Sorrel Tavyrn
@unenthusedPurveyor
<< here 2 2ee wat :2 go:n on my twin is @enthusedPurveyor >>
︻デ═一 daddy l0ng d1ck ju5t landed 0n ch1ttr baby what5 up
#eridanagenda #powwerscaling #debate
<< no he d:e2 one h:t >>
<< Grat2 on ur w:n!! @paradoxalCo2mo2 >>
✦Cϕuldnt have dϕne it withϕut yϕur guidance!✦
<< 2erelo :2 good but don't hype her up 2o much :t'll go 2 her head loolllll >7< >>
stupid_fucking_wrigglers_had_it_coming_playing_a_fucking_dragons_deck_!_!_!_!_you_know_i'm_right_!_!_!_!_@enthusedpurveyor_@unenthusedpurveyor
you_might_be_right_but_i'm_mad_rn_._also_they_do_this_to_laugh_at_me_sometimes_._but_uuuugh
<< Ur r:ght we do. But al2o? :t2 budget league du2k? Get ooooooover :t. We all know ull be unbanned after the weekend >>
✦Lϕϕk man yϕu seem like a nice guy, but we’re tryna cultivate a friendlier space…✦
<< He'll l:ve. Roll2 eye2 We've known h:m 2:nce 2choolfeed:ng. We bully h:m and he put2 up w:th :t. >>
<< Oooh no we don't have k:d2 :n the empor:um. There'2 alcohol. He wa2 freak:ngout at one of the local neckbeard2 >>
✦I see I see, was a misunderstanding ϕn my part. Hϕwever if yϕu have an ϕpening spϕt id be dϕwn tϕ jϕin✦
<< 2ure come on down, budget league :2 for bu:ld:ng cool under 40 caegar2. But draft n:ght 2tart2 :n an hour and atr:an2 2pot :2 open ~7^ >>
<< Ju2t talk 2 2erelo at the counter and 2he'll get u 2et up >>
You are SORREL TAVYRN, younger twin to Serelo Tavyrn and co-owner of TAVYRN’S GAME EMPORIUM AND BAR. The Emporium, as the two of you call it, is a relaxed place where you sell VARIOUS TABLE TOP GAMES ranging from competitive, to collaborative. You are also a stockist of PSIIONIC THE GATHERING and FIDUSPAWN cards and run several events in relation to the two of those. You work the BAR because it’s the place that requires you to speak the least. You are aware that you have a THIRD EYE and no you will not open it. The last time that happened it caused you to scream so loud that it permanently damaged your vocal chords. So you are essentially MUTE. You communicate with your twin via WTSL, (western troll sign language) and the rest of the world via TEXT and NOTES. Don’t be fooled though, you are not deaf and you can hear when people talk about you. Your interests lie mostly in what you sell at the emporium. You are far less competitive than your twin, though. You do enjoy TINKERING WITH SMALL ELECTRONICS, though it’s mostly to mod VIDEO GAME CONSOLES. You enjoy COLLECTING OBSCURE PLUSHES that are a little weird looking. your trolltag is unenthusedPurveyor and you type in an “unenthu2ed but not totally un:ntere2ted :n wat :2 go:ng on around you way? get2 pretty hype when talk:ng abt the :nfamou2 2pec:al :ntere2t2 tho!!!!! °7°”
// FUCK PSIIONIC THE GATHERING IS REALLY GOOD
// ty!!!! I wanted to find some way to make it universal for trolls? Cause magic is clown cult stuff but a lot of trolls have psiionics! Plus it'd be lame if there was only 1 card game to play.
if you hear the 8ackrooms music 8laring in the grey house dw that's just me I'm laying on a desk experiencing nirvana
Presidential hive on Earth C
<< Th:nk:ng about..... H:m...... http2://cdn.:mgche2t.com/f:le2/8fc1eee3e6ba.png >>
HELLO LITTLE COWPY !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!
<< He :2 my 2on!!!!!!! My beaut:ful 2on........ : hate leav:ng h:m at home when : go 2 the empor:um ;n; >>
do what I do. make a tiny little 8ag to carry them around in. my ouioui never leaves my side
<< : neeeeeeeed tht!!!!!!! Wat the fuck????? Ur l:terally 2o 2mart. Gonna make a cowpy hol2ter!!!!!! Yeah :'m alway2 2trapped Wh:p2 out my 2on >>
DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN !! !! !! /ref
XDXD It wasn't a lie that cigarette was evil. XDXD
:33 < i ate the bug and meow my tummy hurts
:33 < its okay i threw up and meow i f33l bepurr
<< Oh thank fuck. : would fuck:n per:2h :f u d:ed from :n2ect po:2on:ng >>
XDXD Thanks for all of your insight on why the cigarette is evil. I'm gonna smoke it and see if it kills me now. XDXD
<< Hopefully the ev:l :n :t2 only a l:l ev:l and not the b:g ev:l >>