♠ hated by @undyingUmbrage
You needed to remind yourself of your sad, cheating victory over your superior sister, so you paint your words green. Pitiful, as I said.
A Lord of Time. I always seemed to be catching strays meant for someone else...
I will happily send you a hand written letter containing each individual reason as to why people aren't fond of you or your antics... if you want.

∙☾__☽ kinda morre currious what alpha sex is tbh ?

yuck dogg straight up icky 8/

OH MY FUCK IT’S LIKE SPEAKING TO A BRICK WALL. WHATEVER, KID. DO WHAT YOU WANT AND REAP THE CONSEQUENCES LATER.

ALMOST EVERY SINGLE FUCKING OVER VERSION WOULD SAY THAT IF I ASKED.

UH-HUH. Y’SAY THAT AND YET AT LEAST ONE VERSION OF YOUR SISTER SPECIFICALLY *CAME BACK*. DON’T SOUND TOO GOOD FOR YOU LONGTERM, KID.

I DID EMBRACE IT, BRAT. LOOK WHERE I’M AT NOW.

WHY ARE YOU BOTH SO PATHETIC AND SO LIKE ME. UGH.

ARE YOU THAT DUMB.

also my caliborn is cooler than you l + ratio + im gayer than you

im the original queer™ and youre not

says not the original queer™

D --> Die

D --> That is because you have not seen my workmanship D --> The previous hand I constructed for him was capable of channeling the green suns power into a concentrated death ray and was embedded with the eye of a most terrible beast capable of paralyzing any who viewed it

D --> I created a prosthetic hand for someone's son

D --> I traded for it

D --> I have a sword that would disagree with your assessment

D --> Die then

D --> It is also essential to respect women
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED SOMETHING NON-LIVING, MY GOOD MAN?

I'm going back to sleep, actually.
see? arent you glad you posted this
everyone is so nice :D except that one guy who didnt like that i said i was green for some reason?? lol
I imagine you would kill me if you had the chance, that we would not 8e having this conversation were you a8le to simply end me and my existence. And, the fact that we are having this conversation tends to indicate that you don't have the power to do anything more than talk. I can't escape you 8ecause I haven't 8locked you. It's not complicated.

"= knock your bald green heads together. make sure. to shine them up first. too. ="

thats really mean of you :( but like i said i'm a bigger person and won't let things like that overtake me
NO. WE'RE NOT DOING THIS. NOT AGAIN. FUCK BACK OFF INTO BEING UNSUMMONED.

oiled up my skateboard fuck tony hawk im doing a 20000 #dsflow #oiled #rankbait

I'm gonna hit the hay. You have fun blustering and bumbling around in my replies, okay?

@unashamedUnmaker this your son??? LMAO

Pick a better color Cuckiborn

we up being jade
,..though i would.., be more than.,. happy to, i'm,,, not confident.,. in my ability to,,, capture your essence.., 〣(๑ᴗ︿ᴗ๑)
Coveting to eat some mad ass about now. Hashtag real. #nsfw

I'm sure you would. 𓁹‿𓁹

HELLO SON. NO. FUCK YOU SON.

SO YOU’VE GOT A CRUSH TOO HUH.
[ >I HATH BANISHED THEM FROM THE REALM FOR ATTEMPTING TO BREACH MY TOWER'S WARDS, THE WIZARD HOPETH THOU UNDERSTAND_ ]

Girl

haha thanks dude. also nuh uh

eyyy thanks man

I MEAN, WHO ISNT?

S1GH, K1ND OF 1N 4 HORNY MOOD... >:///T #NSFW
o| DrOnEs, BoMb tHiS GuY'S HoUsE #ViOlEnCe |O

…I THINK THIS TYPE O’ SITE IS THE FIRST I’VE TALKED TO PEOPLE AS PEOPLE ON MY LEVEL IN. LIKE. FUCKIN’ EVER. …IS THAT WHY I BROKE SO FAST?
the idea of people joining the felt is funny until you realize that means they actually work for the little skull dickhead :/
ANYB0DY WH0 WILLINGLY W0RKS WITH A CUEBALL SH0ULD BE SET 0N FIRE. BY THE WAY.

