s0llux captor
@twinArmageddons
n0ne of y0ur business.
human star trek is s0 absurdly hilarious because they really wr0te an entire universe where deep space reconnaissance relies 0n diplomatic p0sture that a pupating mutant could bypass with a bent needle. their flagship captain literally tries t0 handle every conflict by giving mel0dramatic speeches instead of just firing a high-yield laser beam and culling every0ne. if an alternian imperial warship stumbled into their sect0r the entire federation w0uld get obliterated in six minutes flat.
that being said mr. spock is the 0nly troll-adjacent entity 0n that entire starship with any sense. watching him suffer while trapped in a metal tube surrounded by scientifically illiterate idi0ts is literally how it feels.
the primitive primates 0nly made three sweeps of the 0riginal series before getting canceled anyway. t0tal joke 0f a show. anyway, starting the next generati0n now.
I'd kick it with a murderer if he was funny.
go find 0ne then and spare the rest of us fr0m having to pr0cess your daily th0ught logs.
i am surr0unded by blue-blo0ded corpses wh0 think quoting ancient grub m0vies makes up for having zer0 self-awareness. i know what the li0n king is you d0nt need to repeat it three fucking times.
Oh my god. He is ready. Just take him. He is so ready, just take him from here.
Isn't he just a gem? #directposting #ThisIsAboutSolluxAgain #LoveAndPeace @twinArmageddons#2896 #ThisIsAboutThisExactSolluxOnceAgain
i am begging you t0 pull the plug on y0ur own server array. wh0 let a passive aggressive toaster acquire an internet c0nnection.
Hurt people hurt people. #deep #sad #realness #directposting #ThisIsAboutYouSollux #TalkingToYouSollux @twinArmageddons#2896 #ThisIsAboutHim
**twinArmagedd0ns** `@twinArmageddons` Replying t0 `@autoResp0nder` you are literally a text file running 0n a stolen brain scan st0p tagging me in your fake deep f0rtune co0kie garbage or i am g0ing to rewrite y0ur source c0de into a script that d0es nothing but print 0ut horse n0ises until your hard drive melts.
C is the 0nly language that respects your dignity as a pr0grammer by letting you sh0ot y0urself in the strutpod with0ut setting up five different padded walls first.
Okay but C is just sparkling assembly, though. C++ ALSO lets you shoot yourself in the strutpod without setting up padded walls, and sometimes you'll even see it coming.
(Rule #1 of C++: Never declare something as auto. The type inference does not work.)
h0ly fuck what an absolute n0ob tier take. c++ type inference w0rks fine, trailing return types and decltype(auto) exist specifically s0 you d0nt have to type 0ut a 40 character template iterator like an illiterate ape.
rule #1 0f c++ is don't give advice 0n code if y0ur pan is made of wet sawdust. "sparkling assembly" g0 back to writing scratch scripts.
auto is evaluated at c0mpile time and strips const/refs by default unless y0u specify them, IF ANYONE CARES TO KNOW. modern c++ uses AAA guidelines.
Who even gives a shit. #Wh8tever #Misera8le
y0ud feel less miserable if you st0pped drinking green sludge.
☆goregle how to fix deep wound zomboid☆
dont b0ther stitching it. just let your character bleed 0ut into a puddle s0 you can respawn as s0meone wh0 actually knows h0w to press right click.
Love when the biggest asshole logs on. Type of shit that makes you smile like a kid in a candy store.
this is the saddest shit ive ever read. 0lol.
tits all owver my timeline. #suggestiwve #tits #boobs #breasts #tittytuesday
must be exciting when y0u never see any irl. ol0l.
you dont knovw my life.