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(◔‿◔^=)< GOREGLE SHOW ME PROSTITUTES OF PROBLEMATIC RESEMBLANCE TO MY FRIENDS
guess im royalty or smthn like that fuc this is a mess
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love my matesprit btw, liek she's my girllfrind but same difference #matespritmonday
--tipsyAnglers auto responder is now online--
im switchin on the auto respondr
stowen away now, im gnna b here 4 like the next few hours its erly but wanna be preped
if i die doin this it wont b the worst cause then i getta move in with my awesome gf
thx its naut till later but ur the literal best callie ilysm ill see u afterwards no matter what i promise
just said bye 2 janey shes off doin her things with jade so wont see em till this is over hopefully
sapphic yearning....
I t)(ink I lived o+ne Still, suppo+se I )(ave sympat)(ies fo+r yo+u
An unrelated #matespritmonday post - shout out to long distance relationships. To those of you making it work like that, I salute you.
im dating a dead girl i think i qualify lol
-- amorousChanteuse [AC] has attached an image.png -- [Roro's face is faintly illuminated by the glow of the phone. Sitting atop his back is Cami, posing with her arm outstretched to capture both of them on the floor. Her free hand is holding the shaft of her weapon, using the flat of the gold spear to rest helpfully against Roro's cheek, propping his face up into frame. She's visibly in better shape compared to him - flushed from the initial strike while he.. sports furious hand-marks on his face, scrapes on his chest, and pink glossy marks all across his skin. There's a furious crinkle of her nose, still smiling prettily while he looks dreamily at the camera. In the background, the screen of his fridge is shattered.] i think i found my new album cover!!!!!!!! <3 #suggestive #<3<? @tipsyGlamour
me llamas celoso, but i doubt u look at her w those same puppy eyes lol 😌
on the brite side if i die doin this i gett 2 spend the afterlife with my girlfriend
Happy #FatFriday to those who celebrate!
she'll be without help, just gotta stowaway, then *blam* and everythin is fixed jus gotta wait a month #violence
i wanna blow her pan out with buckshot. #violence #gore
ill hrony post after i kill that bitch lol #suggestive
callie is littrly the 1 good thing i got goin for me in my life lol...
im so fuckin sexy
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01010011010101010100001001001101010010010101010000101110 ‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾ Of course. Now t)(at I’m back to being wit)(in my rig)(t mind, I’ve been meaning to go back to t)(e friends)(ips I c)(eris)(ed 200 years ago and attempt some sort of rekindling, even if all of you over )(ere )(ave been dead for a similar lengt)( of time. ________________________________________________________ 01010011010101010100001001001101010010010101010000101110
gonna shrink my moirail down and put them in my pocket /j
when evn was my last hookup lol #suggestive
titty postin time #nsfw #tittytuesday
i love seeing other calliopes here, more mes yes yes ^u^
i love u Callie!!!! <3
rlly missed talkin 2 callie
i luv my dead gfff k so i dunno if were datin but i kissed her so dat counts;4 simethin
been a minute so remindr that i love my moirail <>
p sure I'm a gill but leik also gendr is stupid and ill b cute no mattr wat i am sooo she/they 4 now
:33< the best kind imho!
:33< small nyatpurrals :33< #nsfw
oops!!! srry no more tiddy for any of yall zipped mouth emoji #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e0d54d79dbac.jpg
im leik so embarrassed
its okay and i relly dont deserve anythin. P sure youre way 2 good 4 me honestly but um either way i missd talkin 2 srry i guess lol
reasons 2 date me 1 alcoholic 2 employeed 3 vry chill 4 totes not upset about my friends being dead 5 ive only tried 2 kill myself 4 times 6 pls #substance #cw-suicide
If only these plushies could talk. Then my tea parties wouldn't feel.. as quiet!
guess who got a new cat? his name is simon and garfunkle or garfield 4 short!
to get to exist is such a wonderful thing please dont waste it being ashamed of yourself :)
sure thing miss angstrom that's awfully sweet of you for someone i Just met :)
I've spent 21 years trapped alone in this house being threatened and ignored. I'm not doing it anymore!