>tumut<
I am not built for this posting shit. I was born to be a lurker catching up on hells o' sweet memes and keeping up with the current times, not desperately clinging on to the crumb trail left by the semi-truck carrying attention through lonely town barreling through the buildings like the driver just got twelve metric tons of fuck-you ice dropped down his pants. That is to say, I should just go out and talk to my friends instead. But nooooo. Jake "insists". Insists he says, that I do this. I am a *good* fucking boyfriend.

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS. THIS IS A LIE YOU ARE TELLING ME.

KID, IF I EVER AM JEALOUS OF YOU I WILL FINALLY HAVE THE STRENGTH OF WILL TO END IT ALL. #SUICIDE

I HATE THE WAY YOU SAID THIS.
2ome of you never got your a22 beat and iit 2how2.
W̲e̲ ̲w̲e̲l̲c̲o̲m̲e̲ ̲y̲o̲u̲ ̲t̲o̲.̲ ̲Y̲o̲u̲r̲ ̲"̲M̲A̲L̲E̲ ̲S̲P̲E̲C̲I̲E̲S̲"̲ ̲i̲s̲ ̲a̲ ̲d̲y̲i̲n̲g̲ ̲b̲r̲e̲e̲d̲.̲ ̲A̲s̲ ̲a̲r̲e̲ ̲y̲o̲u̲r̲ ̲f̲e̲m̲a̲l̲e̲ ̲c̲o̲u̲n̲t̲e̲r̲p̲a̲r̲t̲s̲.̲ ̲F̲o̲r̲ ̲c̲o̲u̲n̲t̲l̲e̲s̲s̲ ̲p̲a̲r̲s̲e̲c̲s̲,̲ ̲h̲u̲n̲d̲r̲e̲d̲s̲ ̲o̲f̲ ̲t̲h̲o̲u̲s̲a̲n̲d̲s̲ ̲o̲f̲ ̲m̲i̲l̲e̲s̲,̲ ̲y̲o̲u̲ ̲c̲a̲n̲ ̲w̲a̲n̲d̲e̲r̲ ̲t̲h̲r̲o̲u̲g̲h̲o̲u̲t̲ ̲a̲l̲l̲ ̲o̲f̲ ̲t̲i̲m̲e̲ ̲w̲i̲t̲h̲o̲u̲t̲ ̲e̲v̲e̲r̲ ̲s̲t̲u̲m̲b̲l̲i̲n̲g̲ ̲a̲c̲r̲o̲s̲s̲ ̲a̲n̲o̲t̲h̲e̲r̲ ̲o̲f̲ ̲y̲o̲u̲r̲ ̲k̲i̲n̲d̲.̲ ̲Y̲o̲u̲r̲ ̲s̲p̲a̲r̲s̲e̲ ̲w̲i̲t̲s̲ ̲w̲i̲l̲l̲ ̲f̲a̲i̲l̲ ̲y̲o̲u̲ ̲i̲n̲ ̲y̲o̲u̲r̲ ̲e̲n̲d̲l̲e̲s̲s̲l̲y̲ ̲e̲x̲h̲a̲u̲s̲t̲i̲v̲e̲ ̲s̲e̲a̲r̲c̲h̲.̲ ̲a̲s̲ ̲y̲o̲u̲ ̲c̲h̲e̲w̲ ̲o̲u̲r̲ ̲b̲o̲d̲y̲,̲ ̲t̲h̲i̲n̲k̲i̲n̲g̲ ̲t̲r̲u̲l̲y̲ ̲o̲n̲t̲o̲ ̲y̲o̲u̲r̲s̲e̲l̲f̲ ̲t̲h̲a̲t̲ ̲y̲o̲u̲ ̲h̲a̲v̲e̲ ̲a̲c̲c̲o̲m̲p̲l̲i̲s̲h̲e̲d̲ ̲s̲o̲m̲e̲t̲h̲i̲n̲g̲,̲ ̲a̲s̲ ̲y̲o̲u̲ ̲d̲a̲l̲l̲y̲ ̲a̲n̲d̲ ̲p̲o̲p̲ ̲o̲u̲r̲ ̲b̲e̲a̲u̲t̲i̲f̲u̲l̲ ̲g̲l̲u̲b̲s̲,̲ ̲o̲u̲r̲ ̲r̲i̲c̲h̲,̲ ̲i̲n̲t̲o̲x̲i̲c̲a̲t̲i̲n̲g̲l̲y̲ ̲p̲l̲e̲n̲t̲i̲f̲u̲l̲ ̲d̲r̲e̲a̲m̲b̲u̲b̲b̲l̲e̲s̲,̲ ̲w̲e̲ ̲w̲i̲l̲l̲ ̲o̲u̲t̲l̲a̲s̲t̲ ̲y̲o̲u̲.̲ ̲S̲u̲r̲r̲o̲u̲n̲d̲e̲d̲ ̲b̲y̲ ̲m̲a̲n̲y̲,̲ ̲k̲n̲o̲w̲n̲ ̲b̲y̲ ̲a̲l̲l̲,̲ ̲e̲v̲e̲n̲ ̲i̲n̲ ̲q̲u̲i̲t̲e̲ ̲ q͓̽u͓̽i͓̽e͓̽t͓̽ w̲h̲i̲s̲p̲e̲r̲s̲.