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i take it back. this place isnt a shithole. its pretty cool howv i can be myself around folks, especially vwomenkind, and nobody blinks twice! chicks are flocking to me like bees to blossom. dont let anyone tell you that multiple bench vwarrants- i mean. heh. you can feel safe around me, ladies. im one of the good ones.
man. listen, bud, you cant go throwving around that vword with a mug like that. im hereby revwoking your chief pass until you fix all of...vwhwatevwer it is im looking at.
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god i lovve bein me
i keep hearin about howw a seer guides this an a seer guides that meanwwhile the mediculler keeps guidin my fuckin happy ass ovver to the harmacy so that i can engorge my pureblood on fuckin opioids opiates an all other sorts a nasties this is akin to heresy for you wwretched fuckin clowwnfolk out there i bet awwh man wwhy isnt our good ole pal eridan engorgin himself on sopor an crankin his slug to busy olivve bloods or shovvin it in our decapitated best friends head or somethin completely wwretched like that ill tell you wwhy because slime isnt an antipsychotic an anti anythin its like evvery fuckin vvile vvial you can grab from your harmacy wwithout any a the benefits but at least wwe sleep in the shit am i right you honkkultist freaks ought to knoww that i aint goin to put your wwretched soporifics in my delicate digestivve tract no matter howw many a you threaten to step on my foot to make me scream a kin to lunar toons physics i aint your fuckin wwaste receptacle but dont you wworth either you fuckin indigo trash i need to take dmards not steroids so you can keep on injectin your gear directly into your vveins wwhile your throbbin muscles are stuck at a salute medicull statistics showw that indigobloods havve a high rate a bulge shrinkage you knoww you really oughtta take a lesson from the purple bloods an melloww out all a you are freakishly strong except that wwrothe guy fuck you wwrothe anywway back on track neither a you havve the fuckin guts or wwherewwithal to knoww wwhen to quit either swwear your caste is only the shade it is because the amount of oxygen depravvation goin on inside a your vvascular system an as for you fuckin cerulean bloods actually aside from crackhead vvriska an that wweird male one none a you are that bad but im goin to assume that some a you havve to microdose amphetamines coladderall damage i call it so used to juicin your pan to make your luckshit wwork or to stop you from fuckin microtraumatizin the nearest nitram in a fifty fuckin nautical mile radius 20 leagues under the sea an all a them nitrams are 20 leagues outta yours evven that rufioh prick an he cheats but wwhat you serkets do is wworse youre mildly annoyin *and* i see you regularly wwhile im at it goin dowwn the list a the hard drugs that im rightfully assignin to each caste because you knoww im right fuckin tealbloods legislacerators office wworkers their drug a choice is definitely the fine powwdery kind you evver wwatch "the blood-slick ascension and subsequent public disintegration of the lowwly hivve-to-highblock specibus-trader wwho taught a generation of credit-addled drones that the imperial economy wwas just a casino wwith better suits and wworse morale" yeah thats you fuckin addled wwith more than just credit though youre on the fuckin angel dust coke thats right except for rezi shed go blind if she huffed that into her sinuses thats wwhy shes such a wwound up fuckin nook half the time wwhen she is pretendin to be serious shes really pretendin shes redglare about to do a line or twwo offa mindfangs rack before hangin her a course wwe all knoww that wwas really some sort a fucked up asphyxi8ion kink betwween twwo professionals up until the jury got back or so they say an then you knoww redglare tripped an slipped an fuckin hung herself mindfang ran awway wwrote about it in the fuckin novvel wwhat wwas i evven talkin about right jadebloods hrn the rainbowwdrinkers get their fix vvicariously but probably need the opioids they are tryin to prescribe me to deal wwith the headache that is the fuckin cavverns id cull myself right there the escapism is completely fuckin needed you evver think about howw fucked those cavverns are i mean after learnin about human incest ivve come to realize that theres a nonzero chance a fucked shit happenin genetically for other trolls thank fuck i came from a meteor clearly none a the other freaks i play the game wwith havve my genes otherwwise theyd be much easier to digest an i mean that kinda literally there wwas a time wwhere wwe had to keep cullin gamzee for food due to the lack a resources on our meteor wwhile wwe wwere gettin evveryone godtiered fuck id almost forgotten about that luckily im the only one wwho hasnt ascended so i wwas least likely to be culled wwoulda wwent for fef personally ah right drugs anywway olivve bloods are pretty simple crack noww wwe get to the wweird esoteric shit because the mutants like wwell you knoww wwould probably be makin cocktails to deal wwith the constant pressures a bein such fuckin wwastes of space not kar though not that hes a mutant hes chill i like that guy like me hes probably completely drug free uh i knoww thats outta order by the wway i just forgot mutants exist anywway yellowws got their mind honey an all that fun rusts probably just do black tar heroin i couldnt tell you frankly i couldnt care because wwell they are rusts literally meant to be furniture read that little pamphlet from the empress they mail out evvery couple a swweeps literally a program to turn rustbloods into ornate lamps an shit not evven in a fetish wway more like wwell cullin em but you knoww it is because a their fuckin population for evvery 12 rusts theres 11 bronze 10 yelloww 9 olivve 8 jade heh thats wwhy vvris wwants kan 7 teals 6 ceruleans 5 indigos 4 purples 3 vviolets 2 mutants an 1 fuchsia its fuckin mental to think about no wwonder they get slaughtered dowwn by animals also i didnt forget bronze bloods dont correct me they havve all the opioids im tryin to pick up from the harmacy i mean just look at tavv he (or she if its the cool one from chittr) had a spine crushin defeat at the hands a one of the wweakest trolls wwe knoww vvriska got beaten by an old man an a ball from thousands a miles awway couldnt be me but fuck this rheumatoid arthritis a mind im supposd to get dmards anywway wwhy am i gettin opioids wwhy am evven tellin you all about this is this wwhat guidance is is this the seer class evveryone keeps jerkin themselvves raww ovver because my mediculler is guidin me directly into a little paper bag full a mistakes standin there wwith the same dead smile evvery harmacist has like yes sir here is your sanctioned despair do not operate heavvy machinery too late do not drink alcohol fine do not make major decisions too late do not pilot a wwarship too late do not text your ex too late do not challenge a clowwn to theological combat fine then do not think too hard about the fact that evvery cure is just a poison thinkin about it constantly wwhile im gettin charged three million a moment to get told not to be an idiot an im standin there like thanks vviolets though thats wwhere it gets delicate because you all expect me to say somethin self congratulatory as a vvioletblood i can admit that our drug a choice is not opioids not sopor not coke not wwhatevver the fuck mind honey is supposed to be its grievvance pure distilled grievvance wwe snort it off a mirror evvery mornin wwe inject it betwween our ribs wwe freebase old slights in the engine room wwe dissolvve perceivved disrespect you evver see a seadwweller just go quiet usually after someone says somethin mildly impolite thats us savvorin thats the high for us full bodied vvintage resentment wwith notes a disparaged entitlement an a finish like a trident through the jaww of an insubordinate land dwweller you think im mad right noww im practically medicated im so medicated by the insult a existence that the actual opioids are redundant wwhich brings me back to the harmacy the holy little counter a legal filth the place wwhere a mediculler sends you wwhen youre resentin your continued breathin but dont wwanna fork up the cash to just havvem cull you right there seriously this is dowwnright saddenin no i aint your fuckin wwaste receptacle i aint your sopor jar i aint your indigo steroid cautionary tale i aint your cerulean luck bender i aint your teal desk powwder i aint your jade cavve headache i aint your olivve vvent goblin i aint your bronze prescription mule i aint your rustblood furniture vvarnish im a vvioletblood wwith standards loww standards maybe but standards maybe its because im in pain an my pan decided the best response wwas to wwrite caste narcotics anthropology for an audience a freaks wwho wwould absolutely turn me into a discourse thread before they offered me a chair maybe its because im right usually is all these castes wwith their little habits their powwders their slimes their honeys their needles their ceremonial juice their muscle oil their rainbowwdrinkers haunted yearning their psionic bee syrup their crack vvents their coke courtrooms their grievvance seas all a them tryin to take the edge off bein alivve under a sky that hates you an me poor innocent defenseless eridan except im rich im guilty an im armed an frankly im sick a you lot judgin #aseerguides #rheumatoidarthiritis #inspirational #substance #nsfwwe #nsfwwe #wwoke #wwwwoke #eagttl #asbestosmention #asbestoshonorablemention #itsovver9000 #9000charactersthatis #gore #vviolence #cww-self-harm #incest #cannibalism #death #harmacy #dmards #sopormention #medicullerposting #seadwwellerproblems #grievvanceaddict #castepharmacology
yeah yeah wwe knoww you cant read sol
nah if you read the post youd knoww that fuckin idiot
Daily Tarot Card. Ace of Swords reversed. This seems almost in conjunction with yesterdays card, so some of you did not heed warnings. If you continue to misuse your powers you will result only in tyranny, wanton destruction, causing yourself embarrassment in the future. To be feared is not to be glorified. Quit while you're ahead.
Excessive hubris does not go unchecked.
you guys remember wwhen sol had twwo eye patches? peak, bring it back at once.