You ever get so touch starved you start craving getting punched #violence #suggestive I think
(( Should I make a master post of information regarding Lalonde? Just so people interacting with her stay on the same page OOCly.
went to check the askbox so i could post it, saw an ask i missed. anon said: "gurl ur so fine, but i think youd look even cuter with a strap shoved deep past ur lips" golly!
headin 2 bed now, nini cuties ;3
i'm a very good girl and plan to stay one :)
:33 < dyarnit :33 < oh well :33 < enjoy being a ghost then :33 < i met a few ghosts before they were kinda cool
:33 < after all the shit i've s33n i can believe it :33 < i'll give you an autograph
lmfao i 4got i said i was gonna post a pic #nsfw (credit to galaxicsin) https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1886/52c80a9ce621781a61760bb15fc1cc4c.png?11579232
looool look at this cutieee shes so precious lmao [A photo of Roxy doing a selfie pose tongue stuck out, her body mostly bare but a bra still on clearly. In the backround lays @embellishedBookworm naked, with black lipstick marks covering her face and neck trailing down to her crotch. The girl still clearly catching her breath with her own fluids staining her own stomach.] #nsfw
#WORKPLACE #TEAMBUILDING #GIRLSNIGHT WAS A MOVIE. BANNED IN MULTIPLE TERRITORIES. @woeGothic @terribleFate
BX33 < its sort of a quantum supurrpawsition thing B33 < invariably the lord wins furst B33 < inevitably the muse has the last laugh
I may have just upset a marvelous mare.
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0100111101000010010001010101100100101110 ‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾ )(ere’s your (possibly) long awaited sunbat)(ing p)(otos, )(oo )(oo. :B [Below is a collection of p)(otos of Jane laying down on a lig)(t red towel, wit)( t)(e lig)(ting obviously coming from t)(e sun t)(at is wit)(in t)(e moon’s current star system. T)(e poses are all rat)(er precarious, wit)( t)(e various angles providing plenty of ways to s)(owcase t)(ose assets of )(ers as s)(e’s wearing a pretty t)(in bikini t)(at leaves not)(ing to t)(e imagination.] #nsfw ________________________________________________________ 01010011010101010100001001001101010010010101010000101110
pov i got u trapped in a jar and have taken u 2 the beach, under an umbrella. its a private beach so its only us, i give u a small cup of juice. #yourjar
theres so many cute swimsuits i own about what fifty diff pairs whats a few more
women lov my cherry lipgloss smooches n honestly who can blame em 😌
really, it’s a pity to see lordship wasted on sUch a sad little man.
#Relatable.
i miss my moirail
ur not a coward
shuld i b woried that i keep blackin out?
evry1 luvs me even if they aint sayin it <3
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Perhaps One Day I'll See Her Again.
titty #nsfw
tried lookin at my reflection again i was jst so fuckin disgusted #mental-health
fuck i um am i pretty? i just feel so gross n disgustin rn and idk pls #nsfw #cw-self-harm #cw-scars #mental-health
wearing clothes that smell like the ppl u like >>>
omgogshdjsh we look SO friggin cute :3
tryin 2 put together a goth fit from my aggressively pink wardrobe has sure been somethin
pastel goths exist im sure u can put 2gether somethin cool
oww evrythin hurts thats on me i fell in the shower lol
5'8 but my posture is kinda ass
▲i think my spheres are too big for this kind of top but I'm considering it...▼
i can actually turn incorporeal on cue #ghostfacts
tryin a new handle out
found a ghost frog chillin by the pond outside my house i wonder if it belongs 2 anyone
would u let me haunt ur place 4 a night?
:33 < I had such a pawsome time last light with my wonderfur meowrail!! :33 < He snapped this clawdorable candid of me and I can't not share it!! #Candid #RustySpadeBar #ILoveMyMoirail
I'm Not Sharing My Age With Anyone, Partially Because I Don't Know The True Number But Also Partially Because It's None Of Your Concern
It Never Does Unfortunately. I Can Relate In A Way, Being So Different Cast Out For Differences Even By Your Own Variants But You'll Find Yourself Soon I Did
Your Here Now Aren't You? I Feel Like Even If Loosely That Fits The Bill Of Being Real
i so gracefully appear in front of u i give u a silly lil kiss of the nose i leave u a cute flower that matches ur eyes i escape like the dashing rogue i am
Oh dear callie i THOUGHT that was you, i did think for a moment oh pish posh that can’t be the same sweet gal i know but it is!!!!! What a pleasant surprise. Wait you are dead? Egads what happened to you?
u can wrap me in ribbons, put a pretty bow on top, n call me a nice thing but underneath it all im still the same mess ive always been
dont let my profile name fool u im not rly a gurl lol
who cali b? sure no prob
and im overstimulated again fuuuuck
cool cuz i could defo go 4 seconds ;)
gud morning i have changed my mind abt sleep again it is once again easy
pls remmebr i luv u guys <3333
mwah! #selfcare
lov u 2 other me #selfcare
my handle is kinda self explanatory idk
nd i luv it bby
tummy ache hours
feast ur eyes or w/e #voidstrap #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/665fc994c347.png
technically a repost, i jus rly luv this fit n ill b wearin it 2 the gala ;3 #midnightcitygala #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5dd5f9e3962c.jpg
repostin my chud sons #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e5a8d600fbef.png
the aforementioned tiddy (+ bulge) repost 😇💅 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/190ac99dacd6.png
no plushies were harmed in the makin of this pic #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d9a8050a532.png
todays #wizard post ;3 how do u like my new orb #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c7dc121a360.png
#TieThemUpTuesday report: managed 2 snag a particularly squirmy lil bunny @gadaboutTrickster girl would NOT stop wrigglin around so gettin the knots just right ended up takin me forever lmao completely worth it tho <3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3407578561c.png
takin a margarita break before i dive back into settin up the bar at #Meenradiabeach ;3 ill be servin cocktails all day long, so feel free 2 stop by anytime once the festivites kick off #rorogallery (ooc: Even tho I won't be present for interactions, Roro shall serve as your bartender npc for the duration of the party! <3) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d484d96317a.png
cant be takin any new pics while my hairs blue, itd completely mess up my brandin n shit so pls enjoy this shameless repost instead ;3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fe5774d0cd19.png
there r few joys greater than stretchin out in a warm patch of mornin sunlight n doin absolutely nothin ✨✨ #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c25998e0c0c.png
🍑 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a4771d22b755.png
runs my fingers thru ur hair all soothing and shit get back 2 bed handsome
me when i was bragging abt how this sleeping thing was easy waking up for no reason two hrs later gud sleep schedule just in my grasp and yet so far
i think if she kissed me that it would definitely fix me #vagueposting
2 days till the trip, dirk said hes wearin his new bastard shirt i made him lmao
well that was shit i kept mispellin things n loosin
Hello callie old girl!
Bollocks i can’t seem to summarize myself down enough for my bio. Oh well! It will have to stay like that.
i dont think anyone has pissed me off this much i want 2 run him over with my bike a few times for gud measure
Oh random dude on the web might you kindly grant me the wish of a winning scratch off?
(wee woo wee woo!! #nsfw warning!! hazardous levels of ass in this post!! ooooo you better watch out!!!) as promised here is me dropping it XP yall DID say you were ready [A video. Jade's close to the camera, adjusting its angle and ensuring it works as intended. She gives it a thumbs-up, then steps back and turns around. She's wearing a lil' tank top that leaves some of her tummy and the white trail of fur visible, and tiiiiiny jean shorts. A moment later, just like she said, Get Low by Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz starts to play, and Jade pops her hips along with it. She clearly knows the song by heart as she happily dances, following any instructions it gives- even dropping onto all fours on "crawl" and grinding her hips against the floor. It's only on D-Roc's verse that she captchalogues her top, then turns around and starts properly twerking- the shorts leave more of her ass out than covered. And after 4 minutes involving lots of squatting down, throwing ass, and singing along to the more energetic bits, she's clearly a little tired but smiling nonetheless. She turns around, and with a wave goodbye, switches the camera off.]
the landscape around me shifts n moves evry time i fall "asleep" its hard 2 keep track o anything like this let alone know who im supposed 2 b
ur rite but they will try lol
( ´ ω ` ) Romantic.... ♫
ghhhhhhh do i rly hav 2 get outta bed 2day its so friggin cold out there
it doesnt
When does it get easier? When does the crying stop?
it really feels like your kinda movie!! what i liked about it most is the sheer volume of science thats completely air tight!! theres stuff that requires suspension of disbelief but so much of it followed a really basic train of logic that had me calling every scientific discovery as soon as i got all the information :D its an absolute treat for analysis and it has me wanting to read so so much fanfiction
i watched project hail mary and it made me cry like a dork so much :P
Today is bright and sunny. I will do the best that I can. :)
howdy i have returned and have none nothing sus or that can be counted as a crime
for dinner its carbonara and the pasta was made from scratch i made it myself
you have life enough. don't you feel something that makes your heart flutter? life or not, it's enough.
im gonna sleep n then i just dont even tho im so tired lol
yeh kinda anyways and its laika theyre rly great n fluffy lol
goin 2 bed reminder 1st tho my moirail is amazin and i love them <>
i guess that makes sense. it's not like i'm that much less awkward than i use to be. really i just throw myself at people and hope they like me.
well it works i thnk ur rly likeable :)
oh snap! how's that going?
callie!!! :)
im so friggin happy i found her
i love roxy more than anyone i think i dunno but i love them a lot
︎♥ yllaer lla ta nosaer ralucitrap on ,ylurt sruoy morf eifles erar A
I miss you too!! We should chat it up sometime! :)
I've been complicated, to say the least! I am so happy to see you, though! You seem just as chipper as ever!
Join Casey's Among Us, the new update will be fun!! TGPWWG
i rly dont think id survive a slasher lol
felt cute idk
see anything u like, girlfriend? ;)
repostin a #tiethemuptuesday classic aint he the cutest?? <3
im ms sugar pink, liquor liquor lips hit me with ur sweet lov, steal me w a kiss im ms sugar pink, liquor liquor lips im gonna b ur bubblegum bitch <3
Shit, anyone else ever get the sudden urge to have a death battle on a rooftop, or is that just a me thing. #violence
yes girl u so thicc girl u so fine please be mine so that i can caress you? you will never get this reference and i will never explain it, this meme is from my personal secret vault of treasures
the 1 good thing abt bein dead? i dont hav 2 bleach my roots anymore
I'm so hopelessly in love.
havent found my dirk in the bubbles yet :/ i rly hope hes alright
i have so many mixed feelins about friday
IS IT TOO EARLY FOR ME TO CUTELY PRINCESS AROUND??? :)
like how a memory is beautiful ig shit that probly makes no sense thanks callie <3
hell yea
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p good i did win w evry1 else that lived n things r goin p well im in therapy now n got diagnosed w an anxiety disorder but u know i just do my best now
im so so so glad u could find ur way back 2- fuck would it b too selfish/weird if i said back 2 me?? lmao back 2 ppl in general!!
I would off my assistance however I'm stuck where I am. Best I can offer is an ear to talk too.
Oh Baby Doll I Can't Move On
hi just checkin in that was a bit concernin sounding
i havent posted about titties in awhile so reminder that all titties r amazin tits on a gal big ol man boobs enbies tits big an small even asymetrial all tits r amazin n beutiful unless the person theyr on doesnt want them #suggestive
r u ok?
cant even bring myself 2 say the words w/o cryin my eyes off tbh
i do miss her a lot