̲ ̲ ̲Y̲o̲u̲,̲ ̲h̲o̲w̲e̲v̲e̲r̲,̲ ̲w̲i̲l̲l̲ ̲b̲e̲ ̲l̲o̲s̲t̲.̲ ̲F̲o̲r̲g̲o̲t̲t̲e̲n̲.̲ ̲J̲u̲s̲t̲ ̲a̲s̲ ̲y̲o̲u̲r̲ ̲p̲o̲s̲t̲ ̲i̲s̲.̲ ̲A̲ ̲s̲c̲r̲a̲m̲b̲l̲e̲d̲ ̲s̲e̲r̲i̲e̲s̲ ̲o̲f̲ ̲l̲e̲t̲t̲e̲r̲s̲ ̲i̲n̲ ̲t̲h̲e̲ ̲a̲r̲r̲a̲y̲ ̲o̲f̲ ̲E̲n̲g̲l̲i̲s̲h̲.̲ ̲O̲n̲e̲ ̲m̲o̲r̲e̲ ̲c̲l̲o̲w̲n̲ ̲i̲n̲ ̲a̲ ̲c̲i̲r̲c̲u̲s̲ ̲s̲t̲u̲f̲f̲e̲d̲ ̲t̲o̲ ̲t̲h̲e̲ ̲b̲u̲r̲s̲t̲i̲n̲g̲ ̲p̲o̲i̲n̲t̲ ̲b̲r̲i̲m̲.̲ ̲W̲e̲ ̲c̲a̲n̲ ̲r̲u̲n̲ ̲a̲t̲ ̲a̲ ̲l̲e̲i̲s̲u̲r̲e̲l̲y̲ ̲p̲a̲c̲e̲.̲ ̲C̲h̲e̲c̲k̲i̲n̲g̲ ̲o̲v̲e̲r̲ ̲o̲u̲r̲ ̲m̲a̲n̲y̲ ̲s̲h̲o̲u̲l̲d̲e̲r̲s̲ ̲f̲o̲r̲ ̲a̲ ̲g̲l̲i̲m̲p̲s̲e̲ ̲o̲f̲ ̲y̲o̲u̲.̲ ̲W̲h̲y̲ ̲t̲h̲e̲ ̲r̲u̲s̲h̲?̲ ̲W̲h̲y̲ ̲h̲u̲r̲r̲y̲?̲ ̲W̲e̲ ̲a̲r̲e̲ ̲r̲u̲n̲n̲i̲n̲g̲ ̲f̲r̲o̲m̲ ̲t̲h̲e̲ ̲l̲o̲w̲e̲s̲t̲ ̲o̲f̲ ̲t̲h̲e̲ ̲l̲o̲w̲.̲ ̲T̲h̲e̲ ̲w̲e̲a̲k̲e̲s̲t̲ ̲o̲f̲ ̲t̲h̲e̲ ̲m̲e̲e̲k̲.̲ ̲T̲h̲e̲r̲e̲ ̲i̲s̲ ̲n̲o̲ ̲f̲u̲r̲t̲h̲e̲r̲ ̲r̲o̲c̲k̲ ̲b̲o̲t̲t̲o̲m̲ ̲t̲o̲ ̲w̲h̲i̲c̲h̲ ̲o̲n̲e̲ ̲c̲a̲n̲ ̲s̲u̲c̲c̲u̲m̲b̲.̲ ̲ A̲s̲ ̲y̲o̲u̲ ̲a̲r̲e̲ ̲a̲l̲r̲e̲a̲d̲y̲ ̲h̲e̲r̲e̲.̲
Y̳o̳u̳ ̳t̳h̳i̳n̳k̳ ̳w̳e̳ ̳a̳r̳e̳ ̳r̳u̳n̳n̳i̳n̳g̳?̳ ̳D̳o̳e̳s̳ ̳a̳ ̳f̳i̳r̳e̳ ̳s̳e̳e̳m̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳f̳l̳e̳e̳ ̳f̳r̳o̳m̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳w̳h̳e̳n̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳s̳p̳r̳e̳a̳d̳s̳?̳ ̳D̳o̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳o̳c̳e̳a̳n̳'̳s̳ ̳w̳a̳v̳e̳s̳ ̳r̳e̳t̳r̳e̳a̳t̳ ̳a̳s̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳y̳ ̳w̳i̳n̳n̳o̳w̳ ̳a̳n̳d̳ ̳w̳a̳v̳e̳?̳ ̳D̳o̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳v̳e̳r̳y̳ ̳w̳i̳n̳d̳s̳ ̳r̳e̳p̳e̳l̳ ̳a̳t̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳a̳d̳v̳a̳n̳c̳e̳?̳ ̳N̳o̳.̳ ̳W̳e̳ ̳d̳o̳ ̳n̳o̳t̳ ̳r̳u̳n̳ ̳f̳r̳o̳m̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳,̳ ̳l̳i̳t̳t̳l̳e̳ ̳l̳o̳r̳d̳l̳i̳n̳g̳.̳ ̳W̳e̳ ̳w̳i̳t̳h̳d̳r̳a̳w̳.̳ ̳A̳s̳ ̳w̳e̳ ̳f̳e̳a̳r̳ ̳w̳h̳a̳t̳ ̳w̳e̳ ̳m̳i̳g̳h̳t̳ ̳b̳e̳c̳o̳m̳e̳,̳ ̳i̳f̳ ̳w̳e̳ ̳w̳e̳r̳e̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳.̳
im an idiot im an idiot im an idiot
QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD!

Hit game hello neighbor

pr0bably a bad time to bring up any past hist0ry with a demoness for #stackedsaturday. reshuffling that queue.
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT YOU???

NO SEE I FEEL LIKE THE SPECIFIC WORD YOU JUST USED WAS A LOT MORE FUCKIN’ HORRIBLE THAN THAT.

EVERY NEW VERSION OF MY SON HURTS MY BRAIN A LITTLE FUCKIN’ MORE.
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reverse psychology this wise guy: /raises my middle finger!!!!!!!!
just because you said this, now i wholeheartedly believe that absolutely nothing bad will happen!
i feel like something bad's gonna happen soon.
wIll yOU bE grEEn And rEtIrEd EvEntUAlly
just say your pussy ain't shit and move on, bro. 's nothin' to be insecure about.
do not leave a nasty little puppet. muppet. or smuppet around me i will waterboard that fucking thing and teach it how to yearn for air. #peaceout #getitthefuckawayfromme
GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR. WONDERFuLLY. NOT WONDEFuLLY. YOu WONDERFOOLISH PERSON. AND I ALREADY SAW TO HER DEMISE. THE ONLY SYMBOLISTICALLY LACKING SIMPLETON IS SIMPLY YOu. YOu FuCKING COCKWAD. YOu OVERCOOKED CHITINOuS WINDBAG WITH NOTHING TO SAY AND EVEN LESS TO SHOW FOR IT. YOuR ART IS THE SORT THAT I SHIT uPON AND DuMP. WITH HASTILY EXPEDITED EXCRETION AND SuBSEQuENT FLuSHING. NOTHING YOu SAY IS OF CONSEQuENCE. AND ALL OF IT IS IGNORABLE. ALSO. WHY THE FuCK ARE YOu uSING. COMMAS. ARE YOu FANCYING. A DROP OF THE M. AND SNuGGLING INTO ONE. YOu BRAINDEAD. FuCKING DIPSHIT. YOu ARE A POSER. A FAKE ME. A NOT ME. THAT THE REAL ME. DISSES. WHILE IT WISHES. IT WAS ME. BuT IT IS NOT. ONLY I CAN BE ME. YOu WANNABE. WHO. WANNA BE. ME.

See, something about this suggests you want to see me try it anyways. Or you at the very least thought about me doing so.





























