplasmBunnygirl can we play roblox i wanna bully kids
@ectoplasmBunnygirl juniper i miss you
"i HAVE MANY SLURS TO SAY BUT I WILL REFRAIN BECAUSE UNFOURTUNQTELY, They dont fit you."
oh my god i just found apple juice in my room this is fuckin sick reminds me of when i was a kid but yk whatever that doesnt really matter i found apple juice and thats all im happy about heh
dont start this shit again there is not piss in it it was fully sealed jill
as if a fully sealed bottle couldn't easily be filled with something other than apple juice. you know how much we all have access to don't you?
not this shit agaaaaaiiiinnnnnnn there is not piss in my apple juice it does not taste like piss it tastes like apple juice
oh boooo, you ruined the bit. i was going to get into how i could have reconned that specific bottle of apple juice and everything.
mmmm baby i dont understand this #grilledcheeseobamasandwich
Does that say "Grilled cheese obama sandwich"?
And is there any explanation for that one, or...?
-=[ ohhwait i help_☺]=-
That explains it. Thank you.
my girlfriend is on here yaay @ectoplasmBunnygirl hi
and you think i'm also not mostly a girl? i'm not trying to put you in a box, i'm celebrating!!! :D
banger first chitt
thanks dude i thought so hard about what my first chitt should be and i was like hey i should make my first chitt be about wanting a grilled cheese and then boom this amazing chitt was made
dude did i take a handful of benadryl again do you want my change or benadryl which one