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mister electric send this scumbags ass to the principals office and havve him EXPELLED
꧁----o//>\\0---- oh my꧂
꧁maybe... you can *ascii* them for permission to feel heheh꧂
꧁telepathically gagging on it, if you feel a lil slobber tonight that’s just me #nsfw꧂
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ To do... I mean. ]
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ Good, you should be allowed to whatever you want . ]
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ This one's not signed. "89 111 117 114 32 103 108 97 115 115 101 115 32 97 114 101 32 102 97 109 105 108 105 97 114 46 46 46 46 83 104 101 32 117 115 101 100 32 116 111 32 119 101 97 114 32 116 104 101 109 32 116 111 111 32 46 46 46 32 84 104 101 121 32 119 101 114 101 32 116 111 111 32 98 105 103 32 102 111 114 32 104 101 114 32 102 97 99 101 32 46 46 46 46" ... i know. i know. these ones were a gift from my kismesis. said that they fit me. haha. it was silly they were too big, wasnt it? i think it was cute on her. i miss her. "75 111 110 110 105 99 104 105 119 97" hi. its a good day, isnt it? https://forms.gle/MmSPKnpAx2PmN1pV6 ]
｢oyasumi, minasan! (*^▽^)/ kekek~ ( ￣▽￣) megane-san brings back your teiki hōsō bangumi! (ФωФ) keh... moar #waifuification nyahw! tonight's waifu is getting... g-getting... n-nghh!! Σヽ(｀д´；)ﾉ m-megane-san's unihorno is gyoing doki doki!!! g-gyah!!! h-he can't... stoppu...｣ ｢KYAAHHHHHH!!!!!｣ ｢(∩｀Q´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ.°˖⋆ ℧ 𓃗 .°˖⋆｣ ｢...｣ ｢(゜д゜*)｣ ｢(* ゜д゜)｣ ｢i-is everynyan okie? (,,・д・)｣ ｢(* ´ ▽ ` *) a-ah!! okie, eburibody is daijobou!! e-except for...(゜ロ゜)｣ ｢(ФωФ) kekeke, konya's waifu, pone-chan @centaursTurmoil !! (* ﾟ∀ﾟ) this waifu has been hit by a supa supa speciaru waifu beamu, the umawaifu beam!!! ( ＾ω＾ ) half uma and half waifu, pone-chan is the type of gyirl that keeps you on your hooves! (*￣∇￣)ノ kekeke~ pone-chan seems like a refined and regal himedere, byut just talking to her reveals her trappu! (´u｀ﾉ)ﾉ keke, pone-chan is just as nyaughty and dirty as the oinkbeasts instead of the hoofbeasts~~ (ФωФ) this kyutiegirl definitely wears dark pantsu, with no print, if she wears any at all! (´▽｀) mature and refined, her pantsu make it seem like she has nyathing to prove! (///ω///) kekeke~~~ aahhh~ byut she wuvs the breeze against her｣ ｢f-flank!! baka, what did you think megane was gunna say!?! (￣□￣)!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE CONTENT! (ФωФ) gud nighto, everynyan!! (*･∀･*) teiki hōsō bangumi means regularly scheduled programming! ( -∀・) don't you knyow, you wuv to read all megane has to say! ( ≧∀≦)ノ wealth of nyah-ledge, fufufufu!!! ( ☆∀☆) konya means nighto! uma means... (*´,_ゝ｀) well... hoofybeast. (´c_｀ ) duhh. (* ´ ▽ ` *) a himedere is a kyutiegirl with a princess complex! (*￣∇￣)ノ Basically, this girl likes to be treated like she's all that, even if she's nyaht! girls like this usually wuv a common fella... (ФωФ) kekeke~ or lowblood!! ( ・ω・)]
vwatching human greaser mowvies vwith a bunch of babes. #liwvingtthedream
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｢(∩ﾟ∀｀∩) megane-san does his rikuesutos! ( ≧∀≦)ノ hai haiiii~~~ (*￣ー￣) megane has nebber paid any attention to eri-chan's gillies, byuutttt~ (*´ﾉ∀`*) kekeke, maybe he should start~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: rikuesutos mean requests! (*￣∇￣)ノ this moving sashin (picture) was requested by hand-chan @handMaid ! ＼(^_^)／ aahnnn~ (´▽｀*) she's so kawaii... megane-san can't help but obey! (ФωФ)]
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AHH. ETO. EHHH. GOMEN. I ONLY FUCK WADERS. #ANDINANIMATEOBJECTS. #ANDDEADTHINGS. #SOTHEREISHOPEFORYOU. #BUTTHEPATHISNARROW. #ANDSOAKEDWITHBLOOD. #EROGURO #GURO #TRANSLATORSNOTE #GUROMEANS #GORE #BLOOD #CASTEGAP #VIOLENCE #KILLING #SNUFF #NSFW #NSFWE #DEATHMATCH #DUEL #POSTDUEL #NECROPHILIA #YOUCANNOTHANDLEALLTHAT #CHILLYCHASER #FINFONDLER #GILLGRABBER #BEACHCOMBER #FISHHOOKER #SHARKBAIT #VIOLETSREADINGTHISCALLME #ORCULLME #ALTERNIANCULLING #BEFORANCULLING #HHHH.
STAGGERING OUT OF THE CRATER. CREATED BY YOUR TRUTH NUKE. AICHAN. I MISSED YOU SO BAD.
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Hmm.
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｢it takes megane-san roku minutes to produce one moving sashin of his kyuties. (*￣ー￣)/ if he works weally hawd. (*´∀｀*) kekekeke~｣ ｢(*￣∇￣)ノ megane-san is the seme! because... (； ･`ω･´) ah... eto... (；^∀^) megane-san doesn't really like bois unless they're fembois~ (；゜∀゜) b-byut!! gyahhh... eri-chan is kind of like a kyutiegirl! (；^∀^) h-he's kind of... (ФωФ) kawaii......｣ ｢kekekeke!!!!~☆ (ﾟ∀ﾟ 三 ﾟ∀ﾟ) hai! hai! minasan! eri-chan is a femboi! (* ﾟ∀ﾟ) kyutie kyutie ky.... kyuke beamu!!! ( ≧∀≦)ノ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane time is different from normie time! (ФωФ) kyahhh~ nyobody has even asked about megane-san's timestop ability! (；ﾟдﾟ) n-nyaht that he uses it for anything perverted!!!! (゜_゜;) m-megane-san, get a hold of yourself!! (,,・д・) kyah~~~... roku means six! ( ´ー`) seme means megane-san is the top when he approaches eri-chan, which makes her the uke! (*/∀＼*) which means... kekekeke~~ megane-san's bottom~~☆ eeeee!!! (*ﾉ∀｀*) fufufufu, eri-chan's tsundere is tamed by megane-san's firm prongies~ (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ kyah!! minasan mean everyone! (* ´ ▽ ` *) eburibody, look at eri-chan's kyutiesquirm!]
｢(Ｏﾟ皿ﾟＯ) d...don't... i-insult east alternian cullture, baka!! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) idiot gaijin!! shinu!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: stupid westerners like eri-chan should be burning in hell!!! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ GYAHHHHH!!!!!!!!]
yknoww i realized somethin i nevver uploaded the covver edition a my photo for cosmocean a feww months back perhaps megido may suffered for it its a charmin throwwback to my smooth chin era dont you think #fitcheck #gpoe #cosmocean #magazines
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｢(ФωФ) hff~ hff~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) measure... your oppai... against each other...｣
Miku was created in 2007. I was created in 2422. If anything, she’s the cable robber here. \></
｢kirai.(｀_´) let me tell kyu how much megane-san has come to kirai responder-chan since boku began to live. (｀ヘ´)there are 387.44 million miles of #waifuifications drawn on wafer thin pages that fill his tonneru.(｀ロ´;) if the word kirai was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate megane-san feels for responder-chan @technicallyTimaeus at this micro-instant.(｀皿´) kirai. KIRAI. ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ)｣ ｢megane-san kirais this waifu syo much that he can't stop looking at her!! Σ(￣皿￣;;) nyahthing about this kyutiegirl is remarkable! (o･｀Д´･o) responder-chan is busujoshi (｀ε´ ) bleugh!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING! THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! (*ゝω･*) kirai means HATE!!! (Ｏﾟ皿ﾟＯ) GYAHHH!!! responder-chan was syo mean to megane about ai-chan, he nearly activated his....𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖈 𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗 𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉... g-gyah! (；゜_゜) megane-san had to work exxxtra hard to hold it in! (；´_ゝ`) for the safety of eburybody on chittr... megane-san's power is contained within him like the nine-tailed yipbeast... (;｀･ω･)ﾉ tonneru means tunnel hive, where megane lives! ( ￣ー￣) busujoshi means hideous bitch.]
LMAO. Okay I'm sold, best ARG ever.
I've cracked the code. You like flicking beans. You like yaoi. I present to you: bean yaoi. #nsfw ht~tps://wimg.rule34.x~xx//images/2701/8cbab5e31d842136353b3064e7~72e9da.png
I'l~l do whatever I want forever. #FlickYourBeanGirl #NSFW
(ノ〃´ϖ`〃)ノ☆♥︎☆♥︎ ႔ ႔ ᠸര ര 𐅠 |ᐠ—ᐟ￣’⁐̤ᐷ \\/￣\//
ooh i see..! :3c u look nice! at least what i can tell of the "picture" u sent. the details are a little hard to make out hehe :P nice hair! <3
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꧁ihopeyoiu canbehappy too! hahahehhaeeiloveyou Hhehaehaeha꧂
Anywhere for those with the globes to se~e. Right now though, @usernamePending, se~ems cute.
꧁My Hivehelm is going CRAZY at you! hehahehehehehheittickles mypan!꧂
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