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thats the goal sol
OH HELL NO, THIS LIST IS FOR VANTAS EYES ONLY.
|| INTRO POST || Your name is FLORID NIKIMO You live in the nice, breezy, forested hills of Trypanwood Hollow, with plenty of space to frolick around in the woods and forage for useful flora for your poultices. Your trusty lusus, DOTTIE, is always following close behind, even if youre WAY TOO OLD for this shit. You know what you’re doing, she worries too much! You were barely two when you fell down in that ditch, you’re a PRO at spotting wooded dirt-trippers now. They can’t get you, nothing can. Your life is pretty comfortable, you don’t find all that much to complain about. Your hive is pretty big, filled to the absolute brim with LITTLE SHITTIES AND VARIOUS TRINKETS, all of which you hold so, so dear to your pusher, even when you lose them. And fuck, you lose them OFTEN, you’d lose your own thinkpan if it wasn’t sealed up in your noggin. You’re pretty sure you have to have some holes up in there, since your memory is so shot it isn’t even funny. You’re constantly derailing your own thought-buggies, losing objects you JUST put down, walking into blocks and forgetting why you’re there…what were you talking about, again? You forget. You spend most of your time FLARPING with your TOTALLY AWESOME moirail, ANTILO UDATUS, chasing after him as he manages to injur himself in new and fascinating ways every time. It’s okay, though; you are a MASTER APOTHECULLER, your knowledge is VAST, and when all else fails, licking your wounds always seems to help. There is nothing that can stop the indomitable BOUNCE 'N' POUNCE, the two of you are used to being up against the world. You don’t spend all your time outside, though. One of your favourite hobbies is SLEEPING, curling up in your COMFY NEST and honkshoomimiming until the moons set. You are also Alternia’s number one fan of STILL-BODY FESTIVITY, a niche horror RPG that permanently altered your pan-chemistry the first time you played it at the ripe age of 6. And the second time. And the third. And that one time you played it for 10 hours straight for your moirail while voicing all the characters (and holding him practically hostage). Your trolltag is cryhoundColortura [CC], what will you do? https://toyhou.se/38871503.florid-nikimo
look on the briight 2iide my liife ii2 fiine.
make sure to scrape under your forecuticle
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the ladies lowvevw me, im already drovwning in attention. shame i missed the showv earlier, damn. anyone wvilling to gimme a round 2? #nsfvw
ladies, guess wvho's arrivwed! only the coolest meovwbeast around, that's wvho. if you see any inconsistencies in my, no you don't. hit me up if you're at least a 7 and vwant some lovwin from a real man in your life ;)
it wwas a bloody and brutal affair but after stern negotiations those peasants kowwtowwed and i scuttled them wwith the airship into the briny depths #feedalusus #justorphanerthings
if you havve to ask then YOURE one a the vvenomous scallywwags
#alphasnevversmile #selfie #mgtoww https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fdae99378f36.jpg
you wwould think wwith all the painstakin blood swweat and yes evven tears i put into basically the most important and noble ambition of all time (prevventin the vvast glub) i might be vverified by now but thats bias against royalty yet again i fear @dynamicFlowfields you still havve a chance to fix this
sensible young men such as me wwill inherit the wworld
another day another boondollar am i right guys haha
there is only one thin wworse than bein a fincel an its bein a wwoman all estrogenmaxxers wwill be forced into servvile labor after the great incel revvolution
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i am wwhich is precisely wwhy im owwed tight vvirgin nook for all my sufferin tighter than the tshirt suffocatin your hard earned moobs after winnin the interplanetary record for fattest fuck to nevver leavve his hivve
Like and rechit if you love to wind down your night with a talk glass of Zinfandel while listening to the opening track of "Only a Lad" by Oingo Boingo.
_ hoes be so fine and then want me to meet their ugly ass lusus and then act surprised when i ' m turned off chill baby i ' m still cleaning your moms slime off my prong_
Fuck wh0 Let M0rt1e get 1n 0n th1s. He’s g0nn@ t0t@LLy ru1n the v1be. M0rt1e d0nt ru1n th1s f0r me, 1f @ny0ne sees @ k1d 1n @ yeLL0w sh1rt bL0ck h1s @ss f0r meWubba Lubba dub dub
Stock market? More like stalk market. #love2peep
been really into fat milkmaids lately theres just somethin satisfyin about a wwatchin a robust brick shithouse of a wwoman carryin buckets a milk up a knoll evven better if she has an unplucked unibroww like yes you fat peasant bitch wwork those shoulders do your job wwell an your ovverlord wwill provvide you wwith all the pheasant an porridge your greasy little pusher desires
>original resolution of the 3ds was literally 240p >waifu2x is the only way to make that shit observable
oh Buddy... Let Me Just Tell You... There's A Re@son Highbloods Cahll Them "referidgerahtors" And It Is Not Whaht You Think. Something Sinister Is Afeet.