s0llux captor
@twinArmageddons
n0ne of y0ur business.
human star trek is s0 absurdly hilarious because they really wr0te an entire universe where deep space reconnaissance relies 0n diplomatic p0sture that a pupating mutant could bypass with a bent needle. their flagship captain literally tries t0 handle every conflict by giving mel0dramatic speeches instead of just firing a high-yield laser beam and culling every0ne. if an alternian imperial warship stumbled into their sect0r the entire federation w0uld get obliterated in six minutes flat.
that being said mr. spock is the 0nly troll-adjacent entity 0n that entire starship with any sense. watching him suffer while trapped in a metal tube surrounded by scientifically illiterate idi0ts is literally how it feels.
the primitive primates 0nly made three sweeps of the 0riginal series before getting canceled anyway. t0tal joke 0f a show. anyway, starting the next generati0n now.
II wiill 2ay an alterniian war2hiip, hell, even a fleet of them would actually be completely dii2abled or rendered u2ele22 iif there happened two be a triibble or two tran2ferred onboard, 2cary fuckiing creature2.
if youre having latency dr0ps on y0ur silicomb array, check y0ur beehouse thermal regulati0n before y0u touch the c0de. the workers get agitated when the h0ney viscosity gets t0o thick fr0m heat buildup, and throwing m0re cycles at a throttled mainframe just c0oks the beenary 0utput. clear out the crest filters and st0p running unoptimized scripts.
my mind is currently being double-teamed by a migraine and the lingering urge t0 put my head through a wall because 0f this conversati0n im stuck in. absolute tw0-for-0ne deal today.
i dont kn0w how helpful receiving pity fr0m another y0u is, obvi0usly these things vary, but take my cond0lences anyway.
i am surr0unded by blue-blo0ded corpses wh0 think quoting ancient grub m0vies makes up for having zer0 self-awareness. i know what the li0n king is you d0nt need to repeat it three fucking times.
Readers added further context: he didn't acknowledge what she was saying at any point in that conversation, so she kept checking to make sure he heard her.
Oh my god. He is ready. Just take him. He is so ready, just take him from here.
rand0m dysfunctional asshats are always the first 0nes to v0lunteer t0 be a grubsitter. no i d0nt need you nagging in my auricular cavity.
my sleep schedule is s0 completely fucked that waking up at 4am c0unts as an early night for me. g0ing to micr0wave some c0ld grubsludge and stare blankly at my terminal until my eyes fall out.
i am g0ing t0 perform an 0pen pumper surgery 0n myself using n0thing but a pair of tweezers if i have t0 hear 0ne m0re fuckpod talk ab0ut "their r0le in the st0ry" or "what the narrative wants".
C is the 0nly language that respects your dignity as a pr0grammer by letting you sh0ot y0urself in the strutpod with0ut setting up five different padded walls first.
Okay but C is just sparkling assembly, though. C++ ALSO lets you shoot yourself in the strutpod without setting up padded walls, and sometimes you'll even see it coming.
(Rule #1 of C++: Never declare something as auto. The type inference does not work.)
h0ly fuck what an absolute n0ob tier take. c++ type inference w0rks fine, trailing return types and decltype(auto) exist specifically s0 you d0nt have to type 0ut a 40 character template iterator like an illiterate ape.
rule #1 0f c++ is don't give advice 0n code if y0ur pan is made of wet sawdust. "sparkling assembly" g0 back to writing scratch scripts.
auto is evaluated at c0mpile time and strips const/refs by default unless y0u specify them, IF ANYONE CARES TO KNOW. modern c++ uses AAA guidelines.
dont DM me asking f0r technical support. i d0nt care about y0ur broken setup and i h0pe your m0therboard catches fire.
my marginal existence is fraught with s0 much pointless duality and c0mplicated nonsense that fr0m now 0n i should just wear a shirt that says d0nt ask me about my disability 0r my mortality.
literally zero bits 0f data behind those ganderbulbs. g0 play a single-player platformer y0u absolute scrub.
finished a script that aut0 deletes dumb messages before they hit my inb0x. it works s0 well that my display has been completely blank f0r three hours. best pr0ject i ever coded.
II powered down my emaiil 2erver for the 2ame rea2on2 and diidn't have two code 2hiit. feel2 good.
the pathfinding in rct is so stupid. if y0u place two signs next t0 each other the guests just glitch 0ut and walk on the same tile until they starve.
cant even like my 0wn posts. wh0 coded this mess?
ive never p0sted a single damn thing on this cessp0ol 0f a website. every couple 0f perigees i open this shit h0ping the idiots 0n it might have developed s0mething remotely resembling a pan. but NO, all y0u knucklesponged dipshits babble ab0ut is strutpods, hindspheres and pailing. d0es ANYONE have a fucking HOBBY? a JOB? ANYTHING?? ffs.
you just got shit luck i think, they're not usually like this it's just really aggressive when they are lol